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Team Quick Ben Is this an actual group I can join?

#1 User is offline   Rage 

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 03:49 AM

I've seen it all over the place, and I adore Quick Ben (he's the reason one of my sons will be Ben), but I have no idea if it's a real joinable group.
All these arguments about who would beat whom in a fight are irrelevant.
I think we all know I'd win.
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#2 User is offline   JLV 

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 04:01 AM

TQB was formed during the Suvudu cage match in 2011. It was the committee of people dedicated to Quick Ben and his endless victories during the cage match. The group was successful, QB won that year.

Here's a recent topic with a few noteworthy posts about User Groups:

http://forum.malazan...=1

And here's a much larger thread if you're really that bored:

http://forum.malazan...opic=15440&st=0

Or just join chat some time and ask around. We're all nice here. Except Illy, he's insane. And Obdi, he can be a dick. And Apt, he'll make you cry. And Abyss, he'll eat your soul and take over your account to add to his list of puppets.

You know, you should probably delete your account while you still can.

Edit: And if you still intend to stick around, ask one of the TQB people. They would know more about it than one such as I. It's probably a safe bet to say you'd have to be an active participant on the forum to join them, if they're even open to application.

This post has been edited by JLV: 06 February 2012 - 04:03 AM

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#3 User is offline   Rage 

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 04:04 AM

Thank you! You were very helpful.
All these arguments about who would beat whom in a fight are irrelevant.
I think we all know I'd win.
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#4 User is offline   JLV 

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 05:59 AM

Absolutely no problem at all, totally.

But yeah, welcome and all that.
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#5 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 06:11 AM

Team Quick Ben is no longer actively seeking recruits however we are willing to consider new applications but only under exceptional circumstances - http://forum.malazan...pic=22968&st=56


And if considered you would have to agree to the TQB Charter, as mentioned here - forum.malazanempire.com/index.php?showtopic=21397&st=41

This post has been edited by Loki: 06 February 2012 - 06:11 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#6 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 12:27 PM

On the other hand, the user group to which JLV belongs (the Painfully Eager Newbies) has but one requirement an that is to show a dedication to participation on the site, in any form including chat, social forums such as Phoenix Inn, and more canonical activity (the SE and ICE book threads). We are always open to new members, so please inquire should you be interested :Oops: .
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Posted 06 February 2012 - 03:00 PM

shameless GH absolutely shameless :Oops:
Hi, I'm Tom, and I put the Man in Mandolin.
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#8 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 10:56 PM

View PostStudious Lock, on 06 February 2012 - 03:00 PM, said:

shameless GH absolutely shameless :Oops:


Hey, if TQB doesn't want 'em I do.
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#9 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 02:45 AM

Gotta catch them all, Gust?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#10 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 09:10 AM

I'm looking forward to the day when PEN's run completely out of control for Gust. He'll have to have old PEN's and new PEN's on separate PM lists.

And yes, I know how that looks.

:Oops: you Gusty :Oops:
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Posted 07 February 2012 - 01:44 PM

I like your train of thought there KL, I have been wondering the same thing... what DO the PENs become when they are no longer newbies? Perhaps the Painfully Eager and Ever-present Regulars aka PEERs? It rings of an honorable society if you ask me... or hmmmm perhaps the Good Old and Outrageously Still Eager group (aka GOOSE) to stay with the bird theme. ...
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#12 User is offline   JLV 

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 02:46 PM

Hahaha! I like this guy.
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Posted 07 February 2012 - 02:55 PM

View PostBlissFulnite, on 07 February 2012 - 01:44 PM, said:

I like your train of thought there KL, I have been wondering the same thing... what DO the PENs become when they are no longer newbies? Perhaps the Painfully Eager and Ever-present Regulars aka PEERs? It rings of an honorable society if you ask me... or hmmmm perhaps the Good Old and Outrageously Still Eager group (aka GOOSE) to stay with the bird theme. ...

They join High House Mafia, the darker, richer green.

Well, the invitation is for those who play mafia, of course, but a large part of PEN does.
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#14 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 03:45 AM

View PostBlissFulnite, on 07 February 2012 - 01:44 PM, said:

I like your train of thought there KL, I have been wondering the same thing... what DO the PENs become when they are no longer newbies? Perhaps the Painfully Eager and Ever-present Regulars aka PEERs? It rings of an honorable society if you ask me... or hmmmm perhaps the Good Old and Outrageously Still Eager group (aka GOOSE) to stay with the bird theme. ...


You are in should you want to be. Give us the word and we will begin begging the Admin's for your induction. :unsure:
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#15 User is offline   Princess 

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 10:31 AM

Join us, Rage! PEN is the best group out there.
There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.
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#16 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 10:48 AM

View PostBenevolence, on 08 February 2012 - 10:31 AM, said:

Join us, Rage! PEN is the best group out there.


:unsure:

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:02 AM

View PostLoki, on 08 February 2012 - 10:48 AM, said:

View PostBenevolence, on 08 February 2012 - 10:31 AM, said:

Join us, Rage! PEN is the best group out there.


:unsure:

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 02:49 PM

View PostBenevolence, on 08 February 2012 - 11:02 AM, said:

View PostLoki, on 08 February 2012 - 10:48 AM, said:

View PostBenevolence, on 08 February 2012 - 10:31 AM, said:

Join us, Rage! PEN is the best group out there.


:unsure:

:gando:

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#19 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 10:04 AM

View PostGreymanekas, on 08 February 2012 - 02:49 PM, said:

View PostBenevolence, on 08 February 2012 - 11:02 AM, said:

View PostLoki, on 08 February 2012 - 10:48 AM, said:

View PostBenevolence, on 08 February 2012 - 10:31 AM, said:

Join us, Rage! PEN is the best group out there.


:unsure:

:gando:

:gando:


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Posted 09 February 2012 - 10:19 AM

View PostKing Lear, on 09 February 2012 - 10:04 AM, said:

View PostGreymanekas, on 08 February 2012 - 02:49 PM, said:

View PostBenevolence, on 08 February 2012 - 11:02 AM, said:

View PostLoki, on 08 February 2012 - 10:48 AM, said:

View PostBenevolence, on 08 February 2012 - 10:31 AM, said:

Join us, Rage! PEN is the best group out there.


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:gando:

:gando:


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