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An Outrage! Police have taken punitive measures to limit drinking At our annual Bathurst

#1 User is offline   Mushroom 

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 09:06 AM

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Know your limits: Australian race fans told to keep to 24 cans of beer a day
Police have issued restrictions on alcohol at the forthcoming Bathurst 1,000 car race

Australian motorsport fans are ruing militant alcohol consumption guidelines at one of the country's most popular races – after being limited to a mere 24 cans of beer a day.

Police in charge of the Bathurst 1,000 car race in Bathurst, New South Wales, issued the restrictions before the start of the four-day event this Thursday.

Spectators are limited to one 24-can case each of full-strength beer, although if revellers are willing to consume lower-strength alcohol (3.5% abv or less) they will be entitled to a more satisfactory 36 cans.

Wine lovers have not escaped the heavy hand of the law either, being restricted to a punitive four litres a day.

Fans will be limited to 24 375ml cans of average-strength beer – a total of 9,000ml. This betters by 1,048ml the 14 pints William Hague famously said he swilled as a young man – but then the Conservative MP reckoned he was drinking that amount every day rather than merely reserving heavy consumption for infrequent sporting events.

Clearly, we mere mortals could not hope to match the exploits of a rowdy Australian motorsport fanatic or an adolescent shadow foreign secretary.

But more acceptable to amateur drinkers may be the comparatively gentle exploits of the London mayor Boris Johnson, who chooses November's edition of Tatler to extol the benefits of a couple of pints over lunch. Johnson's predecessor, Ken Livingstone, was known to enjoy a glass of whisky during meetings, asserting it was good for his cough.

But for the most notorious drinking records, one must delve back into the sporting world.

The Australian cricketer David Boon famously, or infamously, drank 52 cans of beer on a flight from Sydney to London before the 1989 Ashes tour, a staggering (literally) total of 19,500ml of grog.

This betters the total of a motor-racing fan and a precocious young Tory combined.

Maybe 24 cans is quite harsh after all


Source - Guardian
Press release from NSW Police

Seriuosly! This is a chronic violation of our human rights right here!
These people have a right to drink at least a couple of cartons each day if they want!

What do you think?
does your country have draconian drinking laws like this?

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 10:17 AM

Too bad. I was looking forward to that inevitable quiet morning where the heads of men everywhere would be shattered.

Mind you, I wonder if the new taste of VB will cause a dynamic change in the garden-variety inebriation process...
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Posted 11 October 2009 - 09:56 AM

dumb writing. grig is nt thge aaME THING QAS BEER. grog is rujm asnd water. beer is dufferehbt.
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Posted 12 October 2009 - 06:09 AM

Oh my. I found my post from last night. What I meant to say was "Grog isn't the same thiing as beer. Grog is rum and water. Beer is different." Wow. I should not have been alloowed near the internet last night.
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Posted 12 October 2009 - 06:50 AM

I was wondering about that post....It made a lot of sense that one!
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Posted 12 October 2009 - 07:13 AM

Not one of my more proud or lucid moments. Oh well. I would have felt it a wasted opportunity if one of the few times I drank I didn't post gibberish on the forums.
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Posted 12 October 2009 - 09:13 AM

You didn't have to explain it, RLY. I majored in Inebrianese.
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Posted 15 October 2009 - 12:41 PM

inebrianese...awesome

lol

24 cans of beer per day would fucking floor me. Where do people learn to drink like that?

And this is an Atlantic-Canadian asking this question by the way, we drink more heavily than most places in the world. Myself included.

From a crowd control and healthcare perspective I can certainly see why limiting personal consumption to a two-four is a good idea.

From an alcoholic's perspective however.....

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 12:57 PM

it does say the cans are very small, only 375ml though im still not sure id manage 24 :)
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Posted 15 October 2009 - 01:32 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 11 October 2009 - 09:56 AM, said:

dumb writing. grig is nt thge aaME THING QAS BEER. grog is rujm asnd water. beer is dufferehbt.


I repped you for this post - I learned something - and its a great drunk post.
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