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#1541 Kallor Reaver of High House Chains

Reaver of High House Chains

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 01:37 AM

Greetings Malazites I am The Knight of High House Death i'm half through MoI and loving the series

#1542 Lala

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 01:41 PM

Loki made me join. It's all Loki's fault. I haven't read the books but I did help Loki make a photo campaign to encourage other people to read it. That counts, right? I will read the book but Loki won't lend me her special edition so I have to wai til her other friend finishes it. She made me join because it's late and she is bored. She needs to get a life.

#1543 Loki

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 02:33 PM

I just want to apologise to everyone - I had a moment of poor judgement and now I fear I'm going to regret it...........

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#1544 Gust Hubb

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Posted 18 September 2011 - 02:40 PM

There are two of them!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Must contain the situation!!!!!!

Lala, Go here, and just read from page one: http://forum.malazan...8&hl=flirt&st=0

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#1545 Loki

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Posted 19 September 2011 - 11:13 AM

Cheers, Gust, cheers.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#1546 Phedre

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 12:37 AM

So, I just got done with Stonewielder and really needed to find a place to talk about the awesomeness that is Malaz. My husband won't listen anymore...and don't get me even started on my friends! So here I am, ready for the re-read!

Always an even exchange

#1547 Kanese S's

TMI Frigate Bird of Low House PEN

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 02:49 AM

I just got my books back, so a re-read will be coming eventually.

Phedre, I don't suppose your chosen screen name is in any way related to Jacqueline Carey's books? Sorry if I'm way off base.

Laseen did nothing wrong.

I demand Telorast & Curdle plushies.

#1548 Phedre

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 11:09 AM

Kanese S, on 24 September 2011 - 02:49 AM, said:

I just got my books back, so a re-read will be coming eventually.

Phedre, I don't suppose your chosen screen name is in any way related to Jacqueline Carey's books? Sorry if I'm way off base.

It is! Good catch!

Always an even exchange

#1549 Rupert

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 07:50 PM

Hello everyone,since this forum is the first step i took on the path to understanding this awesome series,it's only right that i give back something in return.I hope you are ready for some crazy theories.

This post has been edited by Rupert: 26 September 2011 - 07:51 PM

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#1550 worry

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 07:57 PM

Is Rupert your real name?

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#1551 Rupert

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 10:25 PM

worrywort, on 26 September 2011 - 07:57 PM, said:

Is Rupert your real name?

Of course not! But i like it and it's like nobody uses it so i don't have to spend time looking for a cool name

"My Queen, neither mortal nor immortal can fathom the mind of an artist. But as a general rule, between two possible answers, choose the more sordid one."

#1552 Slow Ben

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 11:01 PM

Welcome new members.

Damn glad to meet ya!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#1553 worry

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Posted 27 September 2011 - 01:28 AM

Rupert, on 26 September 2011 - 10:25 PM, said:

worrywort, on 26 September 2011 - 07:57 PM, said:

Is Rupert your real name?

Of course not! But i like it and it's like nobody uses it so i don't have to spend time looking for a cool name

That's a shame. I always wanted to call somebody Poopert, but it doesn't have the impact if it's not your actual name.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#1554 Meshuggah

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Posted 27 September 2011 - 09:45 AM

Rupert, on 26 September 2011 - 10:25 PM, said:

worrywort, on 26 September 2011 - 07:57 PM, said:

Is Rupert your real name?

Of course not! But i like it and it's like nobody uses it so i don't have to spend time looking for a cool name

a certain Rupert comes to mind: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=uuchWSvS-Mk

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#1555 Moon Chaser

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Posted 27 September 2011 - 08:10 PM

Malazan Book of the Fallen is killing my study time for medschool, just getting into these.

Here's hoping being able to put down the first ones soon enough to study.

#1556 Baduchi

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Posted 28 September 2011 - 07:42 PM

Hi people, I'm new and extremely freaked out, to the point of wanting to cry, kill everyone within a twenty mile radius then climb a tree, tie a noose around my neck, inject a gram of heroin and see what happens when I tumble off said tree branch and wait for my dulled faculties to register the cracking of my neck before I embrace the darkness forever more.....
Anyone out there kind enough to school a frustrated, hair -tearing newbie?