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Why is my cat trying to kill me? Deadly cats

#21 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 03:57 PM

View PostCatherine, on Aug 11 2009, 05:51 PM, said:

My cat jumps on my bladder in the wee hours of the morning, she doesn't want to kill me, just make me wet the bed - how is that for gratitude for all the cat worship!!!!


I think this trick is something all animals learn.

My parents dog does that. It would nozzle around the blanket untill you turned over and then sucker punch you in the bladder. Crazy animals.
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 01:57 AM

Growing up, my sister and I got a cat each from a litter and named our cats K.C. and Terrance respectively (unfortunately, mine was a girl too). Well, turns out, that my sister's cat sticks with my mom and my cat hi-tails it over to my sister's side.

So that's just the back story. The real shock was that Terry hated me as much as she loved my sister. It started small with a few small presents outside my bedroom door. Then she would start rattling my closed door with her paw in the middle of the night. Finally, it came to the point that I was stepping in something almost weekly. Fortunately for her, I left for college. But she's alive and still waiting....Posted Image


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