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Where the hell are my pants?!

#1 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 04:35 PM

Yes, haha, Rodeo and his pants.


No. No joke.


I can't find my good pair of blue jeans. They've vanished. Where the hell did they go?! I'm pretty sure I didn't leave them anywhere. Did someone take my pants?

My god. If that psychotic little woman has started stealing my pants, I'm going to die of fright.
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 04:37 PM

What ever happened with her. Have you been avoiding her like she has the black plague?

Has there been any animal tracks outside your window?

Perhaps two swallows with a string...
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 04:41 PM

God, everyone's favourite Englishman, has stolen them and will only give them back when you admit that 'pants' should refer to underwear and trousers/jeans.
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 04:43 PM

I bet she's got them in a saucepan at her house, just simmering on the stove.
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 04:44 PM

Was I the only person who went "Sweet, it's been a while since Rodeo did something without pants" when I saw the thread title?

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 04:45 PM

View PostKanubis, on 26 February 2010 - 04:41 PM, said:

God, everyone's favourite Englishman, has stolen them and will only give them back when you admit that 'pants' should refer to underwear and trousers/jeans.


You do realise he is looking for his jeans, right?
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 04:51 PM

Some people collect the panties of girls they slept with, maybe the little psychotic devil collects TROUSERS and then brags of your size to her friends fellow man-devouring lunatics?
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 05:25 PM

Let's do the timewarp agaaaaaain!
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 05:43 PM

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...has your pants and isn't giving them back


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Posted 26 February 2010 - 07:19 PM

I'd say they have their own free will and decided to disappear so you can make a popular thread once more.
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 07:27 PM

Somebody didn't love you enough as a child. :o



I've looked everywhere. Dryer, washer, closets, cabinets, under the deck, in the fridge. Nada. They've vanished. Surely I'd recall leaving them elsewhere.

Some of you must lose clothing in this fashion as well. Right? C'mon. It's not just me.
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 07:52 PM

I just recently lost a pair of pants. Sucks too, not many of my pants fit me anymore, this was a pair of "I give up, I'm buying some fat clothes" pants. Odd.
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 08:08 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 26 February 2010 - 07:27 PM, said:

Some of you must lose clothing in this fashion as well. Right? C'mon. It's not just me.


Yeah, I've lost clothes like that. It's really weird.

When I was a teenager living with my mum and going through the dressing slutty phase that teenage girls go through, I used to lose stuff all the time. It took me a long time to work out that I'd wear something, my mum would disapprove, I'd go out in it then come home and put it in the wash and it never came back. I can't believe I was beaten by something so simple!
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 08:52 PM

If the universe steals your jeans, buy more jeans. This is vengence.


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Posted 26 February 2010 - 09:03 PM

If the universe wants my pants it should just get me drunk. No need for all this subterfuge.
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Posted 26 February 2010 - 10:56 PM

Have you checked on your body? You could be wearing them.
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Posted 27 February 2010 - 02:47 AM

Just to beat a dead horse with a stick,

Did you ask Sasquatch if he took them again?
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Posted 27 February 2010 - 03:57 AM

I think I saw an episode of Two and a Half Men like this...
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Posted 27 February 2010 - 04:58 AM

Found them.


My father had them. Found them in his closet. He has no idea why were there.

I'm going to go with gnomes.
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Posted 27 February 2010 - 05:17 AM

I thought gnomes stole socks?
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