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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#181 Mentalist

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Posted 24 October 2010 - 06:00 PM

because if they were simple, life would become too boring

Why is it that we go to such lengths to deny our weaknesses, hiding them away from our selves, untill one day they come flooding back and bite us in the most painful way imaginable?

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#182 beru

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Posted 24 October 2010 - 06:03 PM

beacuse all heroes need an nemesis that is undoubtebly evil!

why is it only two days of weekend!

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#183 Mentalist

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Posted 24 October 2010 - 06:06 PM

to make sure you play twice as hard as you work.

also, one's weakness is not one's nemesis, but w/e

why is finding a job so much easier than a relationship?

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#184 frookenhauer

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Posted 24 October 2010 - 08:10 PM

cos you spend too much time in front of a computer

why am I working on a sunday?

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#185 HiddenOne

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Posted 24 October 2010 - 09:18 PM

because you require more minions

Why do cheeseburgers taste so good?

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#186 Mentalist

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 12:00 AM

cuz of the cheese. DUH

why do people hate call centre jobs so much, but i'm loving mine?

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#187 MTS

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 01:38 AM

You must be insane.

Why are there so many nutjobs running around today?

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#188 frookenhauer

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 02:22 AM

because insanity has it's perks.

why am i addicted to the empire again?

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#189 Mentalist

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 03:14 AM

because we come at night and put crack in your CPU, and when you access the site, it's being ventillated towards you and you inhale it.

why would my friends rather play pool than go kick a ball around in the gym?

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#190 Satan

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 01:05 PM

Because, if you're from Trondheim, Norway, when you say you want to "pool" it really means you want to fuck.

How come so few want to play pool with me? Is it because I'm so much better than them?

This post has been edited by Brynjar: 25 October 2010 - 01:05 PM

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#191 Tattersail_

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 01:32 PM

Brynjar, on 25 October 2010 - 01:05 PM, said:

Because, if you're from Trondheim, Norway, when you say you want to "pool" it really means you want to fuck.

How come so few want to play pool with me? Is it because I'm so much better than them?

how can you be better at fucking? don't you mean different

why are eastern europeans so kinky?

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#192 frookenhauer

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 01:40 PM

cos it's so frikkin cold there in the winter!

Why is it panic stations all around me today?

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#193 Mentalist

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 01:43 PM

because it's a goddamn monday again.

Why must the week start with a monday?

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#194 Dolmen 2.0

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 02:14 PM

Because tuesday through to sunday called nix

Why is tom cruise riding a bike with cameron diaz straddled across his front shooting guns at the enemy?

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#195 Abyss

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 04:02 PM

Dolmen, on 25 October 2010 - 02:14 PM, said:

Why is tom cruise riding a bike with cameron diaz straddled across his front shooting guns at the enemy?

Because he can.

Why must i go my entire day without riding a bike with a supermodel straddled across the front shooting guns at anyone?

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
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#196 KingTeholBeddict

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 04:23 PM

Because, while Tom Cruise can, you can't.

Why am I not doing homework?

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#197 frookenhauer

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 04:31 PM

cos you dont want to get an A

Why is my moderatively attractive female colleague such a bleeding pain in the bum?

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#198 KingTeholBeddict

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 06:30 PM

Frookenhauer, on 25 October 2010 - 04:31 PM, said:

Why is my moderatively attractive female colleague such a bleeding pain in the bum?

Um... I'm not gonna make a comment on that...

Why do I subconsciously not want an A?

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#199 Sinisdar Toste

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 06:48 PM

because you don't want your peers to become jealous of your superiority. social cohesion, my friend

Why don't women wear beehive hair anymore?

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#200 frookenhauer

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 06:53 PM

actually it is back in some social circles and one of the requirements, in some cases,is a hidden comb which holds the hair up and its expensive and hard to get a hold of.

why is it so hot in here...and why do I not want to take my clothes off?

souls are for wimps