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Microwave Names Easily the weirdest topic I've ever started
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 08:35 PM
A friend of mine asked me if I had any creative/cool/fancy names for a microwave. At first I was like "You're an idiot" and then I was like "...Tufty?" but he was persistent so I figured I'd pass it on to you guys and see what creativity and blatant sex puns you fine folks can come up with.
So, let this stew for a little while and give us your suggestions, and then (and only then!) afterwards read the spoiler.
So, let this stew for a little while and give us your suggestions, and then (and only then!) afterwards read the spoiler.
worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:
I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 09:03 PM
how about "Heat Miser"
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 09:04 PM
Super-Oven, Revenge of the Slacker, King of the Lazy, LORD OF THE STONER.
I'd stick my hotdog in her microwave and let her heat it up.
You spin me right round baby right round, like a microwave turn table right round round round.
mmmmm glowy...
I'm going to micro her wave SO HARD.
dat dere is da tingy dat gave me dis here tird arm.
It burns us our precioussss....
Zap-o-Matic! (Why does this make me think of Fallout?)
I'd stick my hotdog in her microwave and let her heat it up.
You spin me right round baby right round, like a microwave turn table right round round round.
mmmmm glowy...
I'm going to micro her wave SO HARD.
dat dere is da tingy dat gave me dis here tird arm.
It burns us our precioussss....
Zap-o-Matic! (Why does this make me think of Fallout?)
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 09:07 PM
You said tasteless was ok so, Enola Gay, Little Boy, or Fat Man are my suggestions.
Edit: oh wait you didn't say that. Oh well.
Edit: oh wait you didn't say that. Oh well.
This post has been edited by Furion: 26 July 2010 - 09:08 PM
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May you shelter in the palm of the Creator"s hand, and may the last embrace of the Mother welcome you home.
to spit in Sightblinders eye on the last day.
May you shelter in the palm of the Creator"s hand, and may the last embrace of the Mother welcome you home.
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 10:21 PM
bad puns:
You're on my wavelength...
Hey, did you know I'm a mutant thanks to microwaves? A tripod...
Your micro wave makes my macro wave.
It's just like a peep show. Behind a glass door, some yummy food is slowly spinning round on a dish, and its hot!
(as such, I recommend Peep Show as a name)
names:
Kaplooie in a box
Box-without-a-Jack-inside
Face melter.
My little Tsjernobil.
edit: and now I read the spoiler... well, the wavelength pun still goes.
You're on my wavelength...
Hey, did you know I'm a mutant thanks to microwaves? A tripod...
Your micro wave makes my macro wave.
It's just like a peep show. Behind a glass door, some yummy food is slowly spinning round on a dish, and its hot!
(as such, I recommend Peep Show as a name)
names:
Kaplooie in a box
Box-without-a-Jack-inside
Face melter.
My little Tsjernobil.
edit: and now I read the spoiler... well, the wavelength pun still goes.
This post has been edited by Tapper: 26 July 2010 - 10:22 PM
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Posted 27 July 2010 - 01:30 AM
"Hot Pocket Garage"
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Posted 27 July 2010 - 02:12 AM
Hmmm. That needs to be discussed, I think.
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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 27 July 2010 - 02:26 AM
1. Magnatron (yes I know it should be an -e-)
2. Atomika
3. Hummer
4. Gremlin
5. Lethargy
2. Atomika
3. Hummer
4. Gremlin
5. Lethargy
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 27 July 2010 - 02:33 AM
Mr. Microwave
Mr. Microwave the Magnificent
Microwave the Magical Microwave
Mr. Microwave the Magnificent and Magical Microwave
My Supper's Gone Cold (Really, the fries lost all their heat, and the chicken's getting there.)
Sir Cooksly the First
After reading the spoiler, I have none.
Mr. Microwave the Magnificent
Microwave the Magical Microwave
Mr. Microwave the Magnificent and Magical Microwave
My Supper's Gone Cold (Really, the fries lost all their heat, and the chicken's getting there.)
Sir Cooksly the First
After reading the spoiler, I have none.
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Posted 27 July 2010 - 03:05 AM
Pickles!
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Posted 27 July 2010 - 09:52 AM
Maccy, if this mobile skin had rep on it, you would have some. Awesome quote.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Posted 27 July 2010 - 02:23 PM
After Reading the Spoiler that I didn't see before...
The Virgin Detector.
Madam Beepenator.
The Hulk Creator.
Zap Brannigan and the Fertility Destroyer.
on a somewhat related note... can thousands of microwaves merge into a macrowave in some sort of Star Trek Generations wave of pink-purple destruction/relaxation?
Back to Spoiler Names
The Invisible Penetrator.
The Admiral Akbar System... aka... ITS A MICROWAVE DETECTION TRAP! (face tenticles waggling like jello, of course)
Matilda the 'Mazing Microwave Male Meta-Detection Masquerade.
DeathSpank
Sparkles
And finally:
George the General Genetalia Jam Generating Gun.
The Virgin Detector.
Madam Beepenator.
The Hulk Creator.
Zap Brannigan and the Fertility Destroyer.
on a somewhat related note... can thousands of microwaves merge into a macrowave in some sort of Star Trek Generations wave of pink-purple destruction/relaxation?
Back to Spoiler Names
The Invisible Penetrator.
The Admiral Akbar System... aka... ITS A MICROWAVE DETECTION TRAP! (face tenticles waggling like jello, of course)
Matilda the 'Mazing Microwave Male Meta-Detection Masquerade.
DeathSpank
Sparkles
And finally:
George the General Genetalia Jam Generating Gun.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
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Posted 27 July 2010 - 04:59 PM
After reading the spoiler I maintain one of my original names:
-Magnatron
Otherwise:
-Fondle
-Trip
-Eye
-MicroGate
-Dévisageur
-Magnatron
Otherwise:
-Fondle
-Trip
-Eye
-MicroGate
-Dévisageur
The Pub is Always Open
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 01:54 AM
Wait, I've got a new one.
Mr. Microwave the Magical and Magnificent Microwave with Many Marvellous Methods of Making sure Men Remain Outside My Master's Mansion Until His Minions Finish Maintenance on the Massive Machine They've Been Making as a Means Towards a Monopoly of Mother Earth
-Mostly minimal mishaps
-May be complete by the first Monday of March.
Also, I expect added points for alliteration.
Additionally, uh... Admiral Ackbar... Almost adequate amount of 'A's... Aye... and, uh... A something... Ah, well.
Leo likes to think that that shall suffice.
Mr. Microwave the Magical and Magnificent Microwave with Many Marvellous Methods of Making sure Men Remain Outside My Master's Mansion Until His Minions Finish Maintenance on the Massive Machine They've Been Making as a Means Towards a Monopoly of Mother Earth
-Mostly minimal mishaps
-May be complete by the first Monday of March.
Also, I expect added points for alliteration.
Additionally, uh... Admiral Ackbar... Almost adequate amount of 'A's... Aye... and, uh... A something... Ah, well.
Leo likes to think that that shall suffice.
This post has been edited by Leo: 28 July 2010 - 03:52 AM
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Posted 01 August 2010 - 12:03 PM
Fawkes. HE CAN ONLY COMMUNICATE BY SHOUTING.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
