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The Great Debate A discussion that may tear the forum apart

Poll: The Great Debate (129 member(s) have cast votes)

Which way should the paper roll face

A. The paper is pulled under and down along the wall. (20 votes [15.50%])
Percentage of vote: 15.50%
B. The paper is pulled over and out towards the user. (99 votes [76.74%])
Percentage of vote: 76.74%
C. Others (4 votes [3.10%])
Percentage of vote: 3.10%
D. I am Dolorous Menhir and I whipe my ass with hundred dollar bills (6 votes [4.65%])
Percentage of vote: 4.65%

Bonus question, do you "scrunge up" the paper or do you fold it?

Scrunge (28 votes [23.33%])
Percentage of vote: 23.33%
Fold (90 votes [75.00%])
Percentage of vote: 75.00%
Diaper (2 votes [1.67%])
Percentage of vote: 1.67%

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#21 Zanth13

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 10:07 PM

what if the toilet paper doesnt get set on the roller anymore, but sits on top of the toilet...

cuz kids like to steal the roller...

and so instead of any pulling you in fact wrap your toilet paper into a thickly rollish type design...

umm

hypothetically.

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#22 Jusentantaka

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 10:36 PM

A solution that heathens (A) and proper adults (B ) can each embrace. Though there is some serious class to wiping your ass with money.

*cocks head* Oh. Damn. It is multipurpose.

This post has been edited by Jusentantaka: 23 May 2010 - 10:37 PM

#23 Illuyankas

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 10:41 PM

Well sure, if you like sundials, but I prefer waterclocks, since you can't fill a sundial with beer to make it booze o'clock all day.

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#24 bubba

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 02:26 AM

A) is for cat owners.....trust me. Posted Image

#25 RodeoRanch

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 03:23 AM

I don't pay attention to which way the roll faces. Just throw it on any which way. As long as it's actually there, that's all that counts. So both A and B.

#26 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 07:22 AM

Bubba, on 24 May 2010 - 02:26 AM, said:

A) is for cat owners.....trust me. Posted Image

Damn straight. Don't let those damned cats have any fun.

EDIT: I do B, and have cats. But that's because I like to live dangerously.

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy: 24 May 2010 - 07:22 AM

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#27 Battalion

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 07:31 AM

I went for B and the fold, and of course, wiping from front to back.

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#28 Arkmam

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 06:02 PM

B. Never considered wether I fold or scrunch though, I'll pay attention the next time I go to the bathroom...

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#29 Illuyankas

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 06:07 PM

Wow, nine votes for being a dickbitch?

#30 Darkwatch

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 06:32 PM

I actually have family that go for A).
Thus whenever I'm over I always switch it around. They'll get it eventually.

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#31 Abyss

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 07:17 PM

Futurist paperless toilet is win.

- Abyss, notes kitty litter also requires no paper.

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#32 RodeoRanch

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 11:18 PM

Pine cones hurt so very much.

#33 masan's saddle

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 12:34 AM

I don't know about you but I would suggest that this badboy makes the thread redundant

Quote

With oscillating and pulsating spray mode for thorough and gentle cleaning......REMOTE CONTROL.......strengthened seat........individual temperature adjustment.......etc etc.

http://www.firstclas...-8000-care.html

I've just seen the future and it doesn't involve me scraping my ringpiece with reconstituted wood pulp.

This shit should be standard, it even blow dries your ass.

This post has been edited by masan's saddle: 26 May 2010 - 12:35 AM

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#34 Zanth13

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 02:05 AM

when i lived in South Korea they seemed to have squatting toilets in public restrooms...i never had it explained but i guess they squatted did the deed and sprayed out the area with water...

it was always so nasty and stinky.... it was like a urinal but on the ground... and full of Sh!t...

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#35 Jusentantaka

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 02:11 AM

Oh my god. I'd forgotten the smell. DAMN YOU.

If spray&dry is the future, I want no part in it. Give me toilet paper or give me death.

#36 Zanth13

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 02:12 AM

My horror is now your horror... :laughing:

I know a select few who prefer baby wipes to toilet paper... i scoffed at such a notion till i was forced to try it... not to bad actually..

though I think im still a TP man...

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#37 Jusentantaka

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 02:20 AM

Baby wipes? That is absolutely the most disgusting thing I've ever...

Yeah, I've done it too. Kids, a million boxes of baby wipes, too lazy to do proper shopping. And it was gloooooooorious. :laughing:

#38 Aptorian

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 03:54 AM

Zanth13, on 26 May 2010 - 02:05 AM, said:

You mean a latrine with plumbing?

Yeah. They have those in the cities of Angola as well. How that still beats spending half a year sitting each morning on a concrete slap over an abyss of writhing poo, which is what we had to do when we moved into the countryside.

But the worst was probably when we first got to Angola. They put us up in a famous "sports hotel", the place where travelling athletes supposedly stay when they travel through Luanda or something. Maybe the name actually stretched back to the Portuguese occupation or something. Anyway. The toilets in this place was something out of horror film. Rows of old, wooden booths, in a room full of yellow, dirty tiles. One single light bulb hanging in the ceiling. Enough to light the hallway, but leaving the booths themselves covered in darkness. Inside the booths there was old, half melted candles, sagging in the heat that I suppose people brought with them... for reading or maybe dark satanic rituals... and of course, the Hole. No toilet bowl to sit on or anything. Just tiles that ended in a stained orifice in the floor. I remember first time we went in there. Me and Jim moved right on in, taking our first ever look at this crazy hole in the floor. I think it was Jim that shined a flashlight at it, just to get a glimpse at this thing. As soon as he turned on the light, half a dozen cochroaches and other nameless horrors came scuttling out of the holes. Giving us our first ever look at a cockroach at the same time.

There may have been some girly screams. I can't remember.

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 26 May 2010 - 03:55 AM