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I think I have a child stalker...

#21 User is offline   dktorode 

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 09:29 AM

View PostTremolo, on Sep 3 2009, 11:20 AM, said:

Isnt seemen in the nature of Pedobear?



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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 09:35 AM

EFG killed Pedobear... again

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#23 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 09:38 AM

Dude! That is totally sick!

@DK: Stop making Pedobear stare at me with those smoldering eyes!
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 09:43 AM

hahahaha classic
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 09:49 AM

Damn kids.............I told him not to let himself be seen

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 01:15 PM

View PostAptorian, on Sep 2 2009, 12:49 PM, said:

All day today there was this creepy child staring at me.

Sitting at the counter, I could look out through the doors and there was this kid out on the street looking right at me. He'd disappear a couple of times, but generally he was just standing at the door... staring. Those big blank eyes of his burying into my soul. Knowing me. Judging me.

When I wasn't at the checkout I tried walking out there to see if I could find the kid, maybe he was lost or something, but no kid. He must have hidden in the shadows or something.

Then later stacking some groceries down an isle I could see all the way out to the door... there he is. Like an island in a sea of people. Staring at me. With those psycho eyes. Probably had a knife as well.

When I left he was still standing at the door, probably staring after me. I kept looking over my shoulder to see if he was behind me. Little monster is probably standing down on the street right now, looking at my apartment window, sharpening his meat hook.

I hate children.



I've seen porn that starts like this.

Also, horror movies.


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#27 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 04:33 PM

Did the kid look anything like this?
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 07:46 PM

Furries start young
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 08:38 PM

View PostAptorian, on Sep 3 2009, 03:46 PM, said:

Furries eat their young


Fixed.

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 08:40 PM

Don't people know anything about the internets? That child is going to see that picture for their entire adolescence.

I just about posted something entirely inappropriate. Funny, though. :p
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 08:48 PM

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 10:58 PM

am i the only who thinks the grossest part of that kid pic is the HUGE LOAD OF SNOT JUST SMEARED ALL OVER ITS UPPER LIP. I MEAN SERIOUSLY WTF MOM GET A WETNAP!!
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Posted 04 September 2009 - 06:29 AM

No Sinisdar, because you're not looking at the bigger picture. All kids are disgusting. They're dirty little rodents that scurry around making noise and breaking things. They are a pest. A blight upon human evolution.

I can't wait for us to develop cloning so that we can just create twenty year old people instead of having to deal with those little monsters.
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