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#21 Dr Trouble

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:12 AM

Jusentantaka, on 04 May 2010 - 01:03 AM, said:

Hint: You put your index and middle finger inside, with your palm facing Madame Clitoria. Bend fingers upwards. Plus points for syncopation.

Also, its not pee.

It was at this point Trouble decided not to visit this thread while at work anymore...

#22 Jusentantaka

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:22 AM

What? Its not pictures, the Inquisition shall never know.

Or was it because you were laughing too hard?

#23 Terez

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 04:16 AM

I found at least one post where I've brought this up before.

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.

#24 Dr Trouble

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 07:38 AM

Jusentantaka, on 04 May 2010 - 03:22 AM, said:

What? Its not pictures, the Inquisition shall never know.

Or was it because you were laughing too hard?

A mixture.

A) I'm laughing.

My boss looks over my shoulder and see's talk of quivering vaginas ... That pay rise doesn't look like its coming ...

#25 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 07:45 AM

Family friendly is this conversation not.

Can we keep this cleaner? Please? I don't mind, but others might. This has gotten pretty damned explicit.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#26 Terez

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 09:28 AM

It kinda started out that way, lol.

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.

#27 QuickTidal

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 11:09 AM

H.D., on 04 May 2010 - 07:45 AM, said:

Family friendly is this conversation not.

Can we keep this cleaner? Please? I don't mind, but others might. This has gotten pretty damned explicit.

HAha....we're technically being "clinical" about the whole thing. LOL, not pornographic. Sorry, both my gf and her sister are in the medical profession and it's nothing to me to talk about this stuff. The human body is nothing to be ashamed of.

That said, as to my northharbor, southharbor g-spot thing....yeah, northharbor is indeed the "clitoris", but from my experience there are two other spots inside that are considered g-spots, one is the main "fabled-men-can't-find-it" g-spot and it is inside and up, but there is another inside and down that faces in....apparently it doesn't do something for everyone, but I can certainly attest that is does something for some girls. LOL.

Was that too graphic? I hope not.

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