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Finally it has been confirmed

#21 Leo

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Posted 15 February 2010 - 11:24 PM

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How do you people not know who Eva Braun is?

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#22 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 15 February 2010 - 11:46 PM

Hitler's last words to Eva Braun: "yes, yes, I'll make sure they name a range of small electrical appliances after you."

#23 Illuyankas

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Posted 15 February 2010 - 11:58 PM

Thelomen Toblerone, on 15 February 2010 - 11:46 PM, said:

Hitler's last words to Eva Braun: "yes, yes, I'll make sure they name a range of small electrical appliances after you."

OH GOD MY BEARD TRIMMER IS A NAZI

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#24 MTS

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Posted 15 February 2010 - 11:59 PM

Illuyankas, on 15 February 2010 - 11:58 PM, said:

Thelomen Toblerone, on 15 February 2010 - 11:46 PM, said:

Hitler's last words to Eva Braun: "yes, yes, I'll make sure they name a range of small electrical appliances after you."

OH GOD MY BEARD TRIMMER IS A NAZI

And now you know why Hitler's moustache was so small.

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#25 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 16 February 2010 - 12:20 AM

I was on the train home the other night, and there was a man with a Hitler moustache, crazy fucking eyes and scruffly hair. I was concerned.

I do think someone on the boards should try bring the hitler-tache back into fashion though, it's not fair that facial ahir should shoulder so much of the blame.

#26 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 16 February 2010 - 12:23 AM

I'm currently in a beard-off with a friend that finishes at the end of march... I will try and do a Hitler tasche when I shave then!

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#27 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 08:15 AM

My wife works with a guy with a hitler stache. His wife is Jewish. I don't get it. How could anyone in this day and age not understand the connotations that particular style of facial hair has?

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#28 Tapper

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 10:21 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 17 February 2010 - 08:15 AM, said:

My wife works with a guy with a hitler stache. His wife is Jewish. I don't get it. How could anyone in this day and age not understand the connotations that particular style of facial hair has?

Au contraire, due to her being Jewish, I'd say they're both doing their very best to relieve the stigma from that style of 'stache. But maybe the real reason why it isn't sported anymore, is because it looks ridiculous?

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#29 Gothos

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 10:22 AM

Or someone wants to look like Charlie Chaplin.

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