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Sorta old-ish news (like last week), but still funny...
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This post has been edited by Terez: 17 October 2009 - 10:15 AM
Playboy enters rule 34 territory
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 09:40 AM
http://news.yahoo.co...y_marge_simpson
Sorta old-ish news (like last week), but still funny...
(edited to add pic!)
Sorta old-ish news (like last week), but still funny...
(edited to add pic!)
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 10:23 AM
Oh for goodness sake...now they're just embarrassing themselves.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 11:37 AM
Really AIJ?
I thoroughly sure they've embarrassed themselves before.
And in worse ways.
I thoroughly sure they've embarrassed themselves before.
And in worse ways.
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 10:10 PM
Do tell! I don't exactly keep up with Playboy...
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
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There it is.
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 11:21 PM
Those fake ass girls being attracted to a decrepit Hugh Hefner is faker than the moon landing.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 11:34 PM
His wallet is another matter. Stupid sexy wallet.
Also all this fuss over a pair of cartoon nipples, is frankly pretty silly.
Also all this fuss over a pair of cartoon nipples, is frankly pretty silly.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 11:36 PM
If only my wallet had a rippling six pack and sparkled in the sun!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 11:38 PM
Not to mention the gleaming white teeth. And the vibrating function.
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 12:08 AM
They're losing too much money to the internet.
Face it Playboy, print media is soooo 2008.
Face it Playboy, print media is soooo 2008.
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 02:20 AM
Darkwatch, on 17 October 2009 - 11:37 AM, said:
Really AIJ?
I thoroughly sure they've embarrassed themselves before.
And in worse ways.
I thoroughly sure they've embarrassed themselves before.
And in worse ways.
You mean having a lecherous old geriatric surrounding himself with all those blonde beauties?
Oh wait...
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 04:49 PM
Happy Cat, on 18 October 2009 - 12:12 AM, said:
That is the whole point of putting Marge Simpson on the cover. Sales, sales, sales.
Oh yeah cos if I was a guy who wanted porn, and had a choice between buying a magazine with a naked middle aged cartoon housewife or sitting at my computer for free, that would be an easy choice...
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Posted 20 October 2009 - 03:47 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 18 October 2009 - 04:49 PM, said:
Happy Cat, on 18 October 2009 - 12:12 AM, said:
That is the whole point of putting Marge Simpson on the cover. Sales, sales, sales.
Oh yeah cos if I was a guy who wanted porn, and had a choice between buying a magazine with a naked middle aged cartoon housewife or sitting at my computer for free, that would be an easy choice...
Dear God, this year please send some clothes for all those poor ladies in Tiste's computer,
Amen.
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Posted 20 October 2009 - 04:26 PM
Tremolo, on 20 October 2009 - 03:47 PM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 18 October 2009 - 04:49 PM, said:
Happy Cat, on 18 October 2009 - 12:12 AM, said:
That is the whole point of putting Marge Simpson on the cover. Sales, sales, sales.
Oh yeah cos if I was a guy who wanted porn, and had a choice between buying a magazine with a naked middle aged cartoon housewife or sitting at my computer for free, that would be an easy choice...
Dear God, this year please send some clothes for all those poor ladies in Tiste's computer,
Amen.
be serious.
all the ladies on Tiste's computer are dead anyway, so its not like they care.....
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 20 October 2009 - 06:55 PM
Didn't you mean to write Santa? I mean, he's the once-a-year guy, right?
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Please proceed, Governor.
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There it is.
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Posted 20 October 2009 - 07:00 PM
Terez, on 20 October 2009 - 06:55 PM, said:
Didn't you mean to write Santa? I mean, he's the once-a-year guy, right?
they said the same thing about Hefner
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Posted 20 October 2009 - 07:06 PM
Cue the Viagra, Levitra, or the stupid guy who never stops smiling commercials....
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Posted 20 October 2009 - 07:41 PM
Cocoreturns, on 20 October 2009 - 04:26 PM, said:
Tremolo, on 20 October 2009 - 03:47 PM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 18 October 2009 - 04:49 PM, said:
Happy Cat, on 18 October 2009 - 12:12 AM, said:
That is the whole point of putting Marge Simpson on the cover. Sales, sales, sales.
Oh yeah cos if I was a guy who wanted porn, and had a choice between buying a magazine with a naked middle aged cartoon housewife or sitting at my computer for free, that would be an easy choice...
Dear God, this year please send some clothes for all those poor ladies in Tiste's computer,
Amen.
be serious.
all the ladies on Tiste's computer are dead anyway, so its not like they care.....
Well that just begs the question of whether a funeral shroud is clothing or not.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
