[Path-Shaper]

Good morning, contestants! Welcome to the first, and hopefully only, Malazan talent show!
Never seen one? Haven't been paying attention to how we got to these last 14 contestants?
Well, here's your introduction to everything you'll need to know about it.




And believe me, it would only be worse if it was done in Tyneside accent.

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 16 July 2012 - 09:22 AM

[Path-Shaper]

Oh, a few reminders on what I don't want to see:

1) game alts repping and befriending each other or P-S;
2) mass tiffs on thread;
3) people trying to creatively paraphrase the RI PM to identify RIs (everyone has it, so no worries).

I do hope to see a massive amount of rp, silly song texts, videos and other stuff.

Day length = 32 hours, night is as long as Shin and I need. Game starts really soonish.

[Path-Shaper]

The game is on.


It is Day 1. 32 hours remaining

14 Players still alive: Ampelas, Anomandaris, Anthras, Atrahal, Fener, Kalse, Karosis, Kaschan, Korbas, Korvalain, Sheltatha Lore, Silanah, Sorrit, Spite

8 votes to lynch, 7 votes to go to night.


Players not voted: Ampelas, Anomandaris, Anthras, Atrahal, Fener, Kalse, Karosis, Kaschan, Korbas, Korvalain, Sheltatha Lore, Silanah, Sorrit, Spite

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 16 July 2012 - 09:21 AM

[Anthras]

Nothing's gonna stop us

This post has been edited by Anthras: 16 July 2012 - 03:02 PM

[Anthras]

How to embed a video? Instructions please, may as well get this out of the way

[Anthras]

Obviously i'll get into the swing of things with my new alt

[Anthras]

In fact wasn't she Britain's Got Talent?

[Anthras]

What time is it?

[Anthras]

Chico Time

This post has been edited by Anthras: 16 July 2012 - 03:05 PM

[Anthras]

She was X Factor after all, her she is, funny!

Girl Fight

This post has been edited by Anthras: 16 July 2012 - 03:07 PM

[Anthras]

How am I doing Cheryl?

Chico Time

This post has been edited by Anthras: 16 July 2012 - 03:08 PM

[Anthras]

Auditionee

This post has been edited by Anthras: 16 July 2012 - 03:08 PM

[Anthras]

Funny Audition

This post has been edited by Anthras: 16 July 2012 - 03:09 PM

[Anthras]

Just me playing? Maybe i'll have a page to myself

[Anthras]

Your butt is wide,
Well mine is too.
Just watch your mouth,
or I'll sit on you.
the word is out,
better treat me right.
Cause I'm the king,
if cellulite.
Ham on, Ham on, Ham on whole wheat, alright
My zipper's bust,
My buckles break.
I'm too much man,
For you to take.
The pavement cracks,
When I fall down,
I've got more chins,
Than Chinatown.
Well I never use the phone booth,
and I never see my toes, when I'm going to the movies,
I TAKE UP 7 ROWS BECAUSE

Chorus:
I'm fat, I'm fat shumon! (really really fat)
I'm fat, I'm fat you know it! (really really fat)
I'm fat, I'm fat c'mon, y'know (really really fat)

Don't you call me pudgy, portley or stout, just tell me onceagain
Who's fat?

When I walk out, to get my mail
It measures on the Richter Scale.
down at the beach, I'm a lucky man,
I'm the only one who can get a tan.
If I have one more pie, a la mode
I'm going to need my own zip code.
When you're only having seconds, I'm having 23rds
When I go to get my shoes shined, I've got to take their wordbecause

CHORUS

If a shadow weighs 42 pounds, let me tell you once again,
Who's fat?

If you see me coming your way,
Better give me plenty space.
If I tell you that I'm hungry, then won't you feed my facebecause'

CHORUS

WOO WOO WOO WOO!! (when I sit around the house, I really sitaround the house)

Chorus x3

And the whole world knows I'm fat and proud of it Lemme tell youonce again,
WHO'S FAT?

[Anthras]

I'm Fat

This post has been edited by Anthras: 16 July 2012 - 03:10 PM

[Anthras]

Jedi Song

This post has been edited by Anthras: 16 July 2012 - 03:11 PM

[Anthras]

I think i'm a clone now

This post has been edited by Anthras: 16 July 2012 - 03:11 PM

[Anthras]

Another one rides the bus

This post has been edited by Anthras: 16 July 2012 - 03:12 PM

[Anthras]

Pyscho Auditionee

This post has been edited by Anthras: 16 July 2012 - 03:13 PM