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So, let's talk about sex I'm having a crisis of thought...

#641 QuickTidal

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 05:16 PM

Whisperzzzzzzz, on 29 March 2019 - 05:08 PM, said:

Ooooooohhhhh! And that would tie into the "house is crowded" part, so he and his paramour would head out in the car to do it...Gotcha. Thanks makes sense. Man, I was so lost. LOL

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#642 QuickTidal

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 05:38 PM

Briar King, on 29 March 2019 - 05:28 PM, said:

I was worried about you QT lol

LOL! I've got it sorted now.

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#643 Whisperzzzzzzz

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 06:19 PM

Briar King, on 29 March 2019 - 05:28 PM, said:

I was worried about you QT lol

We're all worried about you.

#644 Primateus

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 06:40 PM

Whisperzzzzzzz, on 29 March 2019 - 05:08 PM, said:

I think he's saying that he would have sex in the car, except people would pull up next to him. He'd have to stop having sex during those times, which would cause a loss of arousal, and then it was difficult to get re-aroused after the stranger had driven away.

I dunno, that sounds like a normal libido state to me. I lose arousal when I'm having sex and strangers are talking on cell phones next to me too. Doesn't seem like something I need Viagra for...

Huh, yeah, that makes sense.

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

#645 worry

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 10:28 PM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#646 Tsundoku

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Posted 30 March 2019 - 12:13 PM

A sex recession? Conversely, this article is long and hard and worth it.

https://www.theatlan...cession/573949/

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#647 D'rek

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Posted 30 March 2019 - 03:06 PM

Millenials kill yet another industry... when will the avocado toast rampage end?!

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#648 Malankazooie

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Posted 11 April 2019 - 07:10 PM

Wow, the 'I quit' Pope, Benedict, is popping up all over the 24 hour news rinse and repeat cycle.

I thought they laid him back to rest in his sarcophagus, to lie in stasis until the catholic church had to enact the nuclear option when the shit eventually hits the fan.
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She's got date at midnight
With Nosferatu
Oh baby, Lilly Munster
Ain't got nothing on you

Loving you was like loving the dead

#649 D'rek

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Posted 11 April 2019 - 08:36 PM

Malankazooie, on 11 April 2019 - 07:10 PM, said:

She's got date at midnight
With Nosferatu
Oh baby, Lilly Munster
Ain't got nothing on you

Loving you was like loving the dead

What the fuck does anything you just said even mean?

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#650 Malankazooie

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 05:21 AM

#651 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 13 March 2020 - 06:49 PM

Beaver Killia, on 13 March 2020 - 06:47 PM, said:

Hey Dr peeps... what’s the reason why some days you are a two pump chump and others you are running a long distance marathon? What makes this stuff happen?

... asking for a friend?

#652 Tsundoku

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Posted 14 March 2020 - 01:18 AM

I think what you're referring to is a "Holy Grail".

#653 Aptorian

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Posted 14 March 2020 - 04:45 AM

This is guerilla marketing for BlueChew I think.

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Posted 16 March 2020 - 08:37 AM

D, on 11 April 2019 - 08:36 PM, said:

Malankazooie, on 11 April 2019 - 07:10 PM, said:

She's got date at midnight
With Nosferatu
Oh baby, Lilly Munster
Ain't got nothing on you

Loving you was like loving the dead

What the fuck does anything you just said even mean?

Why does this make me think of

Dragulaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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#655 Abyss

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Posted 29 April 2021 - 04:14 AM

Briar King, on 28 April 2021 - 09:06 PM, said:

I've got a vexing issue that's been popping up..

Shall I describe it for y'all?

Yes, but only with truck-part analogies.

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

#656 Cause

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Posted 29 April 2021 - 04:39 AM

If it’s popping up for more than 4 hours see a dr

#657 Tsundoku

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Posted 19 January 2022 - 01:24 AM

Anyone seen this about Drake and the attempted sperm-jacking? A word that I had never heard before today but I guess it fits.

Last 2 paragraphs in particular.

https://www.news.com...bfe23ffb1c70892