Do you have a weapons stash? What's in it? (what's in your pants doesn't count)
#121
Posted 30 March 2010 - 11:57 AM
This thread baffles me a bit. What the hell do you guys keep all those fancy (and dulled) weapons around. Decoration? That's something of an insult to a weapon. Combat? Most of you would just hurt youreselves with all them nunchucks, wakizashis and whatnot.
What's the point?
What's the point?
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#122
Posted 30 March 2010 - 09:05 PM
Inside every man is a little boy who likes his toys.
Or a violent psychopath just waiting for an excuse to go on a killing spree...
Or a violent psychopath just waiting for an excuse to go on a killing spree...
#123
Posted 31 March 2010 - 01:33 AM
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!
-duh
-duh
You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
#124
Posted 31 March 2010 - 04:45 AM
Gothos, on 30 March 2010 - 11:57 AM, said:
This thread baffles me a bit. What the hell do you guys keep all those fancy (and dulled) weapons around. Decoration? That's something of an insult to a weapon. Combat? Most of you would just hurt youreselves with all them nunchucks, wakizashis and whatnot.
What's the point?
What's the point?
Hunting, camping, gardening, Training, traditional dress for specail occasions and I'm sure others keep them for self defence as well.
TTFN
Imagine a world without such souls.
Yes, it should have been harder to do.
Yes, it should have been harder to do.
#125
Posted 31 March 2010 - 05:58 AM
Soulessdreamer, on 31 March 2010 - 04:45 AM, said:
Gothos, on 30 March 2010 - 11:57 AM, said:
This thread baffles me a bit. What the hell do you guys keep all those fancy (and dulled) weapons around. Decoration? That's something of an insult to a weapon. Combat? Most of you would just hurt youreselves with all them nunchucks, wakizashis and whatnot.
What's the point?
What's the point?
Hunting, camping, gardening, Training, traditional dress for specail occasions and I'm sure others keep them for self defence as well.
TTFN
Gardening? Secateurs and tweezers seem to fit the bill rather than kukris and whatnot.
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#126
Posted 31 March 2010 - 10:20 AM
Well, a lot of the asian weapons originated as farm tools...
You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
#127
Posted 31 March 2010 - 10:27 AM
not just asian, truth be told!
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#128
Posted 31 March 2010 - 10:55 AM
I sure use my morning star to keep the weeds down. And next door's cat out of my garden, the hedgehog bothering bastard.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#129
Posted 31 March 2010 - 10:35 PM
1) Not all of them are dull, Gothos
2) Illy has a hedgehog!
2) Illy has a hedgehog!
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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#130
Posted 31 March 2010 - 10:39 PM
He hasn't been around for a while, but when he comes back I'm going to be waiting with some implement of pain for any of the local cats to try anything, so I can 'dissuade' them. NO, FELINE SCUM, YOU DON'T HAZ CHEEZBURGER AND YOU DON'T FUCK WITH HEDGEHOGS
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#131
Posted 01 April 2010 - 08:35 AM
Ain, on 31 March 2010 - 05:58 AM, said:
Soulessdreamer, on 31 March 2010 - 04:45 AM, said:
Gothos, on 30 March 2010 - 11:57 AM, said:
This thread baffles me a bit. What the hell do you guys keep all those fancy (and dulled) weapons around. Decoration? That's something of an insult to a weapon. Combat? Most of you would just hurt youreselves with all them nunchucks, wakizashis and whatnot.
What's the point?
What's the point?
Hunting, camping, gardening, Training, traditional dress for specail occasions and I'm sure others keep them for self defence as well.
TTFN
Gardening? Secateurs and tweezers seem to fit the bill rather than kukris and whatnot.
I was thinking of the machettes and axes I listed in my stash
TTFN
Imagine a world without such souls.
Yes, it should have been harder to do.
Yes, it should have been harder to do.
#132
Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:09 AM
I dont own any swords, daggers, throwing axes, javelins, recurve bows, bludgeons, maces, war hammers, or tactical thermo nuclear weapons, but I will settle for my Browning 9mm, and my 1969 model Sears and Roebuck 12 gauge pump. They make me feel safe in the shower.
This post has been edited by Gladius: 01 April 2010 - 09:09 AM
Can you dig it ?
#133
Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:11 AM
Who brings a gun to a sword fight. Seriously.
Wuss.
Wuss.

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
#134
Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:23 AM

These guys.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#135
Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:12 AM
I have early middle ages sword, middle ages axe, half year crafted roman gladius (its pretty good weaponsmith), rennaisance left-hand duelling dagger, katana (just modern replica), norman shield, fist shield from later middle ages, chaing hauberk and gloves. And no photo here, because its in another city, damn:)
Andy why I have it - I used to do big historical battles. Historical fencing is pretty popular hobby in Czech republic and when you got 600 on 600 full armored guys (OK, thats one such big battle per year) and no just some LARP nerdies (dont get me wrong, LARP is great - unless its only battle), it has balls!
(until you got hit by mock arrow...jesus, I wasnt able to walk three days because of hematome).
Andy why I have it - I used to do big historical battles. Historical fencing is pretty popular hobby in Czech republic and when you got 600 on 600 full armored guys (OK, thats one such big battle per year) and no just some LARP nerdies (dont get me wrong, LARP is great - unless its only battle), it has balls!

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#136
Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:38 AM
Who'd have thought a bunch of fantasy fuck-ups would own so much killing power?
#137
Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:40 AM
Oh. My. God.
Hi Dookie :>
Hi Dookie :>
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#138
Posted 02 April 2010 - 04:35 AM
A tomahawk is proven to be one of the longest lasting weapons in the bladed arsenal. I would say A Tomahawk user Vs a Sword...The Tomahawk user wins.
The Military recently said a'oked to troops having having Tomahawks as not only can they slash,pierce, sentry removal...they are also ultilarian in nature.
Axes ftw.
” No other weapon of the same size can generate as much force with a short stroke in an enclosed space. Period. If a bad guy gets in your entry stack, you can’t shoot him without endangering your teammates; and a knife is a slow kill. If you really want to get someone off your teammate in a hurry, there’s nothing deadlier than the spike of a tomahawk to the head. Small and short might not look as cool, but they do the bloody job a confined space. ” Rob Curtis, Military Times
Want to learn to use blades...learn Sayoc!!
http://www.edmondkarate.com/sayoc1
The Military recently said a'oked to troops having having Tomahawks as not only can they slash,pierce, sentry removal...they are also ultilarian in nature.
Axes ftw.
” No other weapon of the same size can generate as much force with a short stroke in an enclosed space. Period. If a bad guy gets in your entry stack, you can’t shoot him without endangering your teammates; and a knife is a slow kill. If you really want to get someone off your teammate in a hurry, there’s nothing deadlier than the spike of a tomahawk to the head. Small and short might not look as cool, but they do the bloody job a confined space. ” Rob Curtis, Military Times
Want to learn to use blades...learn Sayoc!!
http://www.edmondkarate.com/sayoc1
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#139
Posted 02 April 2010 - 10:20 AM
Yes, but swordsmen get all the girls.

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
#140
Posted 02 April 2010 - 01:38 PM
I'd think most girls go after Lancers.
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