[Tiamatha]

Kalse, on 11 April 2011 - 04:20 PM, said:

I risk a glance over my shoulder to see a huge sperm whale breaching the surface and Jeff Probst with his hand down his pants. Figures.

Silly rabbit! Thats me!! Riding the sperm whale to a individual immunity!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

*passes all other contestants*

See ya suckers!! Sperm FTW!

[Kalse]

I look back to check on the boat - can't have sperm whales eating the host - and I see Jeff still in bliss, eyes closed, face towards the sun. Hand in pants. And there's Liosan, sleeping on the deck, daydreaming and screaming something about riding a shark....

[Tiamatha]

Liosan, on 11 April 2011 - 04:30 PM, said:

I leap halfway to the beach with my first dive, pummel the shark into submission and trade him a ride in exchange for his life, witness the various struggles of the others as we whiz by, and finally, standing on the beach I shall magnanimously assist the others from the water.

That is, those on my team.


Edit:last part

Little do you know that your shark is the distant relative of my sperm whale and has been instructed to eat both of your feet just as you get close to land. My sperm whale has a sadistic streak which I can only encourage. ONWARD SPERMY!!!

[Merrid]

Stroke-breath-stroke

I think that several people are starting to come down with sunstroke.

I just saw liosan jump on driss and act like he was on the beach. Right now he is tryIng to talk kalse into climbing up there. This is going to be a good season.

Stroke-breath-stroke

[Merrid]

Stroke-breath-stroke-breath


Tiam seems to have swam into a rock as she is now on her back making splashing gestures.

Kalse is still going strong

I think that driss has finally drowned, oh wait there he is with liosan still on his back.

Stroke-breath-stroke

[D'riss]

Swallows a lot of water, chokes a little with laughter at banter, shrugs off the flailing Liosan and tries a little breast stroke

[Tiamatha]

Hmmmm as I pass by Merrid, I can't help but wonder why he is laying on his back in the water, with his hands down his pants, talking about D'riss and Liosan and mumbling something that sounds like, "stroke, breath, stroke " I don't think he realizes we are on TV... this could get embarrasing if his mom is watching!

Anyway, Onward Spermy!!! To victory!!

[Tiamatha]

D, on 11 April 2011 - 04:53 PM, said:

Swallows a lot of water, chokes a little with laughter at banter, shrugs off the flailing Liosan and tries a little breast stroke

As I send a final glance over my shoulder at all the non-whale riding contestants it seems that D'riss has caught up to Merrid and is...wait..really. Come on guys, this is a family show!!

Best end this quickly, before any more people catch-up and join that pile. Spermy HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[D'riss]

The breast stroke gave me enough energy to try a little Doggy Style, this quickens my pace considerably...

[Liosan]

From my vantage on the beach, it seems the LSD someone put in the water supply is taking hold of everybody. It looks likes the Merry Pranksters meet the New Parisian Water Revue out there. I can't even tell who's on my team for the splashing. After I find this Immunity, maybe I can wade out and pull a couple ashore and tell the rest its all a bad trip.

[Merrid]

My feet can finally feel sand below. As I start to hop out of the water I glance to my right and left and see kalse and a backward walking driss struggling to get ashore.


The heat has gotten terrible. Liosan is baking on a rock a good 150 yards before the beach and tiam is trying to demount another rocky out crop.

Now to find that idol.

[Hood's Path]

Well seems I've dozed off for a bit, might need to get my bearing... wait a second, why is everyone in the water. Loud, raspy, breathing... To my left stands Liosan. With bloodshot eyes, he seems intent on the race. Suddenly he bursts out giggling, saying something about LSD in the water? Poor fool, must've gotten in to those brownies I planted in the kitchen last night.

Dips a toe in. Well here it goes.

Stroke-breath-stroke-breath

[Eloth]

Stroke, breath, stroke... turn around, tread water, float, enjoy the sun.... oh wait, this was a contest! ... turn around, stroke, stroke, breath, stroke, stroke, dive under, shake like a dolphin's tailfeather ......
I'd better be smart. Lemme see, everyone is veering to the right, let's just go and see what is to the left. * slightly adjusts course, comes up for air, stroke, stroke, breath, stroke, stroke....

[Okaros]

Just as well that I can transform into my soletaken peregrine falcon form, which, as the fastest bird in the world according to google (lucky that, eh?), shall allow me to easily, gracefully, and majestically fly far above the clouds, to the shore and claim those immunity idols for myself and the glory of team Pensador!

edit: added unnecessary adjectives

This post has been edited by Okaros: 11 April 2011 - 05:48 PM

[Hood's Path]

Stroke-breath- Did I hear something about a sperm whale - Stroke-breath - They can't be talking about these inflatable children's toys could they? - stroke-breath- how degrading, do they have no shame!? - stroke-breath-gasp <looks to Merrid and D'riss>> - To hell with shame. I jump on my warwhale tot kick and flounder my way to victory!

[Eloth]

I wanna have sex on the beach, come on move your body, sex on the beach....

Where are the drinks with straws in them?????

[Barghast]

As I pick myself off the deck of the ship after being stampeded by all the crazies that think it's a sprint to swim 2 miles in the ocean towards the shore I do a perfect dive into the warm waters of the Atlantic with nary a splash. As I feel that all the other competitors have all gotten a substancial lead over my late start I feel no need to hurry as the idiols will have already been found by the time I get there. I turn over on my back and back stroke gazing into the beautiful warm sun.

[Path-Shaper]

6 People have participated in the Challenge thus far.

You hear music pounding in your head, imagining the drum and horn sequence the producers will use to show this challenge on TV. Jeff Probst watches as everyone dives into the water and begins to narrate the sequence of events.

"Eloth gets a good jump and begins pedaling his way toward shore, but Karatallid and Hood's Path are right behind him! Liosan with a huge leap gets a nice head start! And there goes Alkend, looking like an Olympic Athlete! He cuts through the water as if he were a fish! He's got the lead!"

Probst looks around, surveying the field. "A lot of people are already struggling! D'riss is floundering... he doesn't want to get kicked by anyone nearby! He looks like he's got Ruse stuck with him! Barghast is really having a hard time in that water, maybe he should have taken a swim class! And what's going on with Kalse? Kalse is just sitting in the water, trying to stay afloat!" Probst leans over the side, "You need to pick it up! Without that necklace, you are not safe!"

Probst then looks and sees one figure still on the boat. "It appears Shadow got trampled on by the mob! He's going to need to do something if he wants to get back in this thing!"

Everywhere, people are swimming and fighting. Nobody is to the shore yet, but everyone continues to push.

[Merrid]

Hey driss and kalse have you guys ever seen a crazier start to this game.


Points out to sea. See you can spot a player swimming in circles, another one bouncing up and down on yet another one. Look at thst guy he hasn't left the boat yet he is just shouting flap burst flap.

While the other two are distracted quickly turns around and starts looking again.

[Tulas Shorn]

I dive off the boat, splashing down screaming "CANNON BALL!!!"

The mighty ripple caused by my gigantic dive splashes up and into the face of Barghast, making him choke on the salty ocean around him.

I climb back up the boat and out of reach of his flailing hands. Smiling in the sunlight I look at Jeff and ask

"Care to give a lady a ride to the shore, sweetheart?"