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I'm Ridiculously Good Looking - aka Pictures

#1381 worry

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 09:53 PM

And what a cherub!

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#1382 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 07:32 AM

He said 'what a cherub!' Not 'what's a cherub?'

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks

#1383 POOPOO MCBUMFACE

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 09:12 PM

Illuyankas, on 18 October 2012 - 08:40 PM, said:

LIIIIIIKE A GLOVE

I want to pat your rosy cheeks.

#1384 Illuyankas

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 09:37 PM

You think I was redfaced there, you should have seen me during either of the best man speeches I gave around that time.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#1385 Sir Thursday

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 11:44 PM

Miss Savage, on 18 October 2012 - 07:22 PM, said:

Sir Thursday, on 17 October 2012 - 01:09 AM, said:

Here's me with the Peruvian analogue of Irn-Bru. The expression on my face is an accurate depiction of how it tastes.

ST

wouldn't that be the Inca version of Coca Cola?
does it taste funny?

Fun fact I learned while I was there: Inca Cola and Irn-Bru are the only soft drinks that outsell Coca-Cola in their respective regional markets. It's so popular that McDonald's had to ask Coca-Cola for permission to sell it in their restaurants (something that they're normally not allowed to to).

As I say, it tastes like my expression

. Which implies that my expression tastes like bubblegum...

Surprisingly addictive though. My suspicion is the tartrazine.

ST

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#1386 Sir Thursday

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 11:52 PM

HoosierDaddy, on 17 October 2012 - 07:34 AM, said:

The hat would make it classier. Imo.

Something like this?

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Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#1387 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 20 October 2012 - 01:34 PM

POOPOO MCBUMFACE, on 19 October 2012 - 09:12 PM, said:

Illuyankas, on 18 October 2012 - 08:40 PM, said:

LIIIIIIKE A GLOVE

I want to pat your rosy cheeks.

Now that's just unnerving.

Whether it is the eyes of Illy's lady or the fact someone has expressed a desire to pat his cheeks is entirely interpretative.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1388 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 20 October 2012 - 04:54 PM

Sir Thursday, on 19 October 2012 - 11:52 PM, said:

HoosierDaddy, on 17 October 2012 - 07:34 AM, said:

The hat would make it classier. Imo.

Something like this?

That's a damn fine looking beverage right there.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#1389 Satan

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:31 AM

Illuyankas, on 18 October 2012 - 08:40 PM, said:

And finally, one fancy dress night out gone horribly right

Posted Image

LIIIIIIKE A GLOVE

A Real Doll with a Batman suit and demon eyes. Whatever you paid for it, it was too cheap!

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#1390 amphibian

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 08:28 AM

Sir Thursday, on 19 October 2012 - 11:44 PM, said:

Miss Savage, on 18 October 2012 - 07:22 PM, said:

Sir Thursday, on 17 October 2012 - 01:09 AM, said:

Here's me with the Peruvian analogue of Irn-Bru. The expression on my face is an accurate depiction of how it tastes.

ST

wouldn't that be the Inca version of Coca Cola?
does it taste funny?

. Which implies that my expression tastes like bubblegum...

Surprisingly addictive though. My suspicion is the tartrazine.

ST

Inca Cola is awful. Maybe the second worst drink I have ever tasted. I've no idea how people acquire a taste for it.

Here is me and my lady on her birthday in a Red Lobster (shitty seafood chain that is open late, hence us being there after driving all evening) after I suffered an awful sunburn the day before tromping around the sands of Venice Beach with no sunscreen. You can see it on my forehead and perhaps on my neck a bit.

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I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#1391 Puck

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 04:37 PM

A friend asked for a piece of paper during breaktime today and drew me while I wasn't looking.. So I proceeded to demand that paper back just so I can post it here (talk about forum addiction)

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Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]

#1392 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 08:57 PM

Sir Thursday, on 19 October 2012 - 11:44 PM, said:

Surprisingly addictive though. My suspicion is the tartrazine.

ST

did you suffer from irritability, restlessness and sleep disturbance along with the addiction? if so- tartrazine, indeed.

but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

#1393 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 09:33 PM

Sir Thursday, on 19 October 2012 - 11:52 PM, said:

HoosierDaddy, on 17 October 2012 - 07:34 AM, said:

The hat would make it classier. Imo.

Something like this?

Inca Cola is as close to sweetened, carbonated, goat urine as I think I'll ever get to drinking.

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy: 23 October 2012 - 09:33 PM

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#1394 Sir Thursday

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 11:26 PM

Miss Savage, on 23 October 2012 - 08:57 PM, said:

Sir Thursday, on 19 October 2012 - 11:44 PM, said:

Surprisingly addictive though. My suspicion is the tartrazine.

ST

did you suffer from irritability, restlessness and sleep disturbance along with the addiction? if so- tartrazine, indeed.

I don't remember having any of those...but I did vomit all over Machu Picchu, does that count?

ST

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#1395 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 12:27 AM

Who has two thumbs and saw a preview screening of 7 Psychopaths? THIS GUY!

578503_3831039822596_1108202492_n.jpg (71.5K)
Number of downloads: 1

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1396 Macros

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 06:38 AM

I see only one thumb

Fucking Liar!!

2012
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#1397 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 08:05 AM

Figures it would be Macros who gets all persnickety about hands

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1398 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 05:04 PM

Ain, on 24 October 2012 - 08:05 AM, said:

Figures it would be Macros who gets all persnickety about hands

Zing.

#1399 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 06:53 PM

Sir Thursday, on 23 October 2012 - 11:26 PM, said:

Miss Savage, on 23 October 2012 - 08:57 PM, said:

Sir Thursday, on 19 October 2012 - 11:44 PM, said:

Surprisingly addictive though. My suspicion is the tartrazine.

ST

did you suffer from irritability, restlessness and sleep disturbance along with the addiction? if so- tartrazine, indeed.

I don't remember having any of those...but I did vomit all over Machu Picchu, does that count?

ST

i don't think it could have been altitude sickness. sounds much more like a bad case of withdrawal symptoms. sure, that counts.

Ain, on 24 October 2012 - 12:27 AM, said:

Who has two thumbs and saw a preview screening of 7 Psychopaths? THIS GUY!

Attachment

578503_3831039822596_1108202492_n.jpg

what does this guy think about the movie? i wanna see it because of tom waits, of course.

This post has been edited by Miss Savage: 24 October 2012 - 06:56 PM

but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

#1400 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:07 PM

Miss Savage, on 24 October 2012 - 06:53 PM, said:

Ain, on 24 October 2012 - 12:27 AM, said:

Who has two thumbs and saw a preview screening of 7 Psychopaths? THIS GUY!

Attachment

578503_3831039822596_1108202492_n.jpg

what does this guy think about the movie? i wanna see it because of tom waits, of course.

It was superlative. Had a real In Bruges crossed with Tarantino feel to it, which is unsurprising. And Tom Waits mightn't have been in it for long, but he was INCREDIBLE. I can't think of a single bad performance by anyone in the film. Go see it!

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.