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European history explained with Poland balls

#1 Aptorian

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 12:48 PM

This is awesome. The text on the side was added by some random person who wanted to make all the details more clear. There's probably lots of factual errors.

I love all the little details. Like Switzerland sleeping on a pile of cash during WW2 or Denmarks expression in 1600 AD

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#2 Primateus

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 04:44 PM

That's actually several kinds of awesome!

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

#3 Bauchelain the Evil

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 04:52 PM

That was incredibly amusing and, most importantly, awesome.

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#4 Gothos

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 05:24 PM

I can't help but get annoyed that according to this, Austria was saved by the 'ruskies' in 1600s (1683 - Vienna?). It wasn't the motherfucking ruskies.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 05:34 PM

yep, it was Sobieski and the Cozaks

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 09:12 PM

I saw no Aliens.

#7 MTS

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 09:38 PM

The pre-Christ depictions are pretty terrible, fact-wise. For examples, Hannibal over the Alps, invasions of Parthia and later the Empire-split. The geography ain't that great either.

/classics pedantry

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#8 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 10:34 PM

Yeah, its humor value greatly exceeds its historical accuracy.

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 08:18 AM

Gothos, on 25 October 2010 - 05:24 PM, said:

I can't help but get annoyed that according to this, Austria was saved by the 'ruskies' in 1600s (1683 - Vienna?). It wasn't the motherfucking ruskies.

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