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#3572 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 28 May 2023 - 02:36 PM

https://scontent-iad...kNA&oe=6477CEF1

#3573 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 03 June 2023 - 01:46 PM

'I wonder what Midjourney will look like in 5 years...' Midjourney v1, v2, v3, v4, v5

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Joe Rogan teaches Elon how to take Ice Baths #3

AI Humor - Joe Rogan teaches Elon how to take Ice Baths

#3574 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 16 June 2023 - 12:20 AM

If we don't nuke [Chat] GPT

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Elon Musk: Woke AI will destroy us

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Joe Rogan: If AI can fake my voice, does that mean I can finally shut up? Nahhh.

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Moloch, Demon of Bad Incentives: Hey don't blame me that

I listened to every podcast about AI so you don't have to. | AI Art Universe

#3575 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 15 July 2023 - 11:39 PM

Darth Vader in ancient Chinese porcelain

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Oppenbarbie

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I'm pretty sure this is my favorite of all the
11,000+ images I've ever midjourneyed. All hail
our new overlord.

Midjourney - Facebook

#3576 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 20 August 2023 - 06:22 PM

https://scontent-iad...ciA&oe=64E7255F

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https://scontent-iad...kcA&oe=64E6FCA3

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https://scontent-iad...LLw&oe=64E75B40

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To everyone in SoCal stay safe from hurricane Hillary

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Cats partying. Hard of course.

The face on that cat on the upper right... lol

#3577 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 21 September 2023 - 07:57 PM

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“The killing of birds is forbidden — the birds are involved in the creation of time.” -Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov

[...] The world we knew is already gone. To say we linger would be both accurate and misleading; we are residues, not remnants. To be in the Bunker is to be unanchored, a fugitive reality evading capture by meaning or memory, making my task an essentially futile one. This is not the apocalyptic moment. This has always been the state of affairs.

[...] Many years before the fateful event, we were taken through the then recently constructed Chilean National Subterranean Preserve, which I will henceforth refer to as the Bunker. It is, was, will be an underground city carved into the Andes that began as the Chilean government imagined they would be a potential target in the event of a nuclear attack.

[...] Stage the end of the world in your mind, any old apocalypse will do, and this is probably what you see. You have just created “the Bunker”, laid its first brick.

The Last Litany of Lunev. Reports from the Bunker | by J Curcio | Sep, 2023 | Modern Mythology

#3578 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 16 October 2023 - 12:02 PM

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this is what Bing thinks about Iowa

Sharul Azri Sallehuddin / Cursed A I

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Cursed AI

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All I prompted for was "a comic about why the chicken crossed the road"
Gold, Jerry, gold!

Mateo Atom / Cursed AI

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Cursed AI

#3579 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 18 October 2023 - 11:55 AM

More AI generated comics:

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'I Have No Words for This Result' - Cursed AI

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Cursed AI

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Oh god Bing, I asked for a joke, not a newfound sense of existential dread.

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Cursed AI

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 18 October 2023 - 12:19 PM

#3580 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 23 October 2023 - 04:31 PM

Cursed AI

#3581 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 25 October 2023 - 12:05 PM

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A drought in the Amazon uncovered ancient, eerie face carvings that look like emojis

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Drought in Amazon Uncovered Ancient Carvings That Look Like Emojis (businessinsider.com)

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Consider also the long and bountiful history of Chinese painting, in which[...] scholar-artists frequently demonstrated their erudition by painting in explicit homage to masters from the past. For these literati painters, what mattered more than technical skill or aesthetic progression was an artist's spontaneous creativity as channeled through previous masterpieces. There's a painting I love in the Palace Museum in Beijing by Zhao Mengfu, a prince and scholar working during the Yuan dynasty, that dates to around 1310 but incorporates styles from several other periods. Spartan trees, whose branches hook like crab claws, derive from Song examples a few centuries earlier. A clump of bamboo in the corner coheres through strict, tight brushwork pioneered by the Han dynasty a thousand years before. Alongside the trees and rocks the artist added an inscription:

The rocks are like flying-white, the trees are like seal script,
[...]
Only when one masters this secret
Will he understand that calligraphy and painting have always been one.

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[...] He was sublimating styles, some from the recent past and some of great antiquity, into a series of recombinatory elements that an artist of his time could deploy in concert. [...] Without ever worrying about novelty, you could still speak directly to your time. You could express your tenderest feelings, or face up to the upheavals of your age, in the overlapping styles of artists long dead.

[...] If the arts are to matter in the 21st century, we must still believe that they can collectively manifest our lives and feelings: that they can constitute a Geistgeschichte, or "history of spirit," as the German idealists used to say. This was entirely possible before modernism, and it is possible after. [...]

[...] Surely it would be healthier — and who knows what might flower — if we accepted and even embraced the end of stylistic progress, and at last took seriously the digital present we are disavowing. [...] Culture is stuck? Progress is dead? I died a hundred times, a poet once said, and kept singing.

Why Culture Has Come to a Standstill - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

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The guy with the coffee coming out of his eye/nose/chin/cheek/fingers...

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Coffee extracts from: Untitled series / Kara Lortie / Cursed AI

#3582 Macros

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Posted 25 October 2023 - 09:53 PM

Curious.
Are these supposed to show us how AI is patently unfunny or what??

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"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#3583 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 25 October 2023 - 11:04 PM

Macros, on 25 October 2023 - 09:53 PM, said:

Curious.
Are these supposed to show us how AI is patently unfunny or what??

'Hey Bing tell me a joke'

Bing AI:

'let it atach

let it bite

LET IT FEED'

lol

Here's another one for you:
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'WHY IS CRICKEN'

that's why...

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 26 October 2023 - 12:01 AM

#3584 Whisperzzzzzzz

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Posted 26 October 2023 - 05:17 AM

I think these are hilarious. Especially the "Oops I pooped!" one.

#3585 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 04 November 2023 - 07:58 PM

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Bing logic: "Santa going down the chimney meathole"

Cursed AI | Bing logic: "Santa going down the chimney meathole"

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Yolkism - Death and the Yolk - Cursed AI

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After using this promt I got lock for 24 hours for "abusing the system". But it worth it. I did it for you guys. ❤️💕💞Enjoy.

Cursed AI | After using this promt I got lock for 24 hours for "abusing the system"

Cursed AI

#3586 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 05 November 2023 - 11:51 PM

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Meathole too controversial for you, Bing? Interstellar meat portal it is, then. - Cursed AI

#3587 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 10 November 2023 - 04:14 PM

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Midjourney doesn't know how to play the trumpet properly

Midjourney Official | Midjourney doesn't know how to play the trumpet properly

Midjourney

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#3588 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 23 November 2023 - 01:41 AM

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Cursed AI | An orange cat somehow found his way to the international space station, begging the crew to let him in, we can see them celebrate

#3589 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 29 November 2023 - 11:37 PM

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Damn but AI can exhibit a dry sense of humor (... dry as a black hole? and drier than death's dreamings...).

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Determined to confront your fear, you return to the abandoned McDonald's where Ronald McDonald first terrorized you. The empty restaurant, bathed in the cold glow of the moon, feels ominous and unwelcoming.

As you step inside, the silence is quickly broken by that familiar, sinister giggle. You tense up, scanning the shadows. Then, from the darkness, emerges Ronald, far worse than before, his yellow eyes glowing intensely, but it's his spider-like limbs that send you into a …

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