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Expendables 2 - now updated for 3 :D Now even manlier

#21 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 12:28 AM

^^ What he said!

I'm going to have to see this will all my man-friends, it looks ridiculously manly and fun, cannot wait!

I hope I am not the only woman in the cinema though... that could be dangerous O_o

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 12:59 AM

Expendables 1 was an absolute waster of time...barring a good scene or 2...please for the love of god et this right.

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 03:32 AM

I am so disappointed that Steven Seagal is not in this movie....

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 02:14 PM

Vengeance, on 22 December 2011 - 03:32 AM, said:

I am so disappointed that Steven Seagal is not in this movie....

He won't be, he had issues in the past with one of the producers. IIRC, they sued each other over film profits, and Seagal's stated he'll never work with the guy again.

Personally, i'm annoyed they couldn't find a spot for any of the following:

Donnie Yen,
Sammo Hung,
Jackie Chan,
Yuen Biao,
Cynthia Rothrock,
Kurt Russel.

meh. Link was dead :(

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 09:54 AM

Rutger Hauer

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 12:10 PM

Rutger Haur became old and fat.

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 01:06 PM

Aptorius, on 28 December 2011 - 12:10 PM, said:

Rutger Haur became old and fat.

So did Arnie but they still let him in the film... and he even walks like an old fat man

I want to die the way my dad died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

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Posted 29 December 2011 - 09:58 AM

Bruce Willis is old and fat, heck, Stallone is old and fat!

Did Charles Bronson die?

Oh, how about Sean Connery? He could be awesome too, as some sort of villain or what not...

Oh, and I still think this movie need less Van Damme and more Clint Eastwood!

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 29 December 2011 - 10:06 AM

Primateus, on 29 December 2011 - 09:58 AM, said:

Stallone is old and fat!

Old yes.

Fat?

No. Clearly he can still afford the best steroids......

meh. Link was dead :(

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 05:05 AM

Gina Carano (aka American Gladiator Crush)

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 09:03 PM

DrunkstadSantaHammer, on 31 December 2011 - 05:05 AM, said:

Gina Carano

She's in Haywire, out this month

meh. Link was dead :(

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Posted 04 January 2012 - 04:20 PM

DrunkstadSantaHammer, on 16 December 2011 - 08:21 PM, said:

Aptorius, on 16 December 2011 - 05:15 PM, said:

OH... oh god... yes.

I haven't even gotten around to watching the first one yet (I know, I suck) and this trailer has sold me.

I was disappointed that Van Dam wasn't in the first one. Now there is Van Dam AND Norris.

Who's next? Snipes? The rock? Jackie Chan... Dare I ask? ... Clint Eastwood?

Jeff Speakman and Cynthia Rothrock. .. and of course Seagal (would be nice to see him).

The first wasn't that great, but it has some fun moments.

That would be awesome,

Eastwood, Snipes, Chan, and Speakman; plus, Hauer as someone else mentioned would pretty much capture the classic action stars.. Rothrock and Michelle Yeoh would be a great additions too.

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Posted 04 January 2012 - 04:30 PM

Darkwatch, on 16 December 2011 - 06:41 PM, said:

...They were having fun and so did we....

Bingo.

I would have seen this twice if Sam Elliot made an appearance.

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Posted 04 January 2012 - 11:52 PM

You're leaving out king of the flat top mullet combo, Brian Bosworth.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 12:19 AM

So, it's good?

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 02:27 PM

Dolorous Menhir, on 05 January 2012 - 12:19 AM, said:

So, it's good?

In a brain-off sort of way, the first one is entertaining.

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 08:56 PM

I DECLARE THIS THREAD RESURRECTED!

new trailer:

meh. Link was dead :(

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 02:49 PM

Cocoreturns, on 29 December 2011 - 10:06 AM, said:

Primateus, on 29 December 2011 - 09:58 AM, said:

Stallone is old and fat!

Old yes.

Fat?

No. Clearly he can still afford the best steroids......

He probably didn't drink anything for 2 days to get that definition (or shrivelled look).

but are they worth preserving?
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 09:49 AM

now I have a way to avoid drinking next weekend, Expendables 2 on saturday night. will take me to 4 weekends in a row not going on the rip, new record beckons!

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