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Oh boy what fun we've had
Here on this lonesome thread
Everybody hunts poor Fener
Looking for a pork 'denner'
There were many among us once
But now it's down to just us c****s
We're the survivors hip hip hooray
Unlike Silanah, she went away
I killed her.
First, though with dignity,
Unlike HP's finality
He made quite a meal
Of a very poor reveal
So I killed him.
Then there was Mockra
Who came a crocker
Coz I killed him.
Though I don't remember why
Perhaps I ate some bad pie
That might explain also the end
Which Galain could not fend
Off, because I killed him, too.
But that was not enough
Indeed that was just fluff
To what was to come next
As Olar stopped being my dext
By which I mean my right hand
She was cult, new to my land
So I killed her.
Then I thought let's kill Sorrit,
But then instead I ignored it,
Poor Eloth bore the weight
When my decision came late
Coz I killed them.
But even that was not all,
Barghast's turn to fall
As I killed him.
And then, glory be, glory lay
As Fener really came out to play
And town were most obliging
And listened to his whining
So they strung up Ruse,
Their saviour dude
And so I killed him.
Then Anthras fell
I think, don't remember well
Ah yes, town had cracked it
They'd found the shield, they'd hacked it,
But alas it was not to be
Anthras was a pat-sy
So I killed him.
So who was left, who to choose
Let's go with Tennes, sorry you lose
Because I killed him.
Now Rashan paints in pictures,
And Korbas broods in silence
Sorrit spins in circles
And Kalse prods and pokes
And only Fener remains calm
Cool and collected, an island
Oasis in the storm,
Licking blood off his fingertips,
While he shakes his head in bemusement
The very foundation of the game is he,
Without him none of them would be
And yet they still all want his head
But then they're the ones who end up dead.
Oh yeah, I killed Osseric too
Man, sucks to be you.
A Lament
Fener the Friendly
Mafia 82: The Hamlet
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Posted 14 February 2012 - 11:39 AM
Ah, just what I like to see when I pop in to check if anything's happened. Town, I have to say you scared me for a while there, but luckily spam-bot Kalse was his own worst enemy 
And well played Rashan, my only semi-competent shield.
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And well played Rashan, my only semi-competent shield.Remove Vote <--- bold
Vote Kalse <--- bold
Edit: It won't bold!!
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Posted 14 February 2012 - 12:23 PM
Dear God, you really have fallen for it?
It didn't strike you as odd at all that Rashan attacked Olar only a long while after the mods had identified that someone had posted something they shouldn't have? That was because he was looking for the egregious post, as was I, and I have to say I found Galain's post easily the one that stood out.
It didn't strike you as odd at all that Rashan attacked Olar only a long while after the mods had identified that someone had posted something they shouldn't have? That was because he was looking for the egregious post, as was I, and I have to say I found Galain's post easily the one that stood out.
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Posted 14 February 2012 - 12:25 PM
I'm sure Rashan was just hoping he could get a lynch on anyone through that, rather than a shield specifically, but the negatives of a shield death were outweighed by the positives for his standing. It also didn't strike you as odd that I never killed him even though it was 'obvious' to everyone he was RI?
