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DON'T TOTALLY NOT READ THIS THREAD Unless you do. Or not. Maybe. Donuts!

#1 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:25 AM

Seriously, what did I tell you? Get out!
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:26 AM

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 11:19 AM

no fak u dolan
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 11:30 AM

Really? Shitty meme's AIJ?
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 11:55 AM

Did someone say 'accounting'?
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:31 PM

Varför är inte denna Tråden på Svenska!?
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:42 PM

Fordi svensk er et underdanigt sprog some kun bjergbønder ville blamere sig med at ytre i et offentligt forum :)

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:45 PM

Cha, angazi niyakhuluma nini. Uma nimemeza, ngizoba lapha.
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:07 PM

View PostAptorius, on 30 April 2012 - 01:42 PM, said:

Fordi svensk er et underdanigt sprog some kun bjergbønder ville blamere sig med at ytre i et offentligt forum :)


According to google:

Because Swedish is a language submissively somebody only mountain peasants would embarrass themselves by express in a public forum :D

This post has been edited by rhulad: 30 April 2012 - 02:08 PM

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:30 PM

FIGHT THE POWER

POST EVERY DAY ALL DAY
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:31 PM

View PostAptorius, on 30 April 2012 - 01:42 PM, said:

Fordi svensk er et underdanigt sprog some kun bjergbønder ville blamere sig med at ytre i et offentligt forum :)


Fremvisende en sådan verdensnær viden beviser du at du tydeligvis er en mand af betragtelig vid og dannelse.
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:02 PM

View PostSheve, on 30 April 2012 - 01:31 PM, said:

Varför är inte denna Tråden på Svenska!?


Varför är du att läsa denna tråden?! Också, har jag inte praktiserade Svenska nyligen så mycket. :)

I imagine that there are plenty of mistakes in that, as it is...
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:17 PM

You're not the boss of me! You can't tell me what to do!
Laseen did nothing wrong.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:18 PM

View PostKanese S, on 30 April 2012 - 03:17 PM, said:

You're not the boss of me! You can't tell me what to do!


You need to be more subservient! Please?
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:21 PM

I declare this thread sovereign territory of Primateusland!

You all owe me taxes now!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 05:02 PM

I'd push the big red button too.
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 05:27 PM

Я так розумію, ви тут збиралися практикуватися виключно в шведській мові? Дзуськи......
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 06:16 PM

Wenn jetzt jeder, der nicht Englisch als Muttersprache hat, eben jene spricht bzw. schreibt, dann geht es mit dem Verständnis warscheinlich bergab. (Oder mit google Übersetzter bergauf.)


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Posted 30 April 2012 - 06:48 PM


They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 07:07 PM

View Postthe more interesting wade-newb, on 30 April 2012 - 01:45 PM, said:

Cha, angazi niyakhuluma nini. Uma nimemeza, ngizoba lapha.


Also, I'm assuming this is an African language. What...what does it say?
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