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What Is a Troll? Honestly

#21 User is offline   Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy 

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Posted 30 September 2012 - 08:28 PM

i encountered water trolls aka scrags once in the guise of my alter ego. they are annoying. holy water and fire does the job though.

This post has been edited by Miss Savage: 30 September 2012 - 08:30 PM

but are they worth preserving?
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 11:40 AM

View PostMiss Savage, on 30 September 2012 - 08:28 PM, said:

i encountered water trolls aka scrags once in the guise of my alter ego. they are annoying. holy water and fire does the job though.


I assumed all trolls are water trolls. They do, after all, stand under bridges and, so I think, all bridges are on top of water. Except that to my fortress. Which runs atop lava. Inhabited by chickens and cats. Holy water? Being of, er, a more 'nocturnal' nature and preferring that red stuff that enables life, I often end up being burned. What do you recommend?
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 11:59 AM

View PostBaco Xtath, on 29 September 2012 - 08:25 PM, said:

Bump for relevance.


Thank you. No matter what many believe, I (or one of the many personalities that inhabit this legion) did honestly want to know what a troll is. Unfortunately, as often happens, I ended up badly explaining my question.

View PostShiara, on 30 September 2012 - 01:33 AM, said:

View PostBaco Xtath, on 24 September 2012 - 02:09 AM, said:

View PostTes, on 23 September 2012 - 04:37 PM, said:

Trolling is also a type of fishing, with big nets. Trolls tend to cast a very wide net when trying to get a rise.



This.
A troll is someone saying something 'controversial' or outright stupid for a response. The people that respond are little fishies that got caught (in the bullshit). However, as I've noticed, sometimes people are unwitting trolls via stupidity in which case they're not trolls but brownies (annoying and stupid isn't forced but innate).


Trolling is not a type of fishing, I believe you're thinking of trawling.


I'd say that trawling is more of a mass harvesting of fish (and seaweed and whatever happens to be in the ocean including swimsuits).

View Postworrywort, on 30 September 2012 - 07:25 PM, said:

What's a buttfor?


I'd also like to know what that is. A mutated buffalo?

View PostRodeoRanch, on 30 September 2012 - 07:31 PM, said:

I know this one!


You do? YAY!
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 08:17 PM

View PostJade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 24 September 2012 - 07:28 AM, said:

Amid all the explanations of an internet troll, hasn't anyone stopped the think that he KNOWS what a troll is? He's trolling you goddamnit, can't you see that?! You're describing to him exactly what he's doing to you!

If he's trolling, he's doing a really shit job at it.
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