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Title Game 2: Video Games Redux

#1 Princess

I have a plethora of titles!

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 05:21 PM

The rules are basically the same as the Movie Title Game, but with video games! Remove a single letter, write a short synopsis about the new game. I'll start it off with three titles:

T.A.L.K.E.R: A game where social interactions with NPC's is the main feature.

Hal Life: The prequel to 2001: A Space Odssey explaining HAL's life before 2001.

The Itcher: Geralt has to look for a cure for his constant itching ailment.

There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.

#2 POOPOO MCBUMFACE

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 06:16 PM

Warhammer: Dark Men - a strategy game met with little enthusiasm due to its lack of racial sensitivity

Id Icarus: Uprising - a twisted psychological tale exploring what happens when mischievous gods weave a spell causing mankind's bestial instincts to overcome their human nature

Demo's Souls - a metafictional tale based on distilling brief segments of fictional videogames to their core gameplay components

Baldur's Gat - a radical reinvention of the Forgotten Realms in a modern, GTA-esque setting

FeeSpace - an unpopular simulator based around intergalactic tool booths

Icewind Ale - the world's premier Norway simulator

Thief II: The Meta Age - unparalleled sneaking action constantly interrupted by incessant navel-gazing less clever than it thinks it is. Cited by Hideo Kojima as his biggest inspiration

#3 Grumble

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 09:47 PM

Rand Theft Auto : Lost WoT character steals a car ..... expect a minimum of at least 10 follow up games.

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What Would Jack Do ?

#4 Tapper

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 09:59 PM

Rome: Total Ar: guide English celebrity Jonathan Ross through a logopedia course.

Audisurf: See how long your 4 series can float.

Brai: southern african barbeque simulation

Just Case and Just Case 2: about a paperboy called Case.

Meal of Honor: multiplayer pie eating competition.

Pants versus Zombies: a hard choice for Rodeo.

R.U.S.: Sarah Palin goes tactical.

The Sis: a life simulation based on your sister.

Hard Eset: the virus controller and firewall has a DIY game version, where you hunt down trojan horses manually.

RID: the game you un-install asap.

Gran Ages: Rome - from when the ol' lady was young.

The All: it's got everything in it, and is therefore as much fun as life. So why are you playing it?

Topico 1 to 4: Dictatorial view points in game form, brought to you by the Cuban Castro Regime.

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#5 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 11:13 PM

Hogun: Total War - revolutionary RTS that is the first to bring to life thousands of individually rendered sprites in battle scenes. Oddly, though, every sprite looks like an obscure Marvel Asgardian superhero.

meh. Link was dead :(

#6 worry

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 12:50 AM

Buble Bobble: Play through hundreds of stages as a small dragon who burps out Michael Buble songs, which instantly strike down foes within hearing distance.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#7 Grumble

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 06:08 AM

Need for Peed : Incontinent driver has to navigate his way to the nearest restroom against the clock or suffer a humiliating and messy end !

What Would Jack Do ?

#8 lastname

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 06:46 AM

Everwinter Nights: Hibernation trainer

#9 masan's saddle

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 10:33 AM

Splinter ell' - You play a cockney counter insurgency agent who catches his knackers climbing over a wooden fence. As the agony intensifies you must find the flashing tweezers before time runs out.

Metal Gear Sold - A thrilling game about profit and loss at a scrap merchants.

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#10 Azathmaster

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 08:31 PM

Ass Effect Series. All about asses. Sequel and adult version of Everybody Poops.

"To victory! It feels unfamiliar, but it tastes like chicken"

#11 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 09:10 PM

Counter Trike: A game of three-wheeled terrorist threat.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#12 Azathmaster

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 03:55 AM

Left for Dad. Find and destroy the voicemails on your fathers phone from your school headmaster about your suspension.

"To victory! It feels unfamiliar, but it tastes like chicken"

#13 Azathmaster

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 03:58 AM

KYrim. Censored. Ao rating. Catch my drift?

"To victory! It feels unfamiliar, but it tastes like chicken"

#14 HiddenOne

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 08:03 PM

Make Them Die Lowly

a gore-splatter film about the horrors of a group of cannibals who chop off the legs of their victims then leave them to stump their way out of the jungle

"The Portuguese, he got the worst of it! They tied him to a stake in the middle of the village. They castrated him with a machete and then they ATE HIS GENITALS!"

EDIT: Somebody tell this guy the thread is about games not movies, DUH!

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