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#21 Obdigore

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 07:44 PM

killer angels, on 15 April 2010 - 07:27 PM, said:

Well it is apparent that I maybe the only Conservative here, but most of us dont care who wins in 2012, we are waiting with our guns for the war to start, and then everything will change. And it will be change that everyone can believe in not just the Communists.

Conservatives don't seem to understand that Liberals also have guns. Just because we don't threaten to kill you for having your own opinion does not, in any way, mean we will not do what is required of us should someone attempt to overthrow our (kind of) democratically elected government.

And JusenMcTanka beat me to it.

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 07:44 PM

Morgoth, on 15 April 2010 - 07:43 PM, said:

I wonder how many actual communists one can find in the US these days... Four?

Discounting embassy staff?

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 08:16 PM

H.D., on 15 April 2010 - 07:32 PM, said:

Ah, are you sure liberals aren't Nazis? Perhaps we are the miraculously impossible fascist-socialists?

And to what war do you refer?

Probably the impending civil war.

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 08:31 PM

Obdigore, on 15 April 2010 - 07:44 PM, said:

killer angels, on 15 April 2010 - 07:27 PM, said:

Just because we don't threaten to kill you for having your own opinion does not, in any way, mean we will not do what is required of us should someone attempt to overthrow our (kind of) democratically elected government.

You take that back or i'll put down my moonshine and corncob pipe and shoot you.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 08:50 PM

Slow Ben, on 15 April 2010 - 08:31 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 15 April 2010 - 07:44 PM, said:

killer angels, on 15 April 2010 - 07:27 PM, said:

You take that back or i'll put down my moonshine and corncob pipe and shoot you.

I just shot. It was a stun gun. Now I lock you up and take your guns.

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 09:07 PM

Jusentantaka, on 15 April 2010 - 07:44 PM, said:

Morgoth, on 15 April 2010 - 07:43 PM, said:

I wonder how many actual communists one can find in the US these days... Four?

Discounting embassy staff?

Oh not at all.

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 09:32 PM

I'd go with 6 then, since there's 1 embassy and 5 consulates from China in the US, and I figure they have to keep a communist at each. To counteract the rest of the staff's indulgence in coke, hookers and sushi.

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 08:09 AM

Imagine:

Potus: Sarah Palin
Vice President: Tim Pawlenty (it wouldn't matter if Sister got the Nom)
Speaker of the House: Michelle Bachman

Is this the Teaparty dream scenario? If it is.... Can we afford to let it happen?

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 12:20 PM

H.D., on 16 April 2010 - 08:09 AM, said:

Pawlenty isn't too bad.

Anyway, you want something worse? Palin as Pres and Bachman as VP. with Nancy Grace as House Speaker.

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 12:40 PM

White House Press Secretary - Glenn Beck
Secretary of State - Rush Limbaugh
Secretary of War - Pat Robertson

Dream Team.

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 01:04 PM

But seriously folks, these scenarios will never happen. All this Tea Party crap is doing is shredding the downballot GOP incumbents. Congress has a strict intraparty seniority system, so the top GOP guys left untouched by all the cannibalism are just going to get more powerful. Eventually, the Tea Party guys will bend to them, not the other way around. And when all that anger burns itself out, Obama saunters to re-election. It's 1994 all over again...

OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 01:08 PM

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Don't disappear again! You za man. :thumbsup:

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 03:06 PM

Shinrei, on 16 April 2010 - 01:08 PM, said:

LONGHORN!

Don't disappear again! You za man. :thumbsup:

Prez: Colbert
VP: Stewert

WOOT!

Other Way. Stewert > Colbert. Conan as House Speaker.

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 03:10 PM

Shinrei, on 16 April 2010 - 01:08 PM, said:

LONGHORN!Don't disappear again! You za man. :)Prez: ColbertVP: StewertWOOT!

Obdigore, on 16 April 2010 - 03:06 PM, said:

Shinrei, on 16 April 2010 - 01:08 PM, said:

LONGHORN!Don't disappear again! You za man. :)Prez: ColbertVP: StewertWOOT!

Other Way. Stewert > Colbert. Conan as House Speaker.

Simple solution, the position of President changes every year depending on who wins the Presidential Combat, the type of combat chosen by a commitee of seven year olds for testing endurance, dexterity and ruthlessness.

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 04:00 PM

Well, a deathmatch for presidency would give Arnold a decent shot.

... I just got a thought. Considering delusions of grandeur and belief in ones own greatness, you know who'd end up as president of the US if things were decided by deathmatch?

Steven Seagal.

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