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#1 User is offline   Cyphon 

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 08:43 PM

This forum is currently lacking speculation. Start now.
Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala

#2 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 08:54 PM

I bet that Karsa wont even appear in the series except for the last moment where he steps into battle somebody, then steps on a spear, falls and breaks his tail bone and dies of embarrassment.

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 07:34 PM

Karsa is actually Kruppes donkey.

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 07:55 PM

Karsa moves into the suburbs with gnaw and his two 'twin' daughters, samar moves in with them, but is then killed in a car accident. karsa's two best friends, torvald now and leoman, move in to help him deal with the loss, and they go on to create the hit sitcom: Full House of Chains.
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Posted 17 May 2011 - 12:28 AM

Karsa and Icarium confrontation, and Ublala Pung opening his own undead sexing house for Teblor tribes!

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Posted 14 June 2011 - 01:15 AM

f' the inbred retard trilogy, I want more Seguleh!

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Posted 14 June 2011 - 05:29 PM

Karsa, having gotten into too much trouble, goes to live with his aunt and uncle in the mountains of Northern Genebackis where his cousin Karlton and he get into many embarrassing situations and his worldy Malazan-tainted view is too much for his Uryd-bred aunt and uncle to accept.

The Fresh Prince Of The Teblor.

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 14 June 2011 - 05:30 PM

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 09:36 AM

Karsa, decided he is infact gay, and retires in a little village somewhere. One day he and his man-love spot a child Teblor walking up the path to his house and fears it maybe one of his kids from when he liked to do the bad thing with girls.

However, after some discussion with the child he realizes that it is not a child but his midget step brother, Brennan.

Three and a half years later uncle Icarium designed the first cine 8 movie camera and together with his production team 'Lifestealer productions' they created the hit show 'Two and a half Teblor'.

Which was only bettered by 'Warren improvements' staring 'Barathol Allen' as the hapless handyman

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