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The Watching Trickster Pub Come in, sit down and share your random thoughts with a good pint.

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Posted 06 August 2013 - 11:26 PM

I remember the first time I tried the stuff it was horrid. Tasted like 94% ethanol but without the kick of that high alcohol content.
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Posted 07 August 2013 - 12:43 AM

Obdigore said:

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Slow Ben said:

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I'll just say this, I don't care if you want kids or not. But have you seen Idiocracy? :p/>


So you are implying that it is our duty to go forth and outbreed the morons? :p


I'm pretty sure that's impossible, but we can slow the process.
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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:28 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on 07 August 2013 - 12:43 AM, said:

Obdigore said:

1375164815[/url]' post='1074591']

Slow Ben said:

1374773519[/url]' post='1073877']
I'll just say this, I don't care if you want kids or not. But have you seen Idiocracy? ;)/>


So you are implying that it is our duty to go forth and outbreed the morons? :p


I'm pretty sure that's impossible, but we can slow the process.


Are you implying that we should hunt those of with lower IQs?
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Posted 07 August 2013 - 05:47 PM

View PostObdigore, on 07 August 2013 - 06:28 AM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 07 August 2013 - 12:43 AM, said:

Obdigore said:

1375164815[/url]' post='1074591']

Slow Ben said:

1374773519[/url]' post='1073877']
I'll just say this, I don't care if you want kids or not. But have you seen Idiocracy? ;)/>


So you are implying that it is our duty to go forth and outbreed the morons? :p


I'm pretty sure that's impossible, but we can slow the process.


Are you implying that we should hunt those of with lower IQs?



We could do both. Outbreed and hunt.
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Posted 06 September 2013 - 02:26 PM

So I was going through my GURPS manual the other day while building characters and came across this:

All bold by me.

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Disadvantage
Delusions
You believe something that simply is not true. This may cause others to consider you insane. And they may be right...

Minor - This delusion affects your behaviour, and anyone around you will soon notice it, but it does not keep you from functioning more-or-less normally. Examples: "Squirrels are messengers from God", "The Illuminati are watching me constantly, but only to protect me."

Major - This delusion strongly affects your behaviour, but does not keep you from living a fairly normal life.
Examples: "The government has ALL the phones tapped".


This is from the 2004 4th Edition. I already had trouble understanding how believing in the Illuminati was less severe than believing that the government has ALL the phones tapped. However in light of recent revelations I struck that example of major delusion from the list seeing as how Marvin from RED was right.

I think it's funny to see in retrospect, kind of like those ads for cocaine cough drops for kids from 1907. I hope they remove it from the list in any future edition.
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Posted 09 October 2013 - 01:43 AM

There are only 23 days left till NaNoWriMo and I'm getting cranked up.
As there are RL write-ins, evenings where everyone get together and write. This normally happens in cafés or pubs. Well I'm opening up my pub to all our forum NaNos who will be participating. Once a week we will meet up here and get some writing in as well as some drink inspirations. I'm thinking a lot of stimulant based drinks.

Oh yeah, go check out the NaNo 2013 thread. Also you should sign up and participate.
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Posted 12 October 2013 - 03:13 PM

Hmm, i forgot to do the "drink on me" thing on Thur on my b-day.

But since I'm going out to celebrate tonight, seems proper I do that.


Today alll virtual drinks are on me.

Give me smth good DW. It's the first time since high school I'm living at home AND have a steady job and can afford to celebrate. I also turned 26 and finally finished school for good.

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 12 October 2013 - 03:14 PM

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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 13 October 2013 - 12:41 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 06 September 2013 - 02:26 PM, said:

So I was going through my GURPS manual the other day while building characters and came across this:

All bold by me.

Quote

Disadvantage
Delusions
You believe something that simply is not true. This may cause others to consider you insane. And they may be right...

Minor - This delusion affects your behaviour, and anyone around you will soon notice it, but it does not keep you from functioning more-or-less normally. Examples: "Squirrels are messengers from God", "The Illuminati are watching me constantly, but only to protect me."

Major - This delusion strongly affects your behaviour, but does not keep you from living a fairly normal life.
Examples: "The government has ALL the phones tapped".


This is from the 2004 4th Edition. I already had trouble understanding how believing in the Illuminati was less severe than believing that the government has ALL the phones tapped. However in light of recent revelations I struck that example of major delusion from the list seeing as how Marvin from RED was right.

I think it's funny to see in retrospect, kind of like those ads for cocaine cough drops for kids from 1907. I hope they remove it from the list in any future edition.


I try to drop a few buzz words every now and again. I figure even the NSA must get bored.
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Posted 15 October 2013 - 01:12 AM

View PostMentalist, on 12 October 2013 - 03:13 PM, said:

Hmm, i forgot to do the "drink on me" thing on Thur on my b-day.

But since I'm going out to celebrate tonight, seems proper I do that.


Today alll virtual drinks are on me.

Give me smth good DW. It's the first time since high school I'm living at home AND have a steady job and can afford to celebrate. I also turned 26 and finally finished school for good.


26 and Free

-250 ml San Pellegrino (room temperature)
-3 parts spiced golden rum (warm)
-1 part Sortilège (whiskey made with maple syrup) (cold)
-1 part grenadine (cold)
-1/2 tsp of freshly ground ginger
-1/4 tsp of freshly ground cardamom
-Smoked salt and barley sugar for the rim.

Rim the glass with grenadine and the smoked salt and sugar mix.
In the glass add the spices then pour in the grenadine, Sortilège and golden rum over them.
When the spices start to settle pour in the San Pellegrino from high to vigorously mix the whole and produce a lot of bubbles to carry the bouquet.
Drink quickly.

Happy birthday Ment.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 15 October 2013 - 01:12 AM

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Posted 21 October 2013 - 05:48 AM

Hey pub people. Thought I'd stop in an say hi.
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Posted 22 October 2013 - 01:58 AM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 21 October 2013 - 05:48 AM, said:

Hey pub people. Thought I'd stop in an say hi.



Hey Ray. What have you been up to? Want a drink?
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Posted 23 October 2013 - 05:15 AM

Oh, you know, impregnated the wife, went to San Diego, had pizza for dinner, now watching some archer.
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Posted 23 October 2013 - 05:29 AM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 23 October 2013 - 05:15 AM, said:

Oh, you know, impregnated the wife, went to San Diego, had pizza for dinner, now watching some archer.


Congrats!!
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Posted 23 October 2013 - 07:44 PM

Howdy bartender! I'll have a glass of chardonnay... (better make it a bottle)... :rant:
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Posted 26 October 2013 - 02:16 PM

A bottle of Chardonnay for the Lady.

How have you been Bliss? You need to drop by more often, my excellent wine cellar feels lonely without you.
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Posted 24 December 2013 - 05:56 PM

I'm currently enjoying tea and installing a Linux distro onto an old computer that I shall be gifting to my God-daughter.
The fight to get this to work has been insane. While I enjoy Linux, having installed Ubuntu on my mum's computer, it is a pain in the ass to troubleshoot.
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Posted 25 December 2013 - 04:46 AM

Drinking a Widmer Bros Hefeweizen.




While the wife her mom make brandy butter and mince pies and white chocolate covered pretzels.




Christmas movies on the TV.
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Posted 24 June 2016 - 03:54 PM

I do believe quite a few people will be needing a stiff drink right now.

Open bar for the next little while.

I've brought in some excellent coffee porters and stouts and some good bitters to replace that bad bitter taste in your mouth.

I've also cracked out the Scotch and Rum.

Edit: for correction

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 24 June 2016 - 04:00 PM

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Posted 24 June 2016 - 03:57 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on 24 June 2016 - 03:54 PM, said:

I've also cracked out the Scoth


That could be a bit contentious right now...
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Posted 24 June 2016 - 04:05 PM

View PostGorefest, on 24 June 2016 - 03:57 PM, said:

View PostDarkwatch, on 24 June 2016 - 03:54 PM, said:

I've also cracked out the Scoth


That could be a bit contentious right now...


True.

Luckily when drunk we all speak the same language.


It's been a weird 12 hours here with local annual celebrations, arguments among friends (not about the referendum) and watching the UK referendum*.


*Any and all discussions about the politics of the referendum should be had in the Discussion Forum. Also I'm not in the UK so I got to watch this from the outside.


On a slightly more neutral note I have a herb garden now and it is doing well.
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