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rhulad, on 08 May 2012 - 02:11 PM, said:
Because you are.
Why do I not have any coffee at my desk?
Why do I not have any coffee at my desk?
Because you're too lazy to get up and make some.
Why is country music considered music?
the why thread? I need to know!!!
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Posted 12 May 2012 - 06:06 PM
Because you're too lazy to get up and make some.
Why is country music considered music?
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 03:47 AM
Because people wanted to be fair after letting rap join a similar position.
Why do threads die?
Why do threads die?
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 07:55 AM
Because to everything, there is a season.
Why do I keep getting rejected at play auditions?
Why do I keep getting rejected at play auditions?
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 01:47 AM
Probably cause you keep wishing for them to go a day longer.
Why doesn't minecraft have rugs?
Why doesn't minecraft have rugs?
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 10:36 AM
Because they haven't got a job.
Why do people write poems that don't rhyme? Why are they even considered poems?
Why do people write poems that don't rhyme? Why are they even considered poems?
It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:34 PM
Because Rhymes for dimes cheapens the times?
Why do I have writers block this close to the end my short story?
Why do I have writers block this close to the end my short story?
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 02:02 PM
Cause you subconsciously just don't want it to end.
Why do we get a "second wind" when staying up well past our bedtime?
Why do we get a "second wind" when staying up well past our bedtime?
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 02:56 PM
Your body is expecting to go to sleep (provided you have a regular sleep pattern) at a given time or close to it.
When you stay up past this, your body is like "hey, its SLEEP TIME mother fucker!"
When you tell it to go fuck a goat and stay up, your body accepts this and wakes up again, leaving you good to go for another round. But eventually your batteries will run out.
Why do some currencies persist in keeping those silly little coins in circulation that are essentially worthless. In Australia the smallest you get is a 5cent, so everything is rounded up or down to the nearest 5. This is good and means you dont have apocket full of shite.
When you stay up past this, your body is like "hey, its SLEEP TIME mother fucker!"
When you tell it to go fuck a goat and stay up, your body accepts this and wakes up again, leaving you good to go for another round. But eventually your batteries will run out.
Why do some currencies persist in keeping those silly little coins in circulation that are essentially worthless. In Australia the smallest you get is a 5cent, so everything is rounded up or down to the nearest 5. This is good and means you dont have apocket full of shite.
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 02:59 PM
Some countries have an excess of copper, which is toxic in large quantities don't-cha-know? (and a real answer to a question Macros? wow 
, and the fuck a goat was a nice touch).
Why don't more people listen to Macros?
, and the fuck a goat was a nice touch).Why don't more people listen to Macros?
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 03:29 PM
because 1 actual answer in a 1000 doesn't make a guru, even a broken clock is right twice a day (I also thought the goat thing was nice but if my body tells me to do that kind of thing I'm taking some drugs right then)
Why can't musical equipment be borrowed from a free library of gear instead of purchased painstakingly with saved pennies after months of perilous pontification?
Why can't musical equipment be borrowed from a free library of gear instead of purchased painstakingly with saved pennies after months of perilous pontification?
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 05:07 PM
Because musicians are big believers in "cooties".
Why cant the Cardinals game be on a t 6 instead of 4 so i can watch it.
Why cant the Cardinals game be on a t 6 instead of 4 so i can watch it.
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I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 07 October 2012 - 06:25 PM
Because you have other things you need to do and the game will distract you.
Why am I so tired all the time even though I get reasonably good amounts of sleep?
Why am I so tired all the time even though I get reasonably good amounts of sleep?
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Posted 09 October 2012 - 12:07 PM
Because your circadian rhythm is one loose mofo and rock and rolls all night. And parties every day. Oh yes.
Why can't I shake this feeling of dread?
Why can't I shake this feeling of dread?
Suck it Errant!
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 05:10 AM
It probably has something to do with some runabout judge that keeps killing people...
Why is this enchilada so damn good?!
Why is this enchilada so damn good?!
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 12:22 PM
because all enchiladas are fucking awesome!
except vegetarian ones, obviously
Why is Glasgow so bloody cold?
except vegetarian ones, obviously
Why is Glasgow so bloody cold?
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Posted 11 October 2012 - 10:03 AM
Macros, on 10 October 2012 - 12:22 PM, said:
Why is Glasgow so bloody cold?
Because Hell has frozen over.
Stripes or solid colour?
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Posted 11 October 2012 - 11:20 AM
Use Of Weapons, on 11 October 2012 - 10:03 AM, said:
Macros, on 10 October 2012 - 12:22 PM, said:
Why is Glasgow so bloody cold?
Because Hell has frozen over.
Why must I Stripes or solid colour?
[You need a why in there somewhere so I fixed it, you're welcome!
]Because you must dig deep and negotiate with ones self, explore the very dichotomy of the stripe against the pure simplicity of the solid colour. It is a journey every man must take for it is a crest upon the wave of this tide we call maturity!
Why is this gangnam style video so damn popular?
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Posted 12 October 2012 - 06:26 AM
It ticks the boxes for nightclub music, a fast beat and, most importantly, a silly dance for the chorus that everyone loves doing at 1am when they're loaded.
Why is twishite so popular???
Why is twishite so popular???
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Posted 12 October 2012 - 06:59 AM
Because it's aimed at a very specific yet large demographic: females who enjoy saccharine tawdry crap like Twilight.
Why must backing up my iPhone be so frustrating?
Why must backing up my iPhone be so frustrating?
Suck it Errant!
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