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Which Dresden Files character are you?

#1 User is offline   Brujah 

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 11:49 PM

Which Dresden Files character are you?

Answer these QUESTIONS and find out.


For fun, you can also take this QUIZ, and see if your results are the same.(Although I thought the first one was better)



My results were:

Bob!
You're immature and sex-obsessed for your age, but you pull through during times of crisis and that's what counts. You boost the morale of your friend with your humor, and keep them laughing, even if all they're laughing at is how you're never gonna get laid. Ha!
And when you're Gone, you stay Gone, or you be Gone. You lost all your Seven Cities privileges. - Karsa

you're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be...
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 12:17 AM

You are Kincaid


You like being in the thick of things - where all the action is. You rely on your quick reflexes and ability to track multiple targets to succeed.


2% away from Thomas... I'm not entirely sure if I should be insulted or happy... I'm apparently the closest thing to a demon-spawned professional killer or a succubus-spawned killer with flare......

Meh, I'll take that.

------- Edit: Also the second linked quiz is entirely ridiculous. Every question has answers that are way too obviously linked to specific characters. People are naturally inclined to chose the character they like the most instead of answering something honestly and without intent to come out as a specific person/answer.

Don't waste your time with the second one, it's not even remotely funny or clever.. Which is disappointing after the first one was done, in comparison, drastically better.

This post has been edited by Acorn: 19 January 2013 - 12:25 AM

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 12:33 AM

You are Marcone

You are cold and calculating person who spends his energy pursuing his own set of goals. While you do have a personal code of honor, you see no reason to conform to society's notions of what is right. You may go down in history as a monster, but you will do it on your own terms.



Wtf.

And my third (after Molly) is Nicodemus. :(
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 12:33 AM

You are Harry




You are a wizard of the "not so subtle and quick to anger" kind. A little bit of a romantic in your own way, you're always ready to drop everything and lend a helping hand.




YAY
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 12:33 AM

You are Charity



You are a good and caring person. Religion is important to you, but most of all family. "Hearth and home". Those are the words you conjure by.

Top three: Charity, Butters, Murphy
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 01:08 AM

You are Nicodemus



You are a master manipulator and schemer who plays for the *long* haul. Money and power are merely tools for your end goals.
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 09:48 AM

You are Murphy


1% off Kincaid and Charity

A strong believer in law and order, you do your best to protect those within your resposibility. You tend to show your stern side to others, revealing your emotions only to those close to you.

...I really don't know what to make of this. Last time I checked I was the exact opposite of small, blonde and perky. also I'm not a girl. But hey Murphy kicks Ass.

:(
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 11:01 AM

Top three of Nicodemus, Marcone and Maeve.... oh dear....

Nicodemus:78%<br style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: verdana; background-color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">Marcone:69%<br style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: verdana; background-color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">Maeve:67%<br style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: verdana; background-color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">Butters:62%<br style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: verdana; background-color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">Charity:59%<br style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: verdana; background-color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">Harry:58%<br style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: verdana; background-color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">Kincaid:55%<br style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: verdana; background-color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">Thomas:52%<br style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: verdana; background-color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">Molly:52%<br style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: verdana; background-color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">Murphy:51%
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 07:18 PM

You are Marcone

Marcone:62%
Thomas:60%
Harry:57%
Molly:57%
Charity:56%
Nicodemus:55%
Butters:53%
Maeve:52%
Kincaid:48%
Murphy:46%

Tehol said:

'Yet my heart breaks for a naked hen.'
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Posted 20 January 2013 - 07:36 PM

We have a lot of Marcone's and Nicodemus's here.

... Just sayin.
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 08:12 AM

Yep Marcone for me to...
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:10 AM

You are Kincaid



You like being in the thick of things - where all the action is. You rely on your quick reflexes and ability to track multiple targets to succeed.


All correlations:
Kincaid:71%
Thomas:67%
Charity:59%
Murphy:57%
Harry:55%
Butters:45%
Marcone:36%
Molly:35%
Nicodemus:34%
Maeve:33%
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:24 AM

You are Nicodemus


You are a master manipulator and schemer who plays for the *long* haul. Money and power are merely tools for your end goal
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:24 AM

You are Butters



You are an intensly rational and smart person who just happens to be passionate about things that are currently outside of mainstream social acceptance. Friends are important, who cares what other people think. Embrace your inner geek declare to the world: "POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!!!"




Butters:84%
Marcone:76%
Molly:65%
Murphy:64%
Charity:64%
Harry:62%
Nicodemus:62%
Kincaid:53%
Thomas:37%
Maeve:37%




POLKA!!!!
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 08:21 PM

How do you go from Butters #1 to Marcone #2?
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 08:40 PM

Hey, I'm Butters!

Followed by..

Charity:71%
Molly:66%
Harry:63%
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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Posted 24 January 2013 - 05:41 AM

View Postworrywort, on 23 January 2013 - 08:21 PM, said:

How do you go from Butters #1 to Marcone #2?


I have D.I.D? I just answered the questions and that is what they said... maybe i am just a mild mannered man waiting to unleash the crime boss inside of me... all I need is a trip to space or a chemical/nuclear plant
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 05:35 PM

You are Kincaid

You like being in the thick of things - where all the action is. You rely on your quick reflexes and ability to track multiple targets to succeed.

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Kincaid:83%
Harry:79%
Butters:73%
Charity:68%
Murphy:66%
Thomas:63%
Marcone:54%
Molly:48%
Nicodemus:45%
Maeve:35%

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Heh, I end up being Kincaid, who lives in shades of grey, but the next five likeliest people are the good guys! :) Guess I'm a good guy! :)
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 05:55 PM

You are Harry



You are a wizard of the "not so subtle and quick to anger" kind. A little bit of a romantic in your own way, you're always ready to drop everything and lend a helping hand.

All correlations:
Harry:73%
Kincaid:71%
Thomas:60%
Maeve:55%
Murphy:54%
Charity:54%
Butters:54%
Molly:51%
Nicodemus:50%
Marcone:49%




Does that mean I should read the book?
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 06:03 PM

You are Butters

You are an intensly rational and smart person who just happens to be passionate about things that are currently outside of mainstream social acceptance. Friends are important, who cares what other people think. Embrace your inner geek declare to the world: "POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!!!"

All correlations:
Butters:81%
Harry:80%
Kincaid:68%
Marcone:67%
Murphy:65%
Charity:64%
Molly:60%
Nicodemus:58%
Thomas:53%
Maeve:42%
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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