[Loki]

Here's a peom that I came up with (found and barely changed) for no particular reason...let me share it with you all -

It takes the Sun and the Rain,
to make the flowers grow.

It takes the Moon and the Stars,
to make the Heavens glow.

It takes a wish, and lots of hard work
to make a Dream come true.

And to make my Life really happy,
it takes a "Sweet" and "Lovely" Silencer like you!

[Darkwatch]

@SB:
Hope the ol' liver hung in there.

@Loki:
Such romance. Have you been wooed by one of the resident admins?

Also you changed you avatar to RL. I'm not even sure if anyone else has ever done that.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 03 April 2011 - 09:34 PM

[Loki]

Darkwatch, on 03 April 2011 - 09:33 PM, said:

@Loki:
Such romance. Have you been wooed by one of the resident admins?

You mean again, right?

Darkwatch, on 03 April 2011 - 09:33 PM, said:

Also you changed you avatar to RL. I'm not even sure if anyone else has ever done that.

I'm trying to break the Internets by injecting the RL into it - what will happen? Who can tell? Stay tuned for more!


Also, yet another totally original and not at all in breach of any intellectual property laws poem:

O MY Silencer 's like a red, red rose
That 's newly sprung in June...um...September:
O my Silencer 's like the melodie
That's sweetly play'd in tune!

As fair art thou, my bonnie ad(min),
So deep in awe and admiration am I:
And I will...awe and admire...thee still, my Silencer,
Till a' the seas gang dry:

Till a' the seas gang dry, my Silencer,
And the rocks melt wi' the sun;
I will awe thee still, my Silencer,
While the sands o' life shall run.

And fare thee weel, my only Silencer,
And fare thee weel a while!
And I will come again, my Silencer,
Tho' it were ten thousand mile.

[Mentalist]

hehe
cute

Long day at work. out of the 14 people, 6 didn't show up. well, one was really late. and then another guy went home early.
The joys of working Sundays. Me and another supervisor had to actually alternate calling. And I haven't called in over a month.
and despite all that, we still made decent cash. damn, we're good.

now I have to figure out if I want to actually do any work tonight. highly unlikely as that sounds.

and my burnmark is crusting over again. and it feels like there's some inflammation going on. goddamnit.

[Darkwatch]

Do you have anything for the burn mark? Like topical anti inflammatory?

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 04 April 2011 - 01:28 AM

[Mentalist]

Polysporin is the best i've got. all my disinfectant stuff (rubbing alcohol, Peroxide, iodine) are big no-nos for open wounds.Since they essentially "burn" away the infection.

[Darkwatch]

Polysporin is good for preventing infection, it's not an anti-inflammatory. There are burn creams you can get, one even by polysporing I believe which would help you out more than the standard antibiotic one.

[Loki]

The blue jelly like gel is what we used to use as kids when we burnt ourselves on bonfires...it started with an "S"....not particularly helpful but at least I was trying to show some form of camaraderie through joint experiences. Hope it heals up soon!


Also, I need alcoholic inspiration. I've run out of poems to commandeer and the only word I can think of that rhymes with 'Silencer' is 'Howitzer'......I'm aware there are many many more words out there but that was the first to come to mind and now I can't move past it

[Darkwatch]

Jagermeister
Magister
Master
Danger
Revolver

And a link to words ending in -er
Nigh 4000 words

[Loki]

Cheers, my friend!

Do you think I could get away with simply doing a 'words that remind me of you' poem.....?

So far I have 'written' three poems and sent an email in binary regarding his level of awesome. I'm either close to the point of successfully flattering him or the point of being able to threaten to continue to do so.

[Darkwatch]

I believe you could get away with one. Two or more no.

As to what you're close to doing it may end with a restraining order .

Also just to help you out:

Red is the colour of power,
The colour of passion.
What more fitting colour could you have
As administrator,
My dear Silencer.
You are this forum's stabilizer
Its regulatory frame.
There is no greater character here
Than you, my sweet Silencer.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 04 April 2011 - 04:22 AM

[Loki]

Darkwatch, on 04 April 2011 - 04:22 AM, said:

As to what you're close to doing it may end with a restraining order .

It didn't end in a restraining order last time but Brood did run away from the boards for a time....

Darkwatch, on 04 April 2011 - 04:22 AM, said:

Also just to help you out:

Red is the colour of power,
The colour of passion.
What more fitting colour could you have
As administrator,
My dear Silencer.
You are this forum's stabilizer
Its regulatory frame.
There is no greater character here
Than you, my sweet Silencer.

You always have my back (I wanted a hugging emoticon but they started making out and I thought that would have been a little too forward of me )


It occurs to me now that I probably just could have 'asked' my favour instead of creating yet another campaign but then that wouldn't have been very 'me', would it?

[Darkwatch]

Loki, on 04 April 2011 - 04:28 AM, said:

You always have my back (I wanted a hugging emoticon but they started making out and I thought that would have been a little too forward of me )

You, too forward? Are you not currently launching a Silencer flattering campaign?

Not to say I'm any better at the moment.

Which reminds me, does Silencer have Minecraft? If he does you might want to build him some sort of monument.
If he doesn't, get it and make him one.

[Loki]

Darkwatch, on 04 April 2011 - 04:36 AM, said:

You, too forward? Are you not currently launching a Silencer flattering campaign?

Not to say I'm any better at the moment.

I was 'asked' to be a little more mindful of the fact that I and I quote

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Have a fiance who is sitting right here goddammit! Stop cyber flirting with other men!

Darkwatch, on 04 April 2011 - 04:36 AM, said:

Which reminds me, does Silencer have Minecraft? If he does you might want to build him some sort of monument.
If he doesn't, get it and make him one.

Hmm...that might take the whole thing to the next 'scary stalker' level and I'm not at that level of desperation just yet.

[Darkwatch]

This does not qualify as cyber flirting.
What Gaesii and Orfie, me and Pots and CI did was cyber flirting.

You are right that buying some else a game to build a monument to them is a bit extreme. What I do find hilarious though is :

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I'm not at that level of desperation just yet.

The question is, what is the in between and not so forward, but discreet and vague enough not to be seen as rather tactless advances?

[Loki]

Darkwatch, on 04 April 2011 - 04:54 AM, said:

The question is, what is the in between and not so forward, but discreet and vague enough not to be seen as rather tactless advances?

You say tactless, I say overthetop and obviously meant in jest. If they weren't that way then people might take them seriously and then things would get creepy.

[Darkwatch]

Over the top? Oy, I might have to polish off the ol' Flirting thread tactics for that.

Otherwise the poems are done, maybe move on to pictures?
Like a demotivational poster about how awesome Silencer is, or a lol cat asking if it "can haz QB team?"

[Loki]

Darkwatch, on 04 April 2011 - 05:05 AM, said:

Over the top? Oy, I might have to polish off the ol' Flirting thread tactics for that.

Otherwise the poems are done, maybe move on to pictures?
Like a demotivational poster about how awesome Silencer is, or a lol cat asking if it "can haz QB team?"

Okay, I'm adding you to the payroll.

You have shown me that I'm off my game at present - to be fair I'm only another bucket of....well, suffice to say I am unwell and looking more and more likely to be heading to the hospital this evening so I blame that and Brood for my lack of creativeness.

Then of course there is the fact that I don't know Silencer and he may not have the humour requirements for a full-blown campaign against him. If this goes bad, I'm pointing the blame at you and then you can shift it on to Brood if need be

[Darkwatch]

As long as the pay's good and I got Brood to blame bring it on.

As to not feeling well, hope it's nothing serious and that the hospital visit is nothing but an unnecessary precaution.

[Loki]

Darkwatch, on 04 April 2011 - 05:16 AM, said:

As long as the pay's good and I got Brood to blame bring it on.

Gotta love incentives!

Darkwatch, on 04 April 2011 - 05:16 AM, said:

As to not feeling well, hope it's nothing serious and that the hospital visit is nothing but an unnecessary precaution.

Meh, it's nothing but holes in my stomach. I like to think of them as air vents for my digestive workers