As the day draws once more towards dusk, only a few campers are left by Crystal Lake, and none quite as happy as when they first arrived. One and all they've seen friends cut to pieces, torn apart, burnt, hung, beaten into pulp, and one unlucky girl skewered on her own perky breasts. Yet, they know that the nightmare is not over yet. This masterpiece of death has finally reached its crescendo and the seven remaining campers cannot but stand and wait.
The sound of metal scraping against metal cuts through your collective misery with happy abandon.
"Would you stop that?" Rashan hisses at Mockra and slaps the back of his head so hard his motley old hat falls to the ground.
"You've been making that noise continuously since we arrived in this hellhole!"
Mockra shrugs sheepishly, but his fingers as if independent of his will continue scraping against each other.
"Like you've got problems", Telas retorts. He spins and points an angry finger at Tellan who's unsuccessfully trying to hide behind a nearby shrub.
"That guy's been lighting my underwear on fire every fucking night". He looks around, shaking with rage.
"Have you any idea what burning underwear smells like after more than a week of no showers?".
"Like you guys have anything to complain about!" Alkend pipes in.
"That guy, Galain I think his name was, I shared bunk with was so massive there hardly was room for us both. And he shaved with a two feet long fucking machete! When I woke up in the morning he would sit at his chair patiently cleaning his blade. Man was a poor shaver too, he always seemed to have cut himself." Alkend shook his head.
"Never saw him without that mask. Always figured he was sort of peculiar."
"I've got my room all to myself!" Ampelas exclaims happily. A wide smile covers his face as he turns around to share his joy with the others. Surprisingly, they do not seem quite as enthusiastic about this as he feels they should.
"You've got your own room, you say?" Rashan strokes his massive beard almost erotically, thinking hard.
"Say, Ampelas. If you were to.. I don't know.. Die.. Could I hypothetically have your room?"
"I suppose.." Ampelas frowns, confusion touching his simple brow.
"And what about me" Cries Telas.
"If you were, again hypothetically, to stumble and impale yourself on some sharp object, like..umh.. a knife.. Could I share your room with Rashan?"
".. I guess" says Ampelas, perhaps starting to sense a shift in the crowd. A smart man might sense the burgeoning excitement. The burn of blood lust as six pair of eyes focus unblinkingly on his feminine self would've been recognized for what they meant by a smart man.
"That would be so cool!" Ampelas claps his hands excitedly.
"We could have slumber parties. Tell ghost stories. Play cards!" There are tears in his eyes now.
"No wanted to play with me before"
The group shares a look between them and simultaneously blots their teeth in what Ampelas considered to be welcoming smiles.
"Yeeeeesss" purrs Mockra.
"Let us play".
Ampelas (Yellow) is dead. He belonged to Freddy.
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The Game is done! Victory goes to Team Freddy and Team Pinhead!
After some contemplation I've come to the conclusion that this game can only end one way.
There are no roles left in game apart from two leaders and an equal number of players on each of their teams. Ampelas is alone on the third.
The way I see it, as Ampelas has decided to favour neither side with the victory this game ends in a tie between Team Freddy and Team Pinhead. As a lone player, no matter the outcome Ampelas cannot survive and will therefor not share the tie on behalf of Team Jason.
Congratulations to:
Team Pinhead:
Tellan - HD - Pinhead (Pinhead)
Atrahal – Tapper – Topless Girl (pinhead)
Alkend – Gavin – Black Guy (Pinhead)
Rashan – D’rek – Guard/Vig (pinhead)
Tennes – PB – Finder (Pinhead)
Team Freddy:
Mockra - JA - Freddy (Freddy)
kalse – STD – Topless Girl (Freddy)
Silanah – Mental – Black Guy (Freddy)
Telas – MTS – Guard/vig (Freddy)
Serc – Lisheo – Finder (Freddy)
Honourable mention to Team Jason:
Bubba - Galain - Jason (Jason)
Korlat – The Dude – Topless Girl (Jason)
ampelas – Yellow – Black Guy (Jason)
Liosan – ALT – Guard/VIG (JASON)
kaschan – DKT – Finder (Jason)
And Team Awesome:
Sorrit – Shin – Steven Seagal
This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 15 April 2010 - 01:24 AM
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.