There's a cat staring at me through my window

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There's a cat staring at me through my window

#1 RodeoRanch

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 12:26 AM

And he moves when I do. He moves to another window so he can see me. He just stares.

It's freaking me out.

#2 Vengeance

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 12:36 AM

I hope that you have your Will up to date, as I believe that Abyss has now tracked you down, and is preparing to harvest your brain.

Whatever you do don't leave your house.

It was nice to know you Rodeo.

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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#3 Illuyankas

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 12:39 AM

IT KNOWS

PREPARE CONTINGENCY PLAN 'JACKETDOG'

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#4 RodeoRanch

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 12:39 AM

Augh! What the hell does it want?!!

I'm going to release the hounds soon. If it eats my dogs I know I'm in trouble.

#5 Illuyankas

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 12:46 AM

Unless they're wearing leather protection. Like a coat. Or a jacket.

JACKETDOG IS GO

#6 Ceda Cicero

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 12:58 AM

Lay off the salvia.

Illuyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:

How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?

#7 Mott

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 01:16 AM

Next time you pass it shove it in a wheelie bin. For now I'd just try to out stare it, dogs get more bothered about that kind of thing though than evil demon spaw, eh, cats, I meant cats.

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#8 Beezulbubba

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 01:27 AM

Sneak over there some high quality catnip.... problem solved.... you're welcome.
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#9 amphibian

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 02:52 AM

Better a cat than a skunk...

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 02:56 AM

Not if it's this cat,

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#11 Shiara

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 03:05 AM

Pictures, or we'll have to declare your mangled, half-eaten corpse a suicide.

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#12 RodeoRanch

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 03:07 AM

amphibian, on 06 April 2011 - 02:52 AM, said:

Better a cat than a skunk...

That's the truth! I had a skunk burrow under the house once. Skunk scent coming into your house through the floor boards and vents is a bad, bad thing. Course we ended up trapping and shooting that skunk.

I suspect I'm not supposed to shoot cats.

The cat in question finally wandered off. Or so I think. He might be out there. Waiting. Watching.

#13 amphibian

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 04:18 AM

I have so many skunk stories.

Several involve my father live trapping them by accident while trapping squirrels, waiting until they fell asleep in the trap, then sticking the skunks in my car's trunk and telling me to go release them several miles off.

Driving with that constant sense of anticipation and horrifying dreading of the possible consequences is something else for sure.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#14 Cyphon

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:24 AM

Vengeance, on 06 April 2011 - 12:36 AM, said:

There's a distinct lack of Abyss in this thread thus far. Which suggest to me that this is indeed the case.

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

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#15 Shinrei

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 12:44 PM

Maybe he thought you earned some recognition for all your hard work?

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#16 Abyss

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 01:45 PM

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Btw Rodeo, nice boxer shorts. I didn't know My Little Pony did adult underwear.

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 01:59 PM

Abyss, on 06 April 2011 - 01:45 PM, said:

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Btw Rodeo, nice boxer shorts. I didn't know My Little Pony did adult underwear.

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#18 Aptorian

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 03:21 PM

Do you leave your kitchen window open when cooking? My parents have a whole menagerie of cats that come by their kitchen window to beg for scraps.

That's how they got their current trio of cats. originally they only had a dog but my stepmother liked to feed the cats that came through the garden. Soon she was feeding and letting the neighbours cat stay over once in a while. That turned into the cat more or less moving in because my parents were better people apparently. Then one day a giant bushy tomcat moved in on the territory, scared the other cats away and took over the windowsill. Then it moved into the house. Then it brought it's two kittens along with it from another house a couple of streets over. Then a couple months later the mother of the kittens moved in as well. They've since given one of the kittens away. But they now have 3 cats that just muscled into their house. My father complains that they eat better than he does and the dog has never forgiven them.

So yeah, I think the cat was just staking out a place it could possibly use to crash in during cold nights and get food out of.

EDIT: Then again, maybe it has a taste for human flesh.

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#19 Abyss

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 04:24 PM

Clockwork Apt, on 06 April 2011 - 03:21 PM, said:

... I think the cat was just staking out a place it could possibly use to crash in during cold nights and get food out of.

EDIT: Then again, maybe it has a taste for human flesh.

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