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Mega Shark ? piffle......., Meet Mega Piranha!

#1 masan's saddle

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 04:06 PM

Mega Shark is a pussy compared to....., Mega Piranha !!!

http://www.pajiba.co...ay-trust-me.php

The clip is hysterical, particularly the guy bicycle kicking multiple piranha.

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 04:20 PM

What is it with SyFy these days?

That was hilarious.

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#3 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 04:36 PM

I just wanna kill them all!!!

Brilliant...

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 01:32 PM

Are you sure that wasn't some sort of comedy skit?

Please, let that be the answer. The alternative is too woeful to contemplate.

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 05:53 PM

All too real I'm afraid...

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#6 paran falcon

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 05:21 PM

Mega Piranha might be the best "you've-got-to-see-this, it's-so-bad-it's-hilariously-awesome" movie that I've ever seen. My wife and I had been wondering for some time if Scy Fy was intentionally making the worst possible original movies and this one was the proof! (So sad, in a way; this is the same network that once brought us Farscape, which I absolutely loved.) My kids laughed their asses off as well as their parents! And it's got 80's pop "star" Tiffany plus Greg Brady?! Must see! We still check what's on Scy Fy every weekend just to see if anything can come close to this one! Not really, so far.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:07 PM

Holy cow, how did I miss this? I need to find a copy

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#8 paran falcon

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 12:41 PM

Yes it is quite something. I saw a program not too long ago, possibly about the ScyFy network in advance of Defiance, but some of the people that work on these original movies actually admitted that the more outlandish and over the top they made some of these "creatures" (Mega Shark, Sharktopus, Mega Dinosaur, Super Gator) the more buzz they generated. So making horrible movies seems to have paid off to some extent. I'm not sure if you can find it in the UK but we found it at a Kmart for $5. I know it can be found on Amazon also. ScyFy must have gotten good results from Mega Pirahna because soon after, they came out with Mega Python vs Gatoroid. Not only does Tiffany "star" in this one as well, as a sheriff or deputy in a swamp area in Florida, but they bring in Debbie Gibson (Tiffany's main "rival" during their pop star days) also! I won't spoil it for anyone but let's just say their characters don't like each other. Not as good/bad as Mega Piranha, but worth a look and laugh!