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#1 Rodders

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:56 PM

Whilst musing on the story, thinking of the loss of the Bridgeburners, I thought wouldn't it have been easier if an Azath had just turned up and taken the Jaghut/Pannion seer in the first place like in GotM. Which lead me to think what circumstances would drive an Azath to involve itself in matters. Then thought about the GotM scenario and had an epiphany.

Was the Azath in GotM very discriminating?
Yes it was quite Raest ist.

Badum tish. Sorry, had to share it (hangs head and slinks away).

#2 Roldom

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 02:29 PM

Rodders, on 05 October 2012 - 01:56 PM, said:

I did not like the catfish... - Karsa Orlong

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#3 worry

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 08:09 PM

ban

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#4 Illuyankas

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 08:19 PM

This thread is a Raest of space.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#5 Bonecaster

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 01:51 AM

I gave you rep for having the guts to post that! Nicely done!

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#6 12davargo

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 10:19 PM

This thread really left a bad raest in my mouth

#7 Use Of Weapons

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 09:59 AM

At least with a good joke, jaghut something to fall back on.

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
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#8 pathos

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 10:39 AM

I dont know about the Raest of you, but i thought that was rather funny

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#9 Use Of Weapons

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 10:51 AM

At the very least, it Gothos all talking about it.

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
-- Oscar Wilde

#10 Kanubis

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 12:52 PM

You Korlat a joke? Rubbish...

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#11 Kruppe's snacky cakes

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 01:50 PM

Must...kill...thread!

adam-west.jpg (30.13K)
Number of downloads: 2

some_good_puns_with_oh_you_meme_640_11.jpg (54.05K)
Number of downloads: 1

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#12 12davargo

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 02:34 PM

This thread is awful. Sorry I was just Trulling you.

#13 Sinisdar Toste

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 02:58 PM

it's been a long time since i've Laseen a thread this bad.

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#14 Rodders

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 03:08 PM

Haha, there's some crackers in there.

#15 Illuyankas

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 05:03 PM

You guys are just too Cynnigigal.

#16 12davargo

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 07:55 PM

This thread is making my hair fall out, I think I need a Kruppe.
What do you get when you mix Whiskeyjack and Bottle?...Liquor Bottle (I'm sorry)
At least Karsa is honest about his size, you could Karsa OR Long, never both.
What did Karsa say when you he saw a guy dressed in all black? Deragoth!
What do I do when someone breaks their leg? I carium.
I think you get the idea <.<