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Mafia 63.75, Shuffling High House Mafia game thread.

#141 User is offline   Path-Shaper 

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 09:35 AM

View Postdrinksinbars, on 20 July 2010 - 09:32 AM, said:

is that metaphorically speaking tapparat?

yes, but also applied science.
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 09:36 AM

actually, it is the end of the day.
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 09:37 AM

end scene, blatantly stolen and slightly modified from Yellow's Ghostbusters game:


BRRRRIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGG. BRRRRIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGG.

He picked up the phone, mildly pissed that Janine had decided to disappear exactly when he needed her most. If he wasn't sleeping, no one should be sleeping.

"Y'ello."

"Is that the Ghostbusters?" said a confused, somewhat snooty voice at the other end.

"Speak, bub. I'm a busy man."

"Oh, thank God. My name's James V--"

"Woah, pal. Get to the point," he said, already wondering how soft his bed was going to be when he eventually managed to crawl into it.

"It's a nightmare, buddy!!!" said the voice, just two exclamation marks away from insanity. "Lightning, boiled eggs, malfunctioning refrigerators, the works!"

"Look, bub, this is the Ghostbusters. That means that if some slobbering, dirty beast with fangs the size of your Buick is trying to beat your door down with its man-sized forearms, you're on the right track. If you just want to complain that you're wiring's on the blink, you dialed the wrong number."

The voice hardly missed a beat. "Yeah, yeah. The first one. The monster thing."

"Right. Damn, I'm never going to get any sleep tonight."

"You've got to come quick! My refridgerator keeps screaming words at me in some crazy accent (I think it might be French) and some flat-topped punk rocker hermaphrodite called Gozer just asked me if I was a god!"

"Gozer, huh?" Venkman had heard that name somewhere before. Maybe it was their bank manager. Egon would know, he was sure. "Ok, bud, just give me your address and we'll be there ASAP. We can sort the bill out later, i.e. when I've decided how much I wish I hadn't answered this call."

"Oh thank God, thank God! The address is 55 Central Park West. I'll be waiting."

Venkman put the phone down, and wondered for a moment if he could just ignore the damn thing. On one hand, he was tired, and he was running out of cigarettes. On the other hand... well, there were about 10,000 bills in the other hand.

Him and Winston would go scout the place out, wait for Ray and Egon to show up. In the meantime, maybe Janine would remember that she had a job to do. Even if it was the middle of the night.

He reached over and slammed the big red button. The place erupted into chaos, and he tried not to smile too much at the thought of Winston having a heart attack in the shower.

"WE GOT NO-ONE!!!"

It is now night.
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 09:40 AM

Blatantly stolen from the first rep-whore game, ran by Dibs:

It is now night, but not for very long...

In the awed silence that followed the departure of Path-Shaper many of the forumites fell in to exhausted sleep. Some, though, did not and the nefarious activities of a night in the mafia thread ensued.

As dawn slowly approached (at least it did somewhere in the world) most of the players began to stir. A few remianed still, no matter the amount of prodding, poking and shaking Jump Around and dktorode would not wake. On their faces were expressions of rapture at the joy the rep brought, even as it killed them. Oddly enough their livers had been post humously removed with what appears to be a bread knife...




Jump Around (JA) is dead. He was Innocent.
dktorode (DKT) is dead. He was Innocent Queen of HHM.
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 09:47 AM

TWAT!!!!!
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 09:52 AM

c**t BUBBLE!!
...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 09:59 AM

far out. who the hell gave me the card I got yesterday

and fuck, dude, scum hit one/two of their primary targets on night fucking ONE?
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 10:17 AM

Fuck, the Queen is down already? I hate games that rely on the scum killing specific people, they can be over way too quickly if the scum get lucky.

Also - Aah...... Splat.
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 10:30 AM

surely your rp is different loverboy... ohh what a lovely tail you have! :)
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 10:43 AM

anyway folks, i'm off have to go get drunk in a bar or something....
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#151 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 11:45 AM

View PostMentalist, on 20 July 2010 - 02:59 AM, said:

View PostVengeance, on 19 July 2010 - 03:58 PM, said:

Uhhhhhhhh.....splat......Edrigan I bless you with salty sticky holiness. Repent your past sins Edrigan....uhhhhhhhh.....splat....repent


Uhhhhhhhhhh.......splat.....

reveal time:
I am a role finder.
Vengy is the Living Saint of the order of Ejaculation, taken right out of Morgy's Amberghis game.

he is also the Traitor of HHM, so he must be the symp.



vote Vengeance


Was that really the best you could come up with. From my profile. PS I demand that Mental be modkilled for sure stupidity. and while your at it I also demand a Vote count.

Nice of to to have waited for me to have gone to bed before your obviously bullshit reveal. Path-shaper have you modkilled Mental....

There is something seriously wrong with the game were the Queen has already been killed. Path-shaper Get off your ass and fix the balance already.

Out of shear spite, because he is blatant scum.

Vote Mentalist
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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#152 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 11:46 AM

View PostVengyPoo, on 20 July 2010 - 10:17 AM, said:

Fuck, the Queen is down already? I hate games that rely on the scum killing specific people, they can be over way too quickly if the scum get lucky.

Also - Aah...... Splat.


Hahahahah I see that Twisted PS gave you that card. Come on old boy surely you can get into it a little more then that.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 12:00 PM

1 vote Mentalist (Vengeance)
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 12:26 PM

View PostVengeance, on 20 July 2010 - 11:45 AM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 20 July 2010 - 02:59 AM, said:

View PostVengeance, on 19 July 2010 - 03:58 PM, said:

Uhhhhhhhh.....splat......Edrigan I bless you with salty sticky holiness. Repent your past sins Edrigan....uhhhhhhhh.....splat....repent


Uhhhhhhhhhh.......splat.....

reveal time:
I am a role finder.
Vengy is the Living Saint of the order of Ejaculation, taken right out of Morgy's Amberghis game.

he is also the Traitor of HHM, so he must be the symp.



vote Vengeance


Was that really the best you could come up with. From my profile. PS I demand that Mental be modkilled for sure stupidity. and while your at it I also demand a Vote count.

Nice of to to have waited for me to have gone to bed before your obviously bullshit reveal. Path-shaper have you modkilled Mental....

There is something seriously wrong with the game were the Queen has already been killed. Path-shaper Get off your ass and fix the balance already.

Out of shear spite, because he is blatant scum.

Vote Mentalist


though i think your scales look impressive this evening in that ballgown that highlights the curve of your massive spine and horned head i think your almost as full of shit as mentalists post.
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#155 User is offline   alt146 

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 12:29 PM

View Postdrinksinbars, on 20 July 2010 - 10:30 AM, said:

surely your rp is different loverboy... ohh what a lovely tail you have! :)


Don't know if it's on the correct side to be called a tail, but you're welcome to it :)
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#156 User is offline   alt146 

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 12:31 PM

View PostVengeance, on 20 July 2010 - 11:46 AM, said:

View PostVengyPoo, on 20 July 2010 - 10:17 AM, said:

Fuck, the Queen is down already? I hate games that rely on the scum killing specific people, they can be over way too quickly if the scum get lucky.

Also - Aah...... Splat.


Hahahahah I see that Twisted PS gave you that card. Come on old boy surely you can get into it a little more then that.


Fuck me - being me is harder than I think it is. Being as dirty as I am without being offensive is something that Alt would definitely battle with.
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 12:49 PM

so confused now :) why dont you too vengys have a nice time together over in the corner where i can watch
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#158 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 12:54 PM

View PostVengyPoo, on 20 July 2010 - 12:29 PM, said:

View Postdrinksinbars, on 20 July 2010 - 10:30 AM, said:

surely your rp is different loverboy... ohh what a lovely tail you have! :)


Don't know if it's on the correct side to be called a tail, but you're welcome to it :)


What the Fuck??? Path-Shaper you miserable piece of shit you have totally messed this game up. I demand a vote count. This is bullshit.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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#159 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 01:06 PM

ahaha

so, DiBs got to act like Karatallid from the first dragonsex game.

and I had a card that made me fake-reveal, which would probably explain while I'm still alive.

anyhow.... now that Caesar is dead, I believe it is up to us to preserve the republic and make sure that evil Augustus and Brutus don't triumph.....
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 01:24 PM

<sexual innuendo>

<good natured insult>

I am angry about something!?!

Ment, that's a handy card to pull after the flak you got yesterday. PS, are we allowed to reveal any roles after they have passed?
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