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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#201 Dolmen 2.0

is probably lying

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Waiting till jean gets here.

Posted 25 October 2010 - 07:08 PM

Frookenhauer, on 25 October 2010 - 06:53 PM, said:

actually it is back in some social circles and one of the requirements, in some cases,is a hidden comb which holds the hair up and its expensive and hard to get a hold of.

why is it so hot in here...and why do I not want to take my clothes off?

Probably because moderately attractive co-worker is in fact a rather alarming pain in the..um...bum?

Why am I still playing castle age on facebook and able to say that with a straight face?

“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are ~~bulletproof~~ Gas-Fireproof.”

#202 Tapper

Lover of High House Mafia

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 12:51 PM

Dolmen, on 25 October 2010 - 07:08 PM, said:

Frookenhauer, on 25 October 2010 - 06:53 PM, said:

Probably because moderately attractive co-worker is in fact a rather alarming pain in the..um...bum?

Why am I still playing castle age on facebook and able to say that with a straight face?

Because you touch your naughty bits at the prospect of having your facebook account details being sold to commercial enterprises who will abuse them.

Why do I have my best ideas at 3 o clock in the night?

Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad

#203 Tattersail_

formerly Ganoes Paran

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 12:55 PM

because you are dreaming about your avatar?

why does it take 2 days to get to oz but one day to get back?

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#204 Tapper

Lover of High House Mafia

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 01:21 PM

Tattersail, on 26 October 2010 - 12:55 PM, said:

because you are dreaming about your avatar?

why does it take 2 days to get to oz but one day to get back?

Because the Tin Man walks way too slow.

Why is there blood on my keyboard (actually true)?

Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad

#205 Satan

Hunting for love

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 01:59 PM

Because your cat is menstruating, and you forgot to pad her up.

Why do something today when it can be done tomorrow?

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#206 Bent

Keep Rolling...

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Location:130 degrees N by NW 187 degrees Southeast
Interests:POOP!

Posted 26 October 2010 - 02:09 PM

Because tomorrow may never come

Why do I feel like that was a sexual answer?

THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!

#207 Satan

Hunting for love

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 02:11 PM

Because what you want to be doing when the world end is to fuck.

Why do I get a rash when shaving with a razor?

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#208 Tattersail_

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 02:12 PM

it was already there, you just removed the pubic hair to see it..

why is he now thinking about who he has been with?

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#209 Satan

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 02:14 PM

So he can explain to the rest of the girls that it wasn't his fault!

How did Tats know it was my testies I was talking about?

This post has been edited by Brynjar: 26 October 2010 - 02:15 PM

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#210 Bent

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 02:26 PM

Because he has the same issue

Why do I now worry about Bry and Tat sharing women?

This post has been edited by Bent: 26 October 2010 - 02:26 PM

THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!

#211 Tattersail_

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 02:35 PM

because you think I have the same problem as Bry, mine doesn't have the rash, just green puss.

Why is the mafia thread amazing?

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#212 Bent

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 02:41 PM

Its not, you haven't experienced it first hand, yet....

Why is mafia not spoken of outside the mafia forum?

THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!

#213 Tattersail_

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 02:50 PM

Bent, on 26 October 2010 - 02:41 PM, said:

Its not, you haven't experienced it first hand, yet....

Why is mafia not spoken of outside the mafia forum?

apologies, I didn't give anything away. Yikes move on or delete my post, how do I delete it?

why can i not delete?

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#214 frookenhauer

Mortal Sword

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 03:20 PM

you're a hoarder, and hoarderts are unable to get rid of anything.

Why am I getting the sinking feeling that a pay rise is not on the cards for me?

souls are for wimps

#215 HiddenOne

Mortal Sword

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 07:55 PM

You are a realist

Why are you a realist? It's so depressing

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#216 Mentalist

Martyr of High House Mafia

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Posted 27 October 2010 - 12:11 AM

becuase if you're realistic, you aonly get pleasant surprises.

I fell in inddor today. my arm's not brokemn, or twisted, or bruised. it's not even scratched. so why the hell does it hurt?

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#217 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 27 October 2010 - 09:53 AM

Because your funny bone was jarred. It is residual pain, it will pass.

Why is Big Bang Theory so goddamn funny?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#218 Satan

Hunting for love

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Posted 27 October 2010 - 10:02 AM

Because Time started with the big bang. Before the Big Bang, there was no Time. Meaning that, if you look to the very edge of Space, you're also looking at the very edge of Time. In a physical sense. And that, that is funny.

Why can't someone at a professor level learn that short sentences are a lot easier to read?

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#219 Dolmen 2.0

is probably lying

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Posts: 2,692
Joined: 04-September 05
Location:Camorr
Interests:Walks in the park.

Waiting till jean gets here.

Posted 27 October 2010 - 01:55 PM

Brynjar, on 27 October 2010 - 10:02 AM, said:

Because he got that proffessorship writting long words, at length, en mass, with emphasis on pluratic and verbatic inferances whilst mostly
talking about nothing.

Why is the male to female ratio in the varsity gym so depressing?

“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are ~~bulletproof~~ Gas-Fireproof.”