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NikitaDarkstar 
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Posted 21 June 2010 - 05:25 PM
Well I've been lurking here for a while, but since I'm about to finish Dust of Dreams (60 pages left...) I figured I should check this place for news on The Crippled God and to just chat with others who like the malazan books. And ofcourse that means saying hello here first, so hello.
Sanity is nothing more than an excuse for being boring.
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Posted 21 June 2010 - 05:30 PM
NikitaDarkstar, on 21 June 2010 - 05:25 PM, said:
Well I've been lurking here for a while, but since I'm about to finish Dust of Dreams (60 pages left...) I figured I should check this place for news on The Crippled God and to just chat with others who like the malazan books. And ofcourse that means saying hello here first, so hello.
Hello and welcome. If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
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Posted 21 June 2010 - 05:39 PM
NikitaDarkstar, on 21 June 2010 - 05:25 PM, said:
(60 pages left...)
The Manservant did it, in the Azath, with a candlestick!
This post has been edited by Aptorian: 21 June 2010 - 05:39 PM
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Posted 21 June 2010 - 05:45 PM
Aptorian, on 21 June 2010 - 05:39 PM, said:
NikitaDarkstar, on 21 June 2010 - 05:25 PM, said:
(60 pages left...)
The Manservant did it, in the Azath, with a candlestick!
oh FFS, Apt, SPOILERS!!!!
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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Posted 21 June 2010 - 06:05 PM
Aptorian, on 21 June 2010 - 05:39 PM, said:
NikitaDarkstar, on 21 June 2010 - 05:25 PM, said:
(60 pages left...)
The Manservant did it, in the Azath, with a candlestick!
You just had to ruin it didn't you? But then again, I knew Bugg was suspicious from the start!
Sanity is nothing more than an excuse for being boring.
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Posted 21 June 2010 - 09:50 PM
Sixty pages left? Oh boy. Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 22 June 2010 - 05:48 PM
And just finished the book. THose last 60 pages was like epic on steroids... Except the fact that that cliff-hanger was seriously annoying. 
Sanity is nothing more than an excuse for being boring.
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Posted 22 June 2010 - 05:57 PM
Ofcourse, but that means I have to wait for TCG first, and I'm not a very patient woman. Oh well guess I'll just read ICE's books for now.
Sanity is nothing more than an excuse for being boring.
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Posted 22 June 2010 - 07:21 PM
I do have the Bauchelain & Korbal Broach novellas.. but I admit I was never that fond of those two. (No need to pelt me with rotten fruit!!!) So I'll probably read NoK and RoCG first, then see if TCG is in the stores when I'm done with those. But I agree, fast writers is a good thing!
Sanity is nothing more than an excuse for being boring.
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Posted 22 June 2010 - 08:33 PM
Abyss, on 21 June 2010 - 05:45 PM, said:
Aptorian, on 21 June 2010 - 05:39 PM, said:
NikitaDarkstar, on 21 June 2010 - 05:25 PM, said:
(60 pages left...)
The Manservant did it, in the Azath, with a candlestick!
oh FFS, Apt, SPOILERS!!!!
Oh, it's Tiste Simeon at the bbq and the whole Rake/pie thing all over again....
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Posted 22 June 2010 - 08:41 PM
Thelomen Toblerone, on 22 June 2010 - 08:33 PM, said:
Abyss, on 21 June 2010 - 05:45 PM, said:
Aptorian, on 21 June 2010 - 05:39 PM, said:
NikitaDarkstar, on 21 June 2010 - 05:25 PM, said:
(60 pages left...)
The Manservant did it, in the Azath, with a candlestick!
oh FFS, Apt, SPOILERS!!!!
Oh, it's Tiste Simeon at the bbq and the whole Rake/pie thing all over again....
You have to tell that story.
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Posted 22 June 2010 - 09:43 PM
Basically we were at the BBQ and Tiste revealed that he hadn't finished TTH, so Cougar said,
By the way this post contains spoilers so if you haven't got TTH yet I recommend you unread everything above this line.
Spoiler
By the way this post contains spoilers so if you haven't got TTH yet I recommend you unread everything above this line.
This post has been edited by Hetan: 24 June 2010 - 07:35 PM
Reason for edit: Illy - spoiler your own posts next time.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 22 June 2010 - 10:19 PM
You guys need to put up a sign "Please leave your sanity at the door." before people sign up here, you're insane. Luckily thats a good thing.
Sanity is nothing more than an excuse for being boring.
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Posted 23 June 2010 - 09:34 PM
I fully accept we're all insane.
As extenuating factors, I can only offer that the majority of us are borderline alcoholics, and that many of us have also met SE in the flesh so can die happy. So at least there's a balance.
As extenuating factors, I can only offer that the majority of us are borderline alcoholics, and that many of us have also met SE in the flesh so can die happy. So at least there's a balance.
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Posted 24 June 2010 - 06:04 PM
NikitaDarkstar, on 22 June 2010 - 07:21 PM, said:
I do have the Bauchelain & Korbal Broach novellas.. but I admit I was never that fond of those two. (No need to pelt me with rotten fruit!!!) So I'll probably read NoK and RoCG first, then see if TCG is in the stores when I'm done with those. But I agree, fast writers is a good thing!
RotCG is probably one of the worst buys I've ever made. Got about one quarter into it before I left off. Didn't even bother bringing it with me back to Norway, and that's rather telling as I'm an obsessive hoarder.
Edit: Also, if you're not a cowgirl hairdresser who can breathe fire, I'll be severely dissapointed.
This post has been edited by Brynjar: 24 June 2010 - 06:05 PM
Legalise drugs! And murder!
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Posted 24 June 2010 - 06:13 PM
I'm a dragon obsessed girl-mechanic.. close enough to not be too dissapointed?
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Posted 27 June 2010 - 04:09 PM
You know, I was convinced this thread was in the DoD forum when I posted in it. OH WELL
This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 27 June 2010 - 04:09 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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