2010 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

2010 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest annual bad writing contest

#1 Beezulbubba

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Posted 30 June 2010 - 10:45 PM

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Winner
For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss--a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil.
Molly Ringle
Seattle, WA

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I sort of like the runner up entry for the Adventure category Posted Image

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When Hru-Kar, the alpha-ranking male of the silver-backed gorilla tribe finished unleashing simian hell on Lt. Cavendish, the once handsome young soldier from Her Majesty's 47^th Regiment resembled nothing so much as a crumpled up piece of khaki-colored construction paper that had been dipped in La Victoria chunky salsa.

Greg Homer

Placerville, CA

#2 hmqb

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Posted 30 June 2010 - 10:51 PM

This makes no sense, How the hell is Felicity a name! its just strange, referring to the contest! IM SO CONFUSED!
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#3 Beezulbubba

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 12:08 AM

These are really giving me a giggle. Another one I like Posted Image

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The Zinfandel poured pinkly from the bottle, like a stream of urine seven hours after eating a bowl of borscht.

Alf Seegert
Salt Lake City, UT