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Huff. Puff. Huff. Puff.
"Do you find me sadistic?" Bill drawled, his voice frighteningly calm, given what had happened moments before.
"You know," he continued, "I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now... if I wanted to."
The Bride glared up at him through swollen eyes, her once stately countenance now covered in a mask of raised welts and her own blood.
"You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough--even now--to know that there's... nothing sadistic in my actions."
She was beaten and rasped for breath, unable to see but plainly able to hear the sound of a revolver slowly being loaded.
"Well, maybe towards those other..." Click went the bullet as it was loaded into the chamber. "...jokers, but not you." Click "No Kiddo, at this moment," Click "This is me at my most..."
Chk-chk. The revolver had been loaded and cocked.
"... masochistic."
"Bill..." she managed to sputter, trying desperately for a gambit to live," "...it's your baby--"
BLAM!
♫ Bang bang... bang bang... my baby shot me down. ♫
Mafia 55 - Kill Bill Game Thread
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 08:20 AM
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 08:21 AM
Game-specific rules (it is of vital importance that you read these!):
Listed below are the victory conditions required for The Bride (and any allies she may have) for 'The Town' (essentially everyone else), and a mysterious assassin. The game will continue until one of these conditions are met. Under no other circumstance will the game end.
32 hour days. 0 hour nights. All actions should be provisionals.
- You are NOT allowed to say The Bride's real name. You must always refer to her as 'The Bride' or 'Black Mamba.' Failure to follow this rule could be extremely hazardous to your health!
- All types of play are encouraged. You may use meta.
- You may quote and/or fake quote your PMs. Just be careful, as The Bride is always watching you.
- If killed, you will be asked to stay on your alt.
- CFs will list the name of the character killed.
- This is a difficult game to win! It's not intended to be 100% balanced! Enjoy the challenge!
Listed below are the victory conditions required for The Bride (and any allies she may have) for 'The Town' (essentially everyone else), and a mysterious assassin. The game will continue until one of these conditions are met. Under no other circumstance will the game end.
- The Bride -- In order for you to win, O-Ren Ishii, Vernita Green, Elle Driver, Budd, Bill, and 'The Assassin' must ALL die. It doesn't matter how they die.
- 'The Assassin' -- Kill everybody!
- The Town -- In order to win, you must stop the Bride and her allies and 'The Assassin' before all of the Deadly Vipers are killed.
32 hour days. 0 hour nights. All actions should be provisionals.
This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 08 December 2009 - 03:38 PM
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 09:19 PM
The game begins!
The Bride is ANGRY. A mysterious assassin is seeking revenge of his or her own. And the Deadly Vipers are working to keep themselves alive.
Good luck!
You have a little more than 32 hours left today (count coming in a few minutes).
Make sure you've read the rules. This is not a joke!
The Bride is ANGRY. A mysterious assassin is seeking revenge of his or her own. And the Deadly Vipers are working to keep themselves alive.
Good luck!
You have a little more than 32 hours left today (count coming in a few minutes).
Make sure you've read the rules. This is not a joke!
This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 07 December 2009 - 09:20 PM
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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Kalse
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 09:28 PM
Korbas, on 07 December 2009 - 09:27 PM, said:
Lots and lots of early distancing going on here, I sense, with all the hulk rage. you'd almost think you spent 4 years in a coma, or a day buried alive...
or just had his dick cut off by a cancer chick
edit>> o wait coma chick
This post has been edited by Kalse: 07 December 2009 - 09:29 PM
