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Your D'ivers form of choice (no eleint or humanoid)

#41 User is offline   amphibian 

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 02:32 AM

View PostBaaljagg, on 09 July 2012 - 12:13 AM, said:

1000 chiwawa puppies. I'd like to see Karsa try and behead one of these beasts, the hapless poor teblor wouldn't stand a chance against such a foe!!!

Given my experiences with chihuahuas, I would be second or third in line to obliterate you from the face of the earth - and I'm deaf. They are mostly terrible dogs to actually own.

The best would be D'ivers emlava. Few would mess with one emlava, much less several.

I actually believe that the level best land predator ever thrown up by evolution real or fiction is the bear. If you were to design a beastie to take on all comers, you'd build a bear. Killer whales would be the sea predator. Better than sharks or dinosaurs.
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Posted 29 July 2012 - 01:19 PM

Hmm,
Snakes, I would definitely take snakes.
or maybe wolfs. I don't know . I can't decide.
My final choice should be .... Boars.
cause they are really scary and fast as hell.
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Posted 31 July 2012 - 02:07 AM

Wolves are taken, n'est pas?

Snakes is PROBABLY taken by some badass, unknown Di'vers.

EoM, my man. Time to update that 'recruit' title.

Please change it to 'Brujah's Beotch'

That would be full of awesome. JK bro. If you need help knowing where to go to change it to whatever you want , let us know. Anyone could help you, or just PM me.
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Posted 31 July 2012 - 03:08 AM

Why the hell would he update his title to that?
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Posted 31 July 2012 - 03:34 AM

I don't know, Kan. What was I thinking, per usual. Forget it. PM me again EoM when you get on.
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Posted 01 August 2012 - 09:36 PM

If he's going to be Brujah's anything, it should be Barhopper, or Backup Bartender or something. :D
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Posted 06 August 2012 - 12:12 AM

D'ivers penguins, because they're adorable. 9 of them.

Alternatively, D'ivers jellyfish. Thousands of them.
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Posted 06 August 2012 - 01:44 AM

A you fools the obvious choice would be Divers Gyarados
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Posted 08 August 2012 - 04:09 AM

View PostKanese S, on 01 August 2012 - 09:36 PM, said:

If he's going to be Brujah's anything, it should be Barhopper, or Backup Bartender or something. :cry:


Yah. EoM and I are friends. Thus why I made my initial comment. It was something based off PM, and I didn't want you to think I was wasn't kidding, or that he didn't know that I was kidding. He knows. I'd never insult EoM, he's got a wild side.
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Posted 08 August 2012 - 04:32 AM

Ok, let's lose the humanoid ban for the sake of argument.

Choice of MALAZAN humanoid Di'vers, and/or non malazan choice.

D'ivers Medusas.
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Posted 08 August 2012 - 09:17 AM

malazan d'ivers FA

non malazan d'ivers centaurs
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Posted 08 August 2012 - 09:59 AM

D'ivers Balrogs!



loads of 'em

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 09:59 PM

Including humanoids, I guess I'd also want to be d'ivers FA.

Or perhaps d'ivers Thel Akai. Or Jade Giants. Or those guys that Quick Ben talks to inside Burn in MoI.

Non-malazan? D'ivers LOTR wizards.
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 08:43 AM

Hold on, this is getting out of hand.

Brujah, make your own thread if you want different rules, GTFO with that shit :cry:

Also, no sentient forms, which would exclude D'rek's Shi'gal as well.

Carry on :p

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 11:40 AM

View PostMalaclypse, on 09 August 2012 - 08:43 AM, said:

Hold on, this is getting out of hand.

Brujah, make your own thread if you want different rules, GTFO with that shit :cry:

Also, no sentient forms, which would exclude D'rek's Shi'gal as well.

Carry on :p


D'ivers Velociraptors.

D'ivers Mila Kunis.

D'ivers Sweaty, Roman Gladiators.

D'ivers me, hijacking ur threadz.
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 11:55 AM

d'ivers Cthulhu

becuase one just isnt enough
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 09:19 PM

What about K'Chain Nah'Ruk? Do they count as sentient?
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 09:30 PM

Another good one might be d'ivers Jhag Horses.
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Posted 11 August 2012 - 01:47 PM

Can they be extinct? If so I would go for a Megalodon. I would put the number count at around four, I think that would be sufficient for protection.
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Posted 13 August 2012 - 10:54 AM

D'ivers mockingbirds. In rl, those things seem to go after anything!
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