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Vegemite or Marmite What's your poison?

Poll: What do you prefer (36 member(s) have cast votes)

Marmite or Vegemite

  1. Marmite is delicious (6 votes [13.64%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.64%

  2. I liek Vegemite (5 votes [11.36%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.36%

  3. I would prefer nailing my tongue to a post rather than eating the above (8 votes [18.18%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.18%

  4. My name is Dolorous Menhir and I think this poll is disgusting (9 votes [20.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.45%

  5. A dingo ate my marmite covered baby (2 votes [4.55%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.55%

  6. Hey, that aint funny, mate, you know that really happened? (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  7. Someone covered their baby in marmite? (4 votes [9.09%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.09%

  8. Yes... sad story, sad story. (1 votes [2.27%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.27%

  9. I would eat a marmite covered baby (9 votes [20.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.45%

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#81 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:45 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Aug 5 2009, 04:43 PM, said:

I eat plenty of jam that doesnt have seeds in it, yet is still labelled jam and called jam by everyone. Surely it cant just be seeds?


That was Jelly you were eating.

If it dosen't have seeds and large chunks of fruit, its Jelly.
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#82 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:46 PM

Peanut butter jelly time!
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#83 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:46 PM

But it wasnt wobbly, and jelly is wobbly.

Jam is a spread. Jelly is not.
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#84 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:46 PM

Man, you Yanks have NO understanding of jelly.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:48 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 5 2009, 04:46 PM, said:

Man, you Yanks have NO understanding of jelly.


I see that in your in-bred version of the language, you have no idea what you are talking about.

Admit to the fact that the 'Yanks' are the KINGS, QUEENS, AND UNCHALLENGED RULERS of easy and fast, but delicious food.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:49 PM

Ah, the cultural enlightenment going on in this thread is just heartwarming. If we can't agree on the definition of jelly, then how can we ever achieve world peace?

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:50 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 5 2009, 09:45 PM, said:

The easy to way to tell the difference - and to notice I might have made a slight spelling mistake - is to think of 'c' for ceiling in stalactite, and 'g' for ground in stalagmite. Or in my case, the rock equivalent of a liger.

Nah... tights go down. Easy :2guns:
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#88 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:50 PM

WE COLONISED YOU, YOU WILL SPEAK AS WE DICTATE!
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:52 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Aug 5 2009, 05:50 PM, said:

WE COLONISED YOU, YOU WILL SPEAK AS WE DICTATE!


American is a great language. :2guns:
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:52 PM

View PostObdigore, on Aug 5 2009, 10:48 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 5 2009, 04:46 PM, said:

Man, you Yanks have NO understanding of jelly.


I see that in your in-bred version of the language, you have no idea what you are talking about.

Admit to the fact that the 'Yanks' are the KINGS, QUEENS, AND UNCHALLENGED RULERS of easy and fast, but delicious food.

OK, if you don't like us telling you how to use our language, then you don't have to use it. Henceforth the use of the language English and all its words are prohibited for those dwelling in the Americas. Hope you enjoy learning Sioun.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#91 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:55 PM

Yo hablo espanol. Pero, no tengo los leyes que son necesitado para usa en el internet.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:56 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 5 2009, 04:52 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Aug 5 2009, 10:48 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 5 2009, 04:46 PM, said:

Man, you Yanks have NO understanding of jelly.


I see that in your in-bred version of the language, you have no idea what you are talking about.

Admit to the fact that the 'Yanks' are the KINGS, QUEENS, AND UNCHALLENGED RULERS of easy and fast, but delicious food.

OK, if you don't like us telling you how to use our language, then you don't have to use it. Henceforth the use of the language English and all its words are prohibited for those dwelling in the Americas. Hope you enjoy learning Sioun.


I'm waiting for you to figure out a way for you to enforce this.

Still waiting...
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#93 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 10:04 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Aug 5 2009, 10:55 PM, said:

Yo hablo espanol. Pero, no tengo los leyes que son necesitado para usa en el internet.

Armada.

View PostObdigore, on Aug 5 2009, 10:56 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 5 2009, 04:52 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Aug 5 2009, 10:48 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 5 2009, 04:46 PM, said:

Man, you Yanks have NO understanding of jelly.


I see that in your in-bred version of the language, you have no idea what you are talking about.

Admit to the fact that the 'Yanks' are the KINGS, QUEENS, AND UNCHALLENGED RULERS of easy and fast, but delicious food.

OK, if you don't like us telling you how to use our language, then you don't have to use it. Henceforth the use of the language English and all its words are prohibited for those dwelling in the Americas. Hope you enjoy learning Sioun.


I'm waiting for you to figure out a way for you to enforce this.

Still waiting...

Every time you use a word of our language, your penis shrinks by a fraction of a micrometre. It's a tad too small to notice at first, but it'll add up over time, bit by bit, until one day you go for a piss and notice you're using a pair of tweezers to do so.

Spoiler

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#94 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 10:05 PM

Armada?

I heart you too!
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 10:05 PM

Yay, I've been trying to make my penis smaller for so long...

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There it is.

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#96 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 10:06 PM

It;s been a success. Until the age of 3, you were actually male, Terez, you just never remembered it because at your young age, and as an early talker, the effects were quicker.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 10:10 PM

It's a different situation in your case, Terez. For you, what's decreasing is
Spoiler


In fact, make that for both genders. Dick jokes are so puerile and juvenile. And easy.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 11:08 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 5 2009, 05:04 PM, said:

View PostHoosierDaddy, on Aug 5 2009, 10:55 PM, said:

Yo hablo espanol. Pero, no tengo los leyes que son necesitado para usa en el internet.

Armada.

View PostObdigore, on Aug 5 2009, 10:56 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 5 2009, 04:52 PM, said:

View PostObdigore, on Aug 5 2009, 10:48 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 5 2009, 04:46 PM, said:

Man, you Yanks have NO understanding of jelly.


I see that in your in-bred version of the language, you have no idea what you are talking about.

Admit to the fact that the 'Yanks' are the KINGS, QUEENS, AND UNCHALLENGED RULERS of easy and fast, but delicious food.

OK, if you don't like us telling you how to use our language, then you don't have to use it. Henceforth the use of the language English and all its words are prohibited for those dwelling in the Americas. Hope you enjoy learning Sioun.


I'm waiting for you to figure out a way for you to enforce this.

Still waiting...

Every time you use a word of our language, your penis shrinks by a fraction of a micrometre. It's a tad too small to notice at first, but it'll add up over time, bit by bit, until one day you go for a piss and notice you're using a pair of tweezers to do so.

Spoiler




Then I can do porn as the miniscule-dicked-wonder and get millions.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 11:09 PM

This thread has gone downhill WAY MORE AWESOME since this afternoon...
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Posted 06 August 2009 - 03:33 AM

My taste is obviously awesome, Illy, since I'm here. Right? And you are one of my favorite people...

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Please proceed, Governor.

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There it is.

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And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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