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Do you have a weapons stash? What's in it? (what's in your pants doesn't count)

#61 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 12:33 AM

In any situation that is likely to result in a fight where I'm involved, I'm quite sure there are bottles sitting around that could be weaponized quickly.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 02:53 AM

Kind of like in Signs, except instead of glasses of water it's empty Vodka bottles.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 03:47 AM

Nothing like a good old Molotov.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 03:50 AM

Shinrei, on 11 March 2010 - 11:28 PM, said:

2 things I'm finding a bit strange -

1) The number of people who have simply found weapons.

2) The number of people with a katana. What kind are we talking here? Display type? Practice type? Sharpened steel replica type? Real made in Japan scare you to death sharp type?

I have 3 Shinken (Katana) as I train with them - sharp as well as I cut things in training. I have a new one coming from Japan that I ordered last year.

I've also got a hunting knife and a Tomahawk I forged myself.

Plus a Compound Bow!

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 07:10 AM

Got myself a pair of cannibal knives from Tanzania. Grandparents brought them back a few years ago.

Also, a LOT of kitchen implements. Including a badass-looking skewer.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:05 AM

I also have a double-bit throwing axe, but have no idea how to throw it. So I just use it to split kindling.

Oh, and some wooden spoons. I am very adept in their use.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 09:31 AM

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 09:34 AM

now you look like a sleepless cannibal?

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 09:35 AM

Adjutant Stormy, on 12 March 2010 - 09:34 AM, said:

now you look like a sleepless cannibal?

Yes, but the civilized non-practicing kind, on account of the cup of tea in my hand.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 09:36 AM

I used to have one of those kukri knives but my brother nicked it off me.

My katanas are production line shit I believe. One of them looks remarkably similar to Mcloud's in Highlander - and I reckon the blade would fall off if I hit someone with it. The other one is much more sturdy.

The things with having edged weapons in the inevitable zombie onslaught is that you wont run out of ammo at a crucial moment. After watching Deadliest Warrior I've decided my morning star is about as lethal as a 50cal sniper rifle, I've just got to make sure I dont hit myself with it...

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 10:27 AM

a morning star is a hell of wepon, ut its slow so be shure to train with a offhand weapon to... espasaly if you are going to fight fast zomies Posted Image

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 01:03 PM

maro, on 12 March 2010 - 03:50 AM, said:

Shinrei, on 11 March 2010 - 11:28 PM, said:

Good heavens! How in the world to you afford that? I would love to own more than one, but I almost couldnt' justify the purchase of the first one.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 07:12 PM

haha yeah the nice katanas with the real carbon steel blades (none of that stainless shit) are pretty expensive, i've seen some nice ones run for over 3 grand with some lower scale ones run for a few hundred.

and i have lots of bullets for the zombie invasion. plus edged weapons so i win.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 07:17 PM

Flashwit, on 12 March 2010 - 07:12 PM, said:

Has no-one considered to join the zombies? That seems like the best bet for survival... ok, mindless preservation of undead body mass.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 09:14 PM

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 01:36 AM

The Tyrant Lizard, on 12 March 2010 - 09:36 AM, said:

I used to have one of those kukri knives but my brother nicked it off me.

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You mean like:

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 02:42 AM

I'm pretty wicked wielding my dual sledgehammers.

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 03:12 AM

amphibian, on 12 March 2010 - 12:18 AM, said:

Shinrei, on 11 March 2010 - 11:28 PM, said:

Mine are actually my cousin's, as he asked me to hold onto them for a bit two years ago and still hasn't gotten them back - despite him being 10 minutes away.

And someone else here has a kukri? Those things are the most badass knives ever made - excellent machetes too.

There weren't any suspicious red marks on the blade when your cousin asked you to "hold onto them" were there?

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 06:01 PM

Pfft, edged weapons would be good in a zombie holocaust right until you get tired and the edge is dulled and bent by hacking through however many skulls. Then you die. Max Brooks may know nothing about military tactics or guns but the whole stabbing weapons thing is good. You want an anti zombie sword, take an estoc and go for the eye sockets. Morning star is also good, if tiring.

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 07:09 PM

Bludgeoning is also effective against zombies, since bone collapse will essentially neutralize them if not destroy them allowing you to get away.
Besides I disagree with Max Brooks on high rate of fire weapons specifically on the point of mechanical damage done to the body.

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