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Vegemite or Marmite What's your poison?

Poll: What do you prefer (36 member(s) have cast votes)

Marmite or Vegemite

  1. Marmite is delicious (6 votes [13.64%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.64%

  2. I liek Vegemite (5 votes [11.36%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.36%

  3. I would prefer nailing my tongue to a post rather than eating the above (8 votes [18.18%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.18%

  4. My name is Dolorous Menhir and I think this poll is disgusting (9 votes [20.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.45%

  5. A dingo ate my marmite covered baby (2 votes [4.55%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.55%

  6. Hey, that aint funny, mate, you know that really happened? (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  7. Someone covered their baby in marmite? (4 votes [9.09%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.09%

  8. Yes... sad story, sad story. (1 votes [2.27%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.27%

  9. I would eat a marmite covered baby (9 votes [20.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.45%

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#41 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:20 PM

View PostTerez, on Aug 4 2009, 11:44 PM, said:

I have no clue what either Marmite or Vegemite is, other than a vague recollection of a song saying something about a Vegemite sandwich...

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 03:35 AM

I once had one of the choices. I can't remember which. I do remember that it tasted bloody awful.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 03:46 AM

unless you are all referring to marmalade i have no clue what teh feck all this is about. but when it comes to breakfast spreads its fruit jelly or nothing!
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#44 User is offline   Terez 

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 04:19 AM

mmmm, big chunks of strawberry....

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 04:20 AM

Also, I love that my choice is winning this poll.

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 06:57 AM

The Answer is....BOVRIL ofcourse. (could be known as OXO eslewhere)

Veggiemite and Marmite are both made from vegetable stock, while BOVRIL...well...BOVRIL is made from BEEF stock baby.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 06:59 AM

^ do want
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 07:24 AM

Meh, Bovril tastes...wrong somehow. It is slightly too sweet compared to Marmite, doesn't taste right.


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Posted 05 August 2009 - 11:31 AM

Yeah bovril is nasty...
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 01:17 PM

The only difference between Bovril and Marmite is how long they leave the old ladies boiling in the tub before they render the rest down. Vegemite just uses Australian grannies instead.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 01:31 PM

View PostSir Thursday, on Aug 5 2009, 09:24 AM, said:

Meh, Bovril tastes...wrong somehow. It is slightly too sweet compared to Marmite, doesn't taste right.


Sir Thursday



ofcourse its sweet

sweet...shhweet freaken beef babay
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 05:31 PM

Who suggested jelly on toast? That's disgusting, you;d have a wobbly breakfast. Put jam on if you want fruit stuff on your toast, surely?
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 07:46 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Aug 5 2009, 12:31 PM, said:

Who suggested jelly on toast? That's disgusting, you;d have a wobbly breakfast. Put jam on if you want fruit stuff on your toast, surely?

Not sure what the difference between jelly and jam is. Too lazy to look it up. But I use strawberry preserves on toast. It's awesome. Who cares if it's...wobbly? Some of the best things in life are wobbly.

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 07:51 PM

Jelly.

Posted Image

Jam.

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Learn the difference, it could save your life.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 07:52 PM

No, that is

Jello

and

Jam.

L2FOOD.

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-differ...m-and-jelly.htm

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 07:54 PM

Jelly is like jello, ONLY SPELT CORRECTLY
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 07:57 PM

Is Terry Goodkind writing your lines now Illy? That was pretty lame.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:01 PM

You've learnt I ghostwrote for Terry Goodkind! Now you know my secret shame.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#59 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:03 PM

Are you at least rich after writing that trite shit?
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:09 PM

Spent it all on coke, so not even a small bit.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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