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#461 eekwibble

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 01:33 PM

Loki, on Dec 4 2008, 12:41 PM, said:

Don't say I'm not a benevolant goddess

D'rek, on Dec 5 2008, 02:11 AM, said:

Nono Dancer, you've got it backwards! Loki is like the Seregahl - we've been praying to keep him away! And now we've failed and we're all gonna die!

Ouch!!!

That's gotta hurt!

Welcome noobs! Haha. I've been here since February and I feel I can get away with saying 'noob'! Ah well, I'm sure there are others who feel the same way.

@Sixty - Your sig is impressive, I'm sure but, WTF is "deaths-1.33"? Does that mean you've died one and a bit times?

QUOTE (amphibian @ Nov 11 2008) <Rake himself was a huge weight inside Draconus and he didn't go in with an army.>

#462 inpsyze

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 10:42 PM

...hello.

I am new. How do you do?

Did you know that [relatively] recent experts have deemed that Eve was not created from Adam's rib? Rather, it seems that the translation from Hebrew to English was ambiguous. Most mammals, excepting humans and a few others, have a bone in the penis. Its latin name is the baculum. These scholars have surmised that this is the bone referred to when the Bible was translated.

It is stated that God "closed up the flesh" after he made Eve. As you are probably aware, upon the posterior aspect of the human penis is an apparent seam, or raphe. Where the flesh was closed up.

It's also a fact that men and women possess the same number of pairs of ribs. So it appears the basis of Christianity is that women are made of cocks.

That is all.

Nice to "meat" you all. Are you friendly?

This post has been edited by inpsyze: 07 December 2008 - 10:44 PM

#463 Mentalist

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 11:18 PM

there's a new members thread here.
from your avatar, i'm assuming you'd want to visit this thread:

http://www.malazanempire.com/IPBforum/inde...showtopic=11569

oh, and welcome!

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#464 eekwibble

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 01:22 AM

Never mind Mud.

Your avatar rocks!!! Post more!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!

Badgers have a penis bone.

Baculum FTW!!!

That is all!

QUOTE (amphibian @ Nov 11 2008) <Rake himself was a huge weight inside Draconus and he didn't go in with an army.>

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 03:24 AM

what does THAT mean
eek, I STARTED the Hawt girsd thread.... at least here

I clearly welcome our new member and his glorious avatar (really too bad I opened this page in the library the first time, felt a bit awkward,

sorry if that wasn't clear from the start

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 03:30 AM

well isnt that lovely...
my those ancient hebrews had fun ways to explain strange bodily phenomena

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#467 eekwibble

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 03:33 AM

Mentalist, on Dec 8 2008, 03:24 AM, said:

I STARTED the Hawt girsd thread....

In which case... I love you! (assuming you meant the 'Hawt GIRLS thread'.

NOT LIKE THAT THOUGH!!!!!!!!111!!!! :Hetan:

QUOTE (amphibian @ Nov 11 2008) <Rake himself was a huge weight inside Draconus and he didn't go in with an army.>

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 03:40 AM

Okay then.

#469 teholbeddict

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 03:43 AM

I don't know quite what to make of this post, I'm at a bit of a loss for words! But I will say welcome to the boards! I'm sure most of the males on here will be very pleased with your avatar

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#470 Mentalist

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 03:50 AM

@ eek: yeah it's what I meant
that thread was the reason I first ventured into the old Inn in the first place

I must say, that avatar is VERY NSFW, as awesome as it is.
we'll need a mod to tag every thread where you post NSFW.... maybe, lol
I kid
I love the avatar. was just a bit odd seeing it in a library setting

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 07:54 AM

Best first post ever

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 08:23 AM

This guy should have either

a. A medal
or
b. Fifty lashes

But welcome, and try to express your perverted opinions as much/little as possible.

So...the baby-maker has a bone? Lemme just check...

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#473 inpsyze

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 06:25 PM

Can I have a medal and fifty lashes please?

On sober reflection - I think my new avatar may be more apt.

Aptorian, on Dec 8 2008, 07:54 AM, said:

Best first post ever

Thanks!

#474 stone monkey

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Posted 09 December 2008 - 03:15 PM

I believe - because I've read it in at least two different places - that humans and hyenas are the only mammals that don't have a baculum. The one belonging to the Blue Whale is alleged to be particularly impressive...

Oh and welcome noobs...

This post has been edited by stone monkey: 09 December 2008 - 03:32 PM

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Posted 09 December 2008 - 03:50 PM

stone monkey, on Dec 9 2008, 03:15 PM, said:

I believe - because I've read it in at least two different places - that humans and hyenas are the only mammals that don't have a baculum

And the horse family, hares and rabbits, and marsupials.

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Posted 11 December 2008 - 08:32 AM

fanatic indulgence?
I am in.

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Posted 16 December 2008 - 06:24 PM

Pedro now 'in the Hedro.'

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But its end is the way of death.

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 06:54 PM

Hey there guys - new to the empire (good to be here), I have not finished all the books yet but have just started the series. I have read the first 4 and starting mignight tides today. One of the best series i have ever read, and I know i am in for some surprises and tough momenets ahead. Just wanted to say hello

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 07:54 PM

Welcome aboard. Don't be surprised if MT seems like a completely different book. It's a whole new story arc set apart from the four others, but it is well worth it and among my favorites.

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 11:18 PM

Man I love coming in here from time to time see what the newbies have to offer. Looks like we've got a decent batch for the holidays.

Welcome noobs, and feel free to join the Errant fanclub. See Apt's sig for details ^^^

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.