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Vegemite or Marmite What's your poison?

Poll: What do you prefer (36 member(s) have cast votes)

Marmite or Vegemite

  1. Marmite is delicious (6 votes [13.64%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.64%

  2. I liek Vegemite (5 votes [11.36%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.36%

  3. I would prefer nailing my tongue to a post rather than eating the above (8 votes [18.18%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.18%

  4. My name is Dolorous Menhir and I think this poll is disgusting (9 votes [20.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.45%

  5. A dingo ate my marmite covered baby (2 votes [4.55%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.55%

  6. Hey, that aint funny, mate, you know that really happened? (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  7. Someone covered their baby in marmite? (4 votes [9.09%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.09%

  8. Yes... sad story, sad story. (1 votes [2.27%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.27%

  9. I would eat a marmite covered baby (9 votes [20.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.45%

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#61 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:12 PM

All the more reason to eliminate him then.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:14 PM

Good thing I can call upon my covert ops hen.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn稚 me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he痴 me. Look down, back up, where are you? You池e in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What痴 in your hand, back at me. I have it, it痴 an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I知 on a quorl.
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#63 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:23 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Aug 5 2009, 03:14 PM, said:

Good thing I can call upon my covert ops hen.


Hopefully she will give him a beakfull.

I hereby declare that Marmite and Vegemite were both invented by Terry Goodkind, and so if you eat either of them you are a SoT lover.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:28 PM

OK screw rhyming that, and also I agree with Mr. Obdigore's statement in the post above this one.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn稚 me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he痴 me. Look down, back up, where are you? You池e in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What痴 in your hand, back at me. I have it, it痴 an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I知 on a quorl.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:28 PM

The gauntlet? Yeah, it's been slapped in your face and thrown "ite" lovers.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:36 PM

STALAGTITES FOREVER BRO
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn稚 me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he痴 me. Look down, back up, where are you? You池e in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What痴 in your hand, back at me. I have it, it痴 an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I知 on a quorl.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:42 PM

Oooh, I just knew those floor thingies (or ceiling thingies) would cause problems.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:45 PM

The easy to way to tell the difference - and to notice I might have made a slight spelling mistake - is to think of 'c' for ceiling in stalactite, and 'g' for ground in stalagmite. Or in my case, the rock equivalent of a liger.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn稚 me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he痴 me. Look down, back up, where are you? You池e in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What痴 in your hand, back at me. I have it, it痴 an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I知 on a quorl.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:49 PM

Ligers are real. Or, at least, wikipedia thinks they are, but wikipedia has been known to mislead...
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:01 PM

Oh, ligers are real (AND VERY LARGE). I guess I'll just call stalagtites the official name for a naturally formed pillar. Or a stalagmite and stalactite having sex.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn稚 me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he痴 me. Look down, back up, where are you? You池e in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What痴 in your hand, back at me. I have it, it痴 an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I知 on a quorl.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:22 PM

Yeah, that's jello. I would never put jello on toast. We either call it jello or gelatin - jelly is jam (though I think there is a technical difference of some sort). Preserves is jelly with chunks of fruit in it.

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:24 PM

Stalag...tits?
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:28 PM

View PostTerez, on Aug 5 2009, 10:22 PM, said:

Yeah, that's jello. I would never put jello on toast. We either call it jello or gelatin - jelly is jam (though I think there is a technical difference of some sort). Preserves is jelly with chunks of fruit in it.


When you say preserves is "jelly" with chunks of fruit in it, do you mean "jam" with chunks or "jello" with chunks? Clarity please, people!

As the language is English, I insist jam is called jam. Jelly is the wobbly dessert.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:38 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Aug 5 2009, 04:28 PM, said:

View PostTerez, on Aug 5 2009, 10:22 PM, said:

Yeah, that's jello. I would never put jello on toast. We either call it jello or gelatin - jelly is jam (though I think there is a technical difference of some sort). Preserves is jelly with chunks of fruit in it.


When you say preserves is "jelly" with chunks of fruit in it, do you mean "jam" with chunks or "jello" with chunks? Clarity please, people!

As the language is English, I insist jam is called jam. Jelly is the wobbly dessert.


Read the fucking link I posted earlier in the thread.

Jello Is a jiggly dessert (besides boobs)
Jam is crushed fruit cooked and preserved.
Jelly is fruit juice cooked and preserved.

The difference between Jam and Jelly is that Jam has bits of seeds in it, where Jelly does not.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:41 PM

Wait, so Jello is the same thing as jam?


:2guns: ;)

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:42 PM

Nah, jam has seeds, preserves have chunks of fruit. Big difference!

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:43 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Aug 5 2009, 04:41 PM, said:

Wait, so Jello is the same thing as jam?


:2guns: ;)


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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:43 PM

Stupid stealth editing! Now my last post makes no sense!

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:43 PM

I eat plenty of jam that doesnt have seeds in it, yet is still labelled jam and called jam by everyone. Surely it cant just be seeds?
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 09:44 PM

Illy, why does your picture of jam say 'pommes' on it? And 'citron'? Potatoes and lemons do not make red jam!

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