Morgoth, on 22 June 2012 - 08:14 AM, said:
With Tom Hardy as the villain they could have had Lady Gaga play catwoman and I'd still be giddy.
This^
Handsome Bob rubs his eyes, still seems stressed] One Two: Okay, well, I see that cheered you up. Handsome Bob: It's not that I'm not grateful, it's just... One Two: What? It's just what? Handsome Bob: You wouldn't understand. One Two: Come on, Bobby boy, that's not fair. I'd understand anything coming from you. Handsome Bob: [Handsome Bob surveys him] Would you? One Two: Bob, you're my best mate. Handsome Bob: [Handsome Bob thinks about it for a moment] You see, I don't want the stripper, One Two. One Two: [One Two nods] Okay. Handsome Bob: I want you. One Two: [One Two chuckles, but Handsome Bob remains serious. Tires screech. Car comes to an abrupt stop] Dirty Bastard. [One two leaves the car, walks around] One Two: You dirty bastard! Bob, I know all your girlfriends, all of them. Handsome Bob: I told you, you wouldn't understand. One Two: What, I wouldn't understand that you're a fucking homo? You're Handsome Bob. You're Handsome Bob, the fucking lady-killer, that's who you are. Do you hear me, Bob? I mean, I've had showers with you, man. You've seen my fucking cock. Handsome Bob: I should have just kept my mouth shut. One Two: Yeah you're right, you should have kept your mouth shut! [Handsome Bob buries his face in his hands] One Two: We should've just gone and done the strippers like Handsome Bob would've done. You should just drown the cat instead of letting it out. No, no, not you. Not fag Bob. Handsome Bob: [Handsome Bob still has his head buried in his hands. One Two enters the car] I am so sorry. One Two: Well, I'm sorry. Handsome Bob: No, I'm sorry. One Two: No, I'm sorry. Handsome Bob: No, no, I'm sorry. One Two: No, I'm fucking sorry, Bob, all right? I went over the top a bit. And it was a bit of a fucking surprise, Bob. It was a big of broadside. Handsome Bob: It's fine, it's fine. Five years, you know, I don't know if I can handle it. One Two: I don't know what I was thinking, Bob. I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a poof or being a gay, or whatever it is you call it, I don't know. I mean, there's gonna be plenty of your lot in there. You'll probably love it. [Bob buries his hands again, groaning, says "Oh God"] One Two: What -? What exactly is it that you...? That you want to do to me, then, Bob?
Of fuck it. I'm not breaking that up the way its supposed to be.
Handsome Bob for the win.
And when you're Gone, you stay Gone, or you be Gone. You lost all your Seven Cities privileges. - Karsa
you're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be...
- Maynard James Keenan