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A Pony MMO breeding game - FOR KIDS! I KNEW it! Those Dirty Little Beasts!

#1 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 02 September 2009 - 05:25 PM

http://www.ponystars.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponystars

Many of you may remember my thread on "My Little Pony" and their whorish nature, but it seems Acclaim has taken it a step further.

Now you can actually create your own ponies and through a ton of horse sex make more ponies for your ponies to have horse sex with, those little, filthy beasts. And it's for kids! What the hell is going on!?

Look at this:

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Breeding
The breed, color and traits of the parents determined those of a foal. Pony colors are determined by an RGB color value, and a foal's colors will fall randomly between the color values of its parents. Once a special decorative trait is added to a pony, that pony can pass the trait on to any of its offspring, but inherited traits are a rare occurrence.




[edit] Requirements
Mares:

  • 10 days old
  • At least 24 health points
  • 100-150 fairy gold for Stud fees
  • Mare's profile cannot say she's pregnant
  • Mare cannot be on the grasslands
Stallions:

  • 10 days Old
  • At least 24 heath points
  • Stallion's profile cannot say he's resting



[edit] Finding the Stallion
If the mare has met the above requirements, she is ready to breed.

  • Step 1. Look on the left hand side on Ponystars under the header "MY PONYSTARS" and click on the "Proposals" link.
  • Step 2. Once you are on the Proposals page, you need to click on the link that says "Stallion List."
  • Step 3. Input breed requirements using the drop down filters OR input a specific stallion name or username, adjusting the drop down filter accordingly.
  • Step 4. Once you have located the stallion(s) you want, locate the mare you wish to breed to the stud on the drop down menu and hit "Request."
  • Step 5. Confirm the request and wait for the stallion to accept or deny the request. You can see requests you've sent by going back to "Proposals" and clicking on "Breeding Requests you Sent."
Notes: It is general courtesy to read the owner of the desired stallion's profile to see if they have any specific rules regarding breeding requests. This could mean the difference between an accepted or denied request and it's considered common courtesy to send a private message to the stallion's owner about the breeding request.




[edit] Receiving Requests
If the stallion has met the above requirements, he is ready to breed.

  • Step 1. Click the "Stallion Status" button on your stallion's profile, this will put him on the stallion list after the next refresh. If the button is not there and his profile says "Already Stallion" then he is already on the list.
  • Step 2. Wait or find a mare in Friendship Park.
  • Step 3. Look on the left hand side of Ponystars under the header "MY PONYSTARS" and click on the "Proposals" link.
  • Step 4. Once you are on the Proposals page, you need to click the link that says "Breeding Requests you Received."
  • Step 5. Look through your requests and accept or deny the matches.
Notes: After you accept the breeding request, your stallion will be taken off the Stallion List and cannot breed for 7 full days starting the moment you accept the request.




[edit] Pregnancy
If your desired stallion has accepted your mare's request, congrats! She's pregnant! However, all breeding cause the mare to lose health points so be sure to heal her up to 24+ health as soon as possible. You can view your pregnant mares by looking under "MY PONYSTARS" for "Proposals" and then "Pregnant ponies." Pregnant mares will have a "Pregnant" status in their profile and this message will stay until rollover between the 7th and 8th day of pregnancy, regardless of login. Mares give birth at rollover between the 6th and 7th day of login after pregnancy. You can pick up your mare's newborn foal by going to "Nursery" on the left-hand side under "MY PONYSTARS." If you do not pick up the foal within three days, the fairies will take the foal with them to the Grasslands to be raised in the wild.




[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ponystars&action=edit&section=11" title="Edit section: Time Chart">edit] Time Chart
  • Ponies mature and can breed after 10 days of log in.
  • Gestation is 7 days of logging in from the mare's owner.
  • Stallions rest for 7 days starting the moment the breeding request is accepted.


It's kind of like pedophilia, only with small horses instead.

I think I'm going to have to make an account just to see what the hell this is all about.
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 05:31 PM

View PostAptorian, on Sep 2 2009, 07:25 PM, said:



Wait... You can have orgies? And only the bad kind...
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 07:07 PM

Oh, legendary! Legendary, legendary, legendary!
Legalise drugs! And murder!
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 07:17 PM

I really wouldn't like to see the other results you got when you googled to find this...
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 08:36 AM

Are there any squirrells involved?
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