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#1 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 11:11 AM

http://www.dailymail...-juror-ill.html

holy gorram shit, I knew Russia was odd, but that's a whole new category
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 01:55 PM

That is...horrible. There's no other word for it.
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 02:01 PM

I think I'm gonna throw up. That's just.... horrible and disgusting doesn't begin to describe it.
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 02:02 PM

That's one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen. Their excuse was that they were "drunk and hungry?" that's just fucking sick. Just shoot them and be done with it.

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 02:03 PM

Shooting is too fast. They deserve something slow and painful.
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 02:18 PM

Well, if there's one positive thing to say about this all, they got really close to re-enacting Hannibal...
Anyway. Personally, I don't know how I'll react the next time I see a stew.

This shit right here can't be excused. They took their time, there's cold blooded intent of murder and malice.
Fuck's sake, they could at least drop feeding her to the other girl...
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 02:24 PM

I wonder how long they'll last in jail, it seems a fair bet that they die with their own balls stuffed down their throats.
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 02:31 PM

View PostTapper, on 08 April 2010 - 02:24 PM, said:

I wonder how long they'll last in jail, it seems a fair bet that they die with their own balls stuffed down their throats.
Poor girl... I do wonder at her taste in men, though... how can you possibly be in love with that?


man, really, puns are fun, but...
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 02:34 PM

I don't think that was intentional.
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 02:43 PM

It did say in the article that he was the singer in a "minor pop band" so it was probably the whole "You're a musician I love you" thing that a lot of people seem to dig. But I have to agree with Tapper, the guy looks like a fucking loser, and obviously is. Also, I never said where they should be shot, maybe the gut... a slow painful death.
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 02:55 PM

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the guy looks like a fucking loser


A creep was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw his picture. Immediately followed by monster.

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Also, I never said where they should be shot, maybe the gut... a slow painful death.


I was thinking something a bit more like what the Inquisition used to do... or any other horrid medieval way to torture/kill someone. Yes I know that's kinda evil of me but this is the sort of thing I do get worked up about and when I get like that I stop believing in things like overkill.

Anyway. I'm pretty sure those guys will get it while in prison. I seriously doubt even other criminals would be indiferent to this particular crime. Just, uhh.
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 03:09 PM

Cannibalism is right up there with pedophilia and torture as the most horrid, vile act ever. That article made me nauseous. The scary thing is that apparently cannibalism is more common than people might think, and it happens in places people would generally not expect. Not trying to sound racist but lets be honest, when you think cannibal you either think Anthony Hopkins or some jungle tribe.

On a MoI note, the Pannion Domin in general is probably the most disturbing nation I've ever encountered in fiction.

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 03:17 PM

View PostGarak, on 08 April 2010 - 02:55 PM, said:

I was thinking something a bit more like what the Inquisition used to do... or any other horrid medieval way to torture/kill someone. Yes I know that's kinda evil of me but this is the sort of thing I do get worked up about and when I get like that I stop believing in things like overkill.


akshully, you'd be relieved to know that most of those incredible medieval torture devices are a fairytale told to shock the sensitive victorian age Europe much like retarted tales of monstrous natives that eat their own babies.
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 03:24 PM

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Victorian age Europe got shocked if you spilled some milk :blink:. Anyway, you get my point - there should not be an easy way out for those two. It should come as close to hell on earth as is possible.
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 03:35 PM

No one cringes at Aptersons cringe thread, but this got people riled up?! You gentlemen need to wade in the internet some more.

Or, alternatively, my sense of morality is completely broken...

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 03:37 PM

You know when I read the title of this thread then saw Gothos' single sentence about Russia I thought:

"Oh wow, this must be about some sort of worker's union in the Urals that decided they'd had enough of something and started attacking and eating government officials!"

I can't help but feel a little disappointed.
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 03:48 PM

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 03:53 PM

View PostJohnny_Phoenix, on 08 April 2010 - 03:09 PM, said:

Cannibalism is right up there with pedophilia and torture as the most horrid, vile act ever. That article made me nauseous. The scary thing is that apparently cannibalism is more common than people might think, and it happens in places people would generally not expect. Not trying to sound racist but lets be honest, when you think cannibal you either think Anthony Hopkins or some jungle tribe.




Don't see how cannibalism is anywhere close to pedophilia or torture. I mean, it is a corpse, so how can you compare it to pedophilia or torture where the victim has to continue living with the agony, both psycically and mentally.

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 03:57 PM

in the end it's just meat. in an extreme, life threathening situation I'm sure most people would eventually turn to cannibalism, though possibly not all.
Not at all anywhere near paedophilles. However these guys just plain fucking did it for the kicks or something.
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 04:27 PM

Well, at least they killed her before they started eating her. It can always be worse.
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