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Why can't it stop raining and just be summer already, goddammit?
EDIT - Damn you, Green Pig!
This post has been edited by MTS: 15 October 2010 - 03:11 PM
the why thread? I need to know!!!
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Posted 15 October 2010 - 03:10 PM
No, no, you've got it all wrong. The road crossed her first - she was totally justified.
Why can't it stop raining and just be summer already, goddammit?
EDIT - Damn you, Green Pig!
Why can't it stop raining and just be summer already, goddammit?
EDIT - Damn you, Green Pig!
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 15 October 2010 - 03:12 PM
To fuck up someones tyres, and subsequently sue that someone for $1.6 billion.
Why am I happy?
Edit: Damn you, MTS!
Why am I happy?
Edit: Damn you, MTS!
This post has been edited by Brynjar: 15 October 2010 - 03:13 PM
Legalise drugs! And murder!
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Posted 15 October 2010 - 03:18 PM
[Off topic: *cackles maniacally*]
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
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Posted 15 October 2010 - 03:47 PM
Green Pig, on 15 October 2010 - 03:03 PM, said:
Tattersail, on 15 October 2010 - 02:06 PM, said:
to get to the other side?
why did the woman cross the road?
why did the woman cross the road?
(It was actually to see his flat mate)
To um...get to the...uh...other side?
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
(it was actually.. who cares what the **** was she doing out of the kitchen) i heard it somewhere before.. crazy I know.
To answer Brynjar, you're happy because you have found some free "homemade" videos online and the weekend is about to begin?
why do derby matches get you so worked up?
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Posted 15 October 2010 - 04:02 PM
Because those hats are so darn cute, even morso when color coordinated.
Why am i certain the above reference to 'derby' didn't mean cute little black hat thing?
Why am i certain the above reference to 'derby' didn't mean cute little black hat thing?
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Posted 15 October 2010 - 04:15 PM
Abyss, on 15 October 2010 - 04:02 PM, said:
Because those hats are so darn cute, even morso when color coordinated.
Why am i certain the above reference to 'derby' didn't mean cute little black hat thing?
Why am i certain the above reference to 'derby' didn't mean cute little black hat thing?
because Everton play Liverpool this weekend and with all the press being about the liverpool ownership courtcase and the almost administration of the club and minus 9 points we will have a lot of publicity this weekend. Now NESV the owners of Boston Red Sox have officially bought Liverpool it should make for either a great first game in charge or a desastrous one leaving us bottom of the league.
Why o why is this happening to liverpool fc?
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Posted 18 October 2010 - 06:19 PM
They like the mix of cinnamon and rice...
Why are we all such idiots?
(the human race, not just you...)
Why are we all such idiots?
(the human race, not just you...)
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Posted 18 October 2010 - 08:26 PM
Because you would then die. Handfuls of pennies falling from the stratosphere? Ouch.
Why isn't Richard Gere dead yet?
Why isn't Richard Gere dead yet?
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Posted 18 October 2010 - 11:47 PM
Because you haven't killed him yet.
Why is there nothing good to eat in my house?
Why is there nothing good to eat in my house?
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall...
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 01:20 AM
Cos I ate it *burp*
Why does my work college keep bringing his messed up personal life everytime he cocks up doing normal every day work sh1t. Marketing isn't rocket science...
Why does my work college keep bringing his messed up personal life everytime he cocks up doing normal every day work sh1t. Marketing isn't rocket science...
souls are for wimps
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 01:39 AM
Because he's a cylon.
Why should I study for the exam for the class that I don't need to graduate, if my GPA is already in the toilet?
Why should I study for the exam for the class that I don't need to graduate, if my GPA is already in the toilet?
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
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bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 08:56 AM
Adjutant Stormy, on 19 October 2010 - 01:39 AM, said:
Because he's a cylon.
Why should I study for the exam for the class that I don't need to graduate, if my GPA is already in the toilet?
Why should I study for the exam for the class that I don't need to graduate, if my GPA is already in the toilet?
Because it's the system, and the system sucks. Viva la revolucion!!
Why is the day-and-night-cycle only 24 hours long... I need more?
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:15 AM
Because the cosmos HATES YOU.
Why can't I press that goddamn button?
Why can't I press that goddamn button?
Suck it Errant!
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:54 AM
Ain, on 19 October 2010 - 09:15 AM, said:
Because the cosmos HATES YOU.
Why can't I press that goddamn button?
Why can't I press that goddamn button?
Because it is a fake self-destruct button.
Why do get-rich-quick schemes always fail?
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 11:02 AM
Because they're not supposed to make you rich, they're for making the people who run them rich.
Why are Rice Krispies Squares so...inadequate and always leave you feeling disappointed with them?!
EDIT: Spelling mistake.
Why are Rice Krispies Squares so...inadequate and always leave you feeling disappointed with them?!
EDIT: Spelling mistake.
This post has been edited by Green Pig: 19 October 2010 - 11:03 AM
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.
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"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 03:05 PM
Green Pig, on 19 October 2010 - 11:02 AM, said:
Why are Rice Krispies Squares so...inadequate and always leave you feeling disappointed with them?!
Because rice crispy squares are the drunk one-night-stands of the baked goods world. They always seem like such a good idea at the time but later you regret not holding out for something better.
And then there's the syphillis.
Why don't more fantasy authors follow the Terry Goodkind pattern of making a chicken the embodiment of all evil?
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 03:24 PM
Abyss, on 19 October 2010 - 03:05 PM, said:
Green Pig, on 19 October 2010 - 11:02 AM, said:
Why are Rice Krispies Squares so...inadequate and always leave you feeling disappointed with them?!
Because rice crispy squares are the drunk one-night-stands of the baked goods world. They always seem like such a good idea at the time but later you regret not holding out for something better.
And then there's the syphillis.
Why don't more fantasy authors follow the Terry Goodkind pattern of making a chicken the embodiment of all evil?
Because no-one wants to be like Tairy.
Why do you work hardest when it is in your own time?
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 04:01 PM
Because your time is worth $1,000,000 per hour, while company time is woefully undervalued
Why is the music your hear while on hold chosen from the most deplorable songs imaginable?
Why is the music your hear while on hold chosen from the most deplorable songs imaginable?
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
