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I hate My Little Pony, bronies and ponies in general I utterly loathe them they are so bad and notgood

#1 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:39 PM

My Little Pony is terrible, which is a view I've always held, and frankly bronies make a mockery of a cartoon aimed at eight year old girls. I know saying this now may confuse some of you but I'm certain I know one member who'll agree with me, and that's Gothos.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:42 PM

i approve of this username change
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:44 PM

I'm an admin now?
sweet, watch the Polish rage!
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:45 PM

WHERE IS THE BATCAVE???
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#5 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:47 PM

Yeah, they promoted a whole bunch of us to the glorious heights of adminery just now. It's an honour. Even if they forgot to give us access to the chatroom, with our new phenomenal admin powers it's a cinch to add it ourselves. Cough.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#6 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:48 PM

Apt browsing this page: "Why are there so many tiny mirrors on the left of the screen?"

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU HEARD ME

This post has been edited by Adjutant.Stormy: 09 July 2012 - 12:49 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:50 PM

i cant go on chat anymore :wallbash: (SL)
Hi, I'm Tom, and I put the Man in Mandolin.
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#8 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:51 PM

View PostCyphon, on 09 July 2012 - 12:50 PM, said:

WAAH WAAH WAAH I'M THE WORST CYPHON

THAT'S ALL I'M READING
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:54 PM

I WANT BACK INTO CHAT
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:54 PM

DONT MAKE ME RING YOUR MOTHER SILENCER!!!
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 01:25 PM

What the eff is happening.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 01:27 PM

let me in chat dammit!!!!!!!!
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 01:35 PM

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 02:12 PM

Looks out of the window to see if the sky is falling

Hmm, strange, it doesn't seem to be the apocalypse outside, only in here on the screen.

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 03:05 PM

What did I miss while stranded on a lake this weekend?
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 03:12 PM

I say we kill this admin plague before it kills us.

How do we bomb chat?
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 03:21 PM

Hey you know what would make the whole Brony thing go away?

IF PEOPLE STOPPED MAKING EFFING THREADS ABOUT IT!

Sorry, with his name changed, Illy's normal holier-than-thou rage channeled through me for the above statement.

But seriously folks...let's try not to have threads about this.

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 09 July 2012 - 03:21 PM

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 03:24 PM

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 03:29 PM

Imagine my disappointment when I came to this thread expecting a serious discussion.

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#20 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 03:45 PM

Why in the fuck would you think that?

Also no pony pics rule is still in effect.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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